Insults fly as UK Parliament debates Donald Trump's visit

Why is the UK so embarrassing bros?

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Parliament has always been full of faggotry.

Same as our Congress.

So? Fuck flies

[citation needed]

Why do you retards never post a link? Saged.

>all those blacks and Pakis

There's a lot of good reasons why we fought you faggots...

I don't feel like archiving a CNN link, it's nothing worth wasting time on, headline has it all

Where's your original White House? :^)

winstoooon, i have a banana for youuuuuu~~

Who the hell is the big black lump in pic related? Affirmative Action Parliament now? Gone too far

Britain control your suite monkeys

All you had to do was post the URL.

>this picture

Wow britain is so "white".

>muh little monkey daughters

cnn.com/2017/02/20/europe/trump-state-visit-uk-parliament-debate/

lammy is corrupt as fuck

>his president was a nigger for 8 years

daily reminder that this is all because Trump is a white man without the properly prescribed white guilt

all of this, everything that has happened and the special treatment he receives is universally because he doesn't bend the knee to the Jewish political correctness

that's it

always remember that

people are waking up very, very gradually

Was it as bad as this?
youtube.com/watch?v=FfDJ6CZGee0

HALF

That would derail the whole thread into everyone calling OP a faggot for posting a link that gives CNN ratings, newfriend.

The answer is... in our campfire. :^)

As if your ass is a better source. Fucking moron.

Because half of them need shooting, the other half need firing.

We currently have more MPs than china. They cant fit them into the building.

Why are you defending flies? They're dirty little fuckers that eat shit and vomit on your food

That's because we're cucked beyond anything.

France is no longer France.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=JFzk0oGKqUw

He speaks as though Trump is coming to dick his daughter.

Why is it like I'm looking at a picture of some third world nation debate pertinent issues like which mudhut should be used for shitting in.

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>Alex Tuna is in Parliament
I thought that guy was going to resign after indyref failed.
T-b-h Britbros your Parliament is embarrassing, the fact that Westminster is actually voting against a state visit from the President of the US is so immature and mind-bogglingly stupid. Do you elect 12 year olds over there? That and even your "conservative" party is hardly conservative at all.

That's why you archive it, you faggot of a Norwegian.

doesnt the UK let in leaders from places like the middle east? Yet Trump is the evil one

Where are any of your colonies?

>in our campfire
which still also happens to be in our backyard because we still stomped your shit during the war

because your dad brunt down your doll house?

Because we have been completely infiltrated by leftist filth.

I've given up caring desu. I hate this country and most of its sheeplike population.

>more MP's than China
How is that even possible?

We still own a few.

Veitnam.

Why is this news? This isn't a parliamentary debate, it's just the petitions committee who are dicussing whether it should pass on to an actual debate.

CNN doing fake news again

WWI
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WWII

It's been embarrassing since WW1

Are you even memeing right now? Russians won it, whilst you atomized a bunch of jungle monkies.

Not to mention, we gave more men to both WW1 and WW2 than you namby pamby gook rapers did.

>Being this delusional

It took 3 other large European powers plus the fact that we didn't see the Thirteen Colonies valuable enough that you are even a country.

Sure, your country is much more powerful than us now but remember you could have been curb-stomped if we thought that it was worth the hassle. Be mad.

Most British people know this

The lefties currently protesting are an annoyingly loud minority, and they will not get their way, because our government likes Trump and our relations with the US

You misspelled the US. Our country is the laughing stock of the world.

That black MP was such a retarded faggot. I couldn't listen to the whole thing.

>your country is much more powerful than us now but remember you could have been curb-stomped if we thought that it was worth the hassle
great job capitalizing on your chances Nigel

close only counts in horseshoes and depth charges

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/01/britons-favour-donald-trump-state-visit-uk-against-poll-shows/

Why are you so butthurt at the UK? Your ancestors were British. They would frown if they could see you now

This is a diplomatic affront.

It basically shows that Trump struggles to take control over the administration.
UK (and the rest of Europe) is obviously siding with with Anti-Trump.

Taxes and the rights of Englishman?

