Trump related humor please

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Drumpf diddles his own daughter. Ain't that funny?

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Pretty sick to think this m8

You are sounding like some right wing nut job.

How mutch did they pay you shill?

Poo

>everyone who doesn't support Drumpfy is a shill
Russian invasion when?

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>Russian invasion when
Well the last time when they invaded us we killed hundreds of thousands of russians so,i think its not worth it for them.

wtf i love indians now

When the genes are that perfect in-breeding is A okay.

loooooolll when was that?

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>October 2016
truly a trustworthy time for news stories about trump's alleged sexual misconduct

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The Dow needs a few extra zeroes

What is dow though?

Not Trumps fault. It's actually points for Trump. No one wants mentally ill people in this country unless they have a legal right to be. If they don't, fuck 'em, nigga.

Selfmade r8

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>thinking the same thing

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Lol I was in the thread with that guy.

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>India, home of broken English speaking retards who will do literally anything for 50 cents an hour

Don't you have a website to be spamming for "SEO" or something you fucking worthless cretin

Is this real?

P O O

>it's not real
fuck

Yeah me to.

>t. Angry Drumpfuck frothing at the mouth with such butthurt
Oh honeybun...

What is this meme?

POO

lold hard for the first time in a while. fucking rainbow road. top webm

DESIGNATED

>poo

poo

POO

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>embarassing dad joke is actually pedophilic plot

just because your dad fucked your poohole doesn't mean everyone else's did too, ravinder

must keep the bloodline pure

>Dow
>only 12k
Its going to be 40k by 2025.

Humble beginnings.

In

WHAT IS DOW?

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It is a market index

More = better; it more or less indicates health in the economy

investopedia.com/terms/d/djia.asp

"Dow" is nickname for Dow Jones Industrial Average

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Fuck, I remember watching that live.

DOW Jones, its something to do with the stock market

>be Drumpfuck
>muh Podesta the Molesta
>literally zero evidence
>Drumpf openly speaks about lusting after his daughter, describing as a voluptuous piece of ass whom he'd have tapped if she weren't his daughter
>hehe just a Dad joke
Given that the majority of Drumpfucks are uneducated blue-collar rural and suburban trash, no surprises here

POO IN IT

I think we should call brits so they would calm down there british ray

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Stop posting you smelly unwashed cretin.

>how does it feel putting your stuff where it doesn't belong?
what a natural sounding sentence that a real person would definitely say

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But you forgot that Hilary isnt a person.

>crawled out of tin shanty hit
>climbed illegally on top of crowded train car
>walked through freshly "designated" street
>swam through holy river filled with piss and dead bodies
>dodged inner city rape gangs
>made it to only internet cafe in the city
>spent last few rupees stolen off of dead bodies
>just to post this

I would nuke India before the middle East desu. Teaching the average pajeet how to read and write was a mistake

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>butthurt
Calm down, Tubby. I can see that big throbbing vein finally emerging from your multiple layers of greasy fat

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>posting the shitty version

>Be burger
>roll off of my double-kingsize bed, slip on my crocs
>bathe in my xtrasize jumbo shower™
>drop my bigmac on the shower, cry
>get down for breakfast on my stairlevator™
>mom made bacon and pancakes, tip mom
>sing the national anthem before eating
>pour half a gallon of high fructose syrup on cardboard tasting pancakes (no maple syrup, ‘cause fuck Canada).
>add 1 ounce of “I can’t believe it’s not butter” because never learned a reasonable standard international unit, so must use ounces like a retarded kid making up measurements
>Go to school, tip teacher
>Sing national Anthem, get frisked for guns before going to class
>1 hours of pep rally for big game, tip cheerleaders
>2 hours of learning about creationism
> 1 hour of being molested by priests
>returns home after being molested
>Hear gunshots
>kid with giant assault rifle going nuts MGMT.mp3
>third time this week
>mental note to tip the teachers extra to make sure they are frisking everybody
>police arrives eating donuts on mobility scooters
> they kill shooter, plus 3 or 4 black kids from the neighborhood
> police officers automatically acquitted, because black kids looked dangerous
>tip cops, sing national anthem while they get their medals

haha le black people reaction meme

>go back home, can’t eat tacos ‘cause they are too expensive (we needed that money to build a wall)
>get 4th mortgage on the same house
>watch as housing and credit markets collapse causing worldwide chaos
>buy tacos
>try to play fetch with my dog
>We both have heart attacks
>Get taken to hospital
>doctor is an Indian man, named Suresh
> my father complains Suresh is staling all the jobs
> father tells me that being schooled doesn’t mean being intelligent
> believe him, he is always employee of the month in Walmart
> tip Suresh
>get taken home, tip the ambulance guys
>MFW when 700,000.00 dollars bill arrives.
>Thank God we got rid of Obamacare.
>try to watch the news, but president Trump prohibited the news to transmit news
>end up watching 3 hours of Keeping up with the Kardashians
>next day go back to school
>have a surprise test on my American culture class!
>gonnafailthissohard.jpeg
>mfw the test is all about the Kardashians
> Ace test
>go back home
>make a thread praising Trump on Sup Forums
>itwasagoodday.txt

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Stale. Get fucked poo in loo. Everyone hates you

>>Be Indian shit in street.

>>Be Indian get dysentery because shit in street, continue to shit in street.

>the absolutely irrelevant Mexican of Europe doesn't like me
Mamma mia!

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>pajeet must REALLY need those (you)'s

I would be buttmad all the time too if the only way I could feed my family of 13 shrieking swamp rats was shilling for my corporate masters on a Burmese sweater knitting forum at the rate of .1 rupee (.0015USD) per post.

classic

Silly sausages are confusing (You)s with Loos.

Shhiiieeettt and checked.

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>shilling for my corporate masters
>unironically supports a billionaire who's filed for bankruptcy several times and defaulted on his dues
>t. Low-class uneducated blue-collar trash
I pity you Cletus. Just...Good luck

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He's a God.

kek

got plenty more where that came from

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is that real? i need a link for that.

That image kinda pisses me off. Its pretty misleading as far as the 2006 image goes.

VERY

FAKE

NEWS

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This ones a good one. Suprised its not on here yet.

>she really didn't want to go back to Chile
What's wrong with Chile? I mean, its no paradise but you don't really hear terrible things about it, at least not compared to its neighbors.

Way to shit up the thread Sanjay

Hello newfriend.
>>doesn't know about closing the pool.