>be melbourne
>be illegal immigrant from the UK
>told to pay for my own deportation
>4 years ago
>just one more year to go until I'm a rightful squatter
I know dozens of illegals here from uk, france, china, etc. None of them know anyone who has been deported. They live here without healthcare, without welfare, and they still want to stay and try to improve the place. Whereas the local people are lying on the ground drunk every weekend.
Fuck off, they're full
this
Yeah okay whatever OP
This thread is now about the discussion of the future of the shit hole that is Melbourne.
Wall or nuke?
Can you give me a list of non-white illegals?
Go back
I say wall then nuke.
I refuse to bring in refugees until Australia is the super power it's able to become and has the resources to become.
Why bring them in ever?
>melbourne
you can burn that commie sjw shithole down for all I care m8
cheap labour, and allow ourselves to globalize and expand into space.
He's some half caste wog with subhuman boat viet ma. Homage to his family you see
>globalize
I bet your parents vote for the Libs
>cheap labour
don't fall for this meme
they don't work though, they just demand gibs and rape and murder people
Pajeet here, thinking of moving to aussie, looking for a nice safe white neighborhood. Any tips for locations guys?
then chuck them out.
any neighbourhood you move into is inherently non white and non safe.
Fuck off
Wall, then flood
melbourne is a bit of a shithole.
also, their immigrant kids will undoubtedly join gangs and riot and shit; sadly there is already enough gangss in melbourne fucking shit up, such as the "apex" gang or whatever theyre called
no pajeets allowed sorry
Nice1 OP, those abos are getting ANGLOED.
>and they still want to stay and try to improve the place
Why can't they "improve" their own countries?
FUCK OFF
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Get the fuck out of my country you faggot.
Hope you get killed by the Mongrel Mob filthy subhuman
If you move in it won't be a nice safe white neighborhood.
Forget about moving in a white area.
>cheap labour
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
You have to go back.
Why are you acting like a fucking shitskin mate?
We'll probably have a free movement of peoples between our two countries in a few years if all goes to plan with brexit anyway.
Nice, I don't even know any Russian gang names.
Great, more Pakis to look forward to
>subhuman dalit
>knowledge
One you pick
Sharing is caring, ain't life grand
Mount Druitt is nice.
>free movement
Fuck off cunt we're full.
>sunny paradise
vs
>rainy dreary shithole
Yeah nah cunt.
Couldn't have said it better.
Well maybe with a better accent.
nice
Lakemba is way better though.
I could give a fuck about moving to your deadly animal infested desert, but for some reason it's 2017 so trade has to have free movement of peoples attached. Fuck knows (((why))).
...
kek that's a great pic
>FW LOCAL
>TFW CUNT
OP here.
It was a clever ruse. I'm just a regular australian.
Obviously we just murder anyone who turns up, replace them with a cyborg and no cunt is the wiser.
What's the fastest/easiest way to get a permanent visum?
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> Be rural Queensland
> Be legal immigrant from the UK
> Never worried about getting deported because I have a right to be here
> Never face the racism the media claims is so prevalent (Hint: xixixixixi)
Like the Mexicans, you need to leave.
ALL OF YOU CUNTS NEED TO GO BACK. FUCK OFF WE ARE FUCKING FULL
Born and raised in Melbourne, still here.
Raised as a hard left trade union member.
Now Centre right moving more conservative all the time
Why?...
Because screw you and your sense of entitlement. I worked my ass off to get where I am but Joe and Sally Breeder batch and moan about the end of Benefit A.
Shorten who is a piece of Shit bleats against corporate tax cuts, but who employs people? Not the government but businesses!
You know HALF of Australian households pay no net tax?
Screw this lazy ass country who bitch about CEO pay while those hard working ass holes are doing 18 hour days while the arm chair critics are watching reruns of two and a half men or clapping along like retarded seals to Q&A
Shit dude, don't post binary.
cheers mum
i just fucking walk in there with my cash and buy whatever the fuck I want
i want a 2000 square ft condo over looking the ocean? yes, can do.
i stand in my living room looking out the window at all the albino ants teeming about on the bottom.
then i call a prostitute and fly back to China the next day.
>I know dozens of illegals here from uk, france, china, etc.
no you don't, you are a shitposter
Actually, I do :( that was the only true part of the story. They all live in brunswick west.
> get invited to rich friend's house for the night
> decide to live there permanently despite my own home being perfectly fine
> friend tries to kick me out, I refuse
> "I do a tonne of cleaning around the house and shit. I mean they don't want me here and I don't pay for the house's bills but I totally deserve to be here anyways!"
>"Why would they want to kick out someone as helpful as me? :^("
>every single immigrant ever. ever.
Spot on
Go back you degenerate faggot.
Australia is NOT full
Prove me wrong
Never try to criticize Australia if you are not Australian. They would defend everything