What is the scariest, most "out there" conspiracy theory you believe?

What is the scariest, most "out there" conspiracy theory you believe?

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Mold injected tornadoes.

Ur mum is a shemale hitler

Simulation theory

Child trafficking and pedophilia is the largest crime occurring in the world in numbers that dwarf any second biggest crime by margins larger than 9/11.

Cloud seeding

despair code

Not a conspiracy theory, but determinism is mind blowing.

Goto hell, sodomite.

t. Abomination of Desolation

Some people are not retarded

Most people are already dead.

If you don't have light in your third eye when you close your eyes, you're already dead.

kek

Go get diddled by father Patrick you bog trotter

>light in your third eye

What's that? The Light of Lucifer?

A global mafia exists that is a few steps from owning all currencies and Fictator Putin is the only reason they dont. This mafia uses nuclear armed Israel and its friendly government as hub of its ops.

I haven't heard this theory but it sounds interesting.

Also top officials in numerous areas of profession and power have been outed as pedos, the Vatican, Hollywood, Congress, U.K. Parliament, the latest ring that got busted in Norway etc...

Do you know what a Scarab is?

Define dead

Think of it as the divine spark, where imagination meets consciousness.

That Supreme Justice Antonin Scalia was murdered by assassins hired by the Clinton Foundation.

Human looking Androids walk amongst us, and this isn't 2017.

In this 1953 cartoon, the word 'known' gets covered to read 'now' just as Duck Dodgers says he is in the 24 1/2 century. It's like they are saying 1953 was really 2353 or thereabouts.

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Alex Jones is Bill Hicks

the light of god, and he's kinda wrong. dead implies that you cant come back. christ can save anyone from hell.

on topic tho, fluoride/mercury/lead/aluminum toxicity. basic facts suddenly become conspiracy bullshit when you imply that doses below the LD50 may still be harmful to us.

there is no free will. We are all the same thing interacting and conversing with itself pretending it isn't.

Only stupid people have children.

Genetically-engineered thermite-spitting termites created by the aussies and the jews escaped the laboratory they were being made in and went on to sink the titanic and lusitania and destroy the twin towers, for which the sandniggers tried to take credit.

>divine spark,

The Invocation of Lucifer through Sodomy.

Giving the seed of life unto desolation. Giving the seed of man into oblivion.

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I unironically believe in crisis actors

Metal Gear Solid is was right all along.

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They currently have a monopoly on all precious metal currencies.

They are looking to control all oil based ones next. The journalists arent being killed by Putin but by Mossad to cast doubt on Putin. The Crimea is strategic to force back Israel and Saudi encroachment. Trump knows this.

That satan worshipping jews control the world and are using dark blood magic and media (another form of magic) to control the world.

This being said I know that not all jews are bad.

Crisis actors are real. George soros employs them all over the world.

Absolutely true.

Government isn't incompetent, it's under the influence of Satan.

We're living scripted lives.

>The Invocation of Lucifer through Sodomy.
So I've been praising Satan all those buttfucking years?
Really activates my almonds

Suppression of inconvenient archaeology

Stuff like obelisks, skyscrapers, and masts are used to extract electricity from the sky cheaply. Power stations are a scam, or serve some other purpose in the electrical grid. Tesla was a con man. The sky is already electric.

youtube.com/watch?v=fSNnUJy8KQU

The U.S.A political left leaning parties (Democrats, Green, etc) are usually made up of the top percentile of all people, the richest of the rich. These people act as if they have the peoples best interest at heart, when they are in reality wanting big government to take over because it keeps people in line. Ensuring the top percent never lose power.

It's fucking terrifying that Republicans actually have the peoples best interest.

this shit always made me think

Painting Trump as Pro Russia is an attempt to handicap Putin further and painting Trump as a Nazi are ploys to stop the destruction of this currency control.

I think you meant to say; the Cup of her Abominations.

> the world is drunk upon the wine of the harlot

It is under the control of jews who want to eradicate the white race.

Trump really is against these people though. He is our only hope.

That micro-scale bio-surveillance could exist if not now then very soon, bioweaponry

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But just tonguing my girlfriend's asshole is ok though yeah?

We are in the time described by the Book of Revelations

An ancient Egyptian God named Kek will betray Sup Forums after turning into a woman named Keket

Reptilians control the world, but Putin is the last human.

Donald Trump is controlled by Russia

This universe is fake, some kind of simulation

The world's fiction isn't made up, but in actuality subconcious knowledge of things in the world around us or things about to happen made manifest.

The Afterlife will never come unless we "Win the game", we are being trolled by Quantum Immortality and more time has passed than we think it has

Giant spiders weave fate

The Archangel of Death is a talking rat

Death is really nothing more than Transformation and one day we will escape the Earth

Moloch and Lilith are responsible for abortions

Real Humans are incredibly rare, most of us are either demons or non-human aliens either tricking others into thinking they are human or being tricked into thinking they are human. Real humans were decimated by the Reptilians long ago.

Putin only kills people because he's paranoid due to being one of the last humans alive.

Homosexuality is a natural response to overpopulation.

Genitals legitimately have magical powers..


Just a few, I've been told I'm either incredibly red pilled or mighty insane.