>Wanting a place crawling with literal subhumans.
I bet you've got RESERVATIONS now, eh? Chaddington McChad.

Enjoy your shitpit filled with niggers, spic-niggers and subhuman proto-Asians.

I'm simply correcting you, Tyrone JaMarus CJ Brownlee Jr.

You didn't "stomp our shit".

TEA TIME

We left you alone, because you were and still remain a waste of time.

>I thought that guy was going to resign after indyref failed.
As the First Minister of Scotland, yes.
Instead we got Nicola Sturgeon.

Honorable memba!
You are not a docta!

Why are you talking to me?

And they push it in deeeeeppppppaaaaaa!

Finishing your statement, because we besties.

what happened depends on whether you are asking a bong or a leaf.

Cinders in the wind, my most honourable burger.

>Sure, your country is much more powerful than us now but remember you could have been curb-stomped if we thought that it was worth the hassle

Literally the equivalent of the fat kid in school saying he totally could have beat you if he broke out his super secret judo moves

milo defenders vs milo haters

burgers vs sweefags

burgers vs brits

not gonna lie,i love watching pol crash and burn

looks like finally the drumpf train is losing the power

delet this

>t. A white man

>Tfw get called 'bestie' by an Englishman

Can the union remain, lad?

Most of the UK supports Trump or at least respects a state visit by him

,but in all seriousness, we cant let him get his hands on the nuclear codes.

Actually... I'm from Clan Comyn/Cumming. :/

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This.
David Lammy in the OP screenshot epitome of the Blair-loving career politician. His reaction to Brexit was a slap in the face to democracy. Him and his ilk should be ran out of town.

Even if we couldn't, just be glad you had the backing of the French, Spaniards and Dutch along with Native tribes and some others. All we had was the Iroquois and some Kraut mercenaries to back us up.

> :^)
Is this how low Sup Forums has fallen? To literal newfaggots from reddit typing gay smug faces instead of releasing decent memes?

>we
Us.. we fought against ourselves there too you know?

David Lammy. Check out his appearance on Mastermind if you want a good belly laugh:

youtube.com/watch?v=VWwyVQ2IQuE

Who succeeded Henry VIII? Er... Henry VII?

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II,

In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.) Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy). Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels.
(look up 'vocabulary').

2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u and the elimination of '-ize.'

3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

Yes. :^)

Oh. Two Scots. Have you been coping with (((you know who))) trying to cuck Scotland?

4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.

5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler, although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.

8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

1 drop. Black + white = 100% nigga.

9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).

12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

I drown it all out with the Scotch.

13. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

16. You will all be required to unquestioningly love and admire Duchess Catherine Middleton. However since your media have already persuaded your love to her, less enforcement will be measured.

God Save the Queen!

> my gril
Politicians are so disgusting. Why do we put up with these whores?

BRITISH SANCTIONS WHEN?

Well thankfully the Conservative Party is becoming steadily opoular in Scotland (even though they're not the final solution). Hopefully UKIP stops stagnating and gets popular again.

Because it's false.

However we do have far too many Lords because there aren't a fixed number of seats yet they serve for life and the PM appoints them. That means he number just got higher and higher so now there's 805, which is 2nd to the Chinese Congress for biggest legislative chamber in the world.

Isn't that Michelle Obama in the Blue muffin cover?

This is something the pro-immigrant sorts either ignore or don't understand

The "Special connection" between the US & western europe exists solely because of race

The shitskins in our countries don't give a fuck about it

youtube.com/watch?v=QC7RerHhWxI&feature=youtu.be

Hate and love, interconnected

It's nothing really. This issue had to be discussed because of an online petition passing a threshold, but nothing will ever come of it

>tfw he's my local mP

This is advanced autism

>Living in London

Stay safe.

oh look, its that fat london fuck david lammy. what a surprise!!!!!
>pic unrelated but always related

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The sooner western europe turns into a Caliphate the sooner we will no longer have to deal with these whiny crybabies

what the fuck? That's the UK?
Looks like fucking afghanistan, and this is coming from a black guy,

OH LOOK! GUESS WHOS FUNDING THESE PROTESTS?

Where are our military bases?