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*blocks your path*
*Casts magic missle*
Blocking my path from walking into a wall? Fucking retards.
unzips penis
>"Take those sunglasses off and straighten up when I talk to you ya black bastard"
*farts*
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Make a 360 and walk right the fuck away
>"Girl, black lives matter to me so much that I wanna create a new one, right now."
Game over. Cucked that nig in a heartbeat.
You can tell that they were raised rich. They are no threat and are not tough, as much as they would like you to believe that they are.
They are what are known in the black community as "bougie" - slang for bourgeoisie.
Your DM throws a bitchfit because those characters were supposed to be the questgivers/main characters of his arc against the corrupt blond nobleman oppressing the poor Drow.
>mulatto lives matter
you didnt roll for initiative pleb
>Implying I wouldn't cross the street the moment I saw them coming
*unsheathes katana*
Roll 3d4
"Silly monkeys, no lives matter!"
"Black lives do matter