We are mere food for higher beings... jsut like we grow crops, they use us to feed themselves. Same beings show as gods to different people and make them go to war against eachother in order to stop their thirst. This reality is their crops and you are nothing but a seed. That's why all you see in this planet is suffering. That's what feeds them

Now you know of what the Pope speaks.

that we could have freed ourselves, if we'd only known how.

Not sure if conspiracy theory but

Single electron universe
Basically there is only one electron in the universe and it travels forward and back in time to where ever its needed at a given moment. This would explain why we cant ever locate the exact location of an electron and they all act exactly the same.

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The military-industrial complex, figured out how to take advantage of the weaponized autism, to start wars in the middle east.

If I'm not human then why am I human?

that love is real.

Trump is not the savior, but electing Trump is part of a chain of events that will eventually save the planet. Trump is an evil selfish person, but one that's in the right place and the right time for people who are using him to save the entire planet.

Probably something involving all the religions of the world, multiple nested layers of holographic universe theory, the ultimate fate of mankind, ayy lmaos, the nature of intelligence, and God.

A vast majority of Roman elite fucked kids. There's no way the elite just decided to let a little empire collapse get between them and their boipussy

Whose eyes are those eyes?
Those eyes are god's eyes.
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determinism is real user

GTFO of here you degenerate.

Trump is not evil.

He is the first president that cares about America since JFK.

All of our other presidents have been shabbos goy for jeiwsh banks and Israel. Anyone letting niggers and muslims into your country is not a good president.

Meme magic is real.

You are just as human as I....

Human souls were long destroyed or consumed by the Repitlians. Most beings in the universe are not physical, but spiritual beings.

Humans were killed off long ago with the rare exception of a few survivors Putin is one. I believe Putin is so kill happy because he knows he's one of the last humans and that makes him a very valuable person.

Spirits from other planets basically went "Wait, what the fuck is happening on Earth?"

And now we're trapped here in an endless cycle... Wheels within wheels, until we escape. The sadness we feel on this Earth is because we are being separated from our homes. We evolved beyond the physical stage long ago... and we just want to go home. We were Gods in comparison to what we are now.

Funny how you jews always atrribute everything to Rome (white people and culture)

My research has told me that jews are far more into sexual abuse that the Vatican. Jews even allow for pedophelia in their Talmud.

Those stickers were a thing even before this, you know?
They were just adapted for the story.
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Trump is evil, he's another fucking Reptilian, he just lied about wanting to help us all. He's only using the position to help himself.

Luckily, we planned for that...

Trump is more evil than Hillary, but Trump can do more damage to the force that is keeping our souls trapped on this Earth in an endless cycle waiting for a death that will never truly come.

CERN caused two timelines to intertwine.

Paedophilia is a legit part of Judaism, because of grooming

this is actively done though.

Nightmare, Chaos, Death, and Void, these are the pieces of the true savior

You are a moron.

If you are an illegal mexican hurting our economy or a muslim wanting to kill white Americans then you are right, he isnt on your side. He is on the side of Americans not you peices of shit that king nigger let through the border.

I believe Harry Potter is an MK Ultra (or an HP Ultra, as Sup Forums calls it). It was a phenomenon all throughout the 2000's. And the generation that grew up with it all turned out hardcore liberals. There has to be a link.

ok.

I'm sticking with Jesus.

What? That sounds like some edgy emo kid would write.

i think people are stupid and they fuck themselves in the ass nonstop with every possible way, period

Rolo's basilisk

Non-Whites are being used by a scapegoat, they literally aren't even smart enough to do any actual damage to us.

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KEK and the Egyptian gods are real and returning
My productivity has shot up in my NEET studies since accepting Thoth as my paetron god.

That we should all be producing so much more natural DMT but the fluoride in the water supplies, sodas, foods and toothpastes calcifies the pineal gland so it dumbs the human race down.

Yeah I cringed like mad when I learned those were the names of the fragments of the being powerful enough to save the planet. Do acid and play undertale until you undrstand everything

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That humans live far longer than the measly 60-100 years, but our governments are poisoning us with something that makes us age five times faster for whatever reason.

Eh, no, but look into zero point energy.

>Do acid
>Yes goy do drugs do more drugs fuck off of politics stop thinking do drugs

JEWS OWN THE WORLD

The world is being poisoned with an excess of masculine energy, because male and female aspects combined in one entity are needed to ascend to Godhood.

I think you might be right. All liberals my age watched Harry Potter all the way through, my conservative friend watched till like episode 4

there used to be an ancient civ that somehow got wiped out

Thank you for reminding me of my obligations.

I'm a Socialist and even I think there's something to that.

>play undertale
Why would I play a reddit meme game?

Sup Forums and the elites are in a spiritual battle for humanity's soul.

Sup Forums are aryan sun worshiping chaos magicians, the elite are pedophile cannibal Saturn and Moloch worshipers.


Ever wonder why Sup Forums is untouched by their censorship? They are afraid our knowledge of the occult will spread all over the internet if they purge this place. Our attachment to the swastika and Hitler's movement is no coincidence.

Because it's a secretly a timeline of the events performed by a giant spider attempting to weave fate in a way that will repair the world.

Asgore is secretly Trump

Jews aren't that bad

it's not a single electron, but multiple projections of a single electron.

duh.

Go easy on the acid trips, bud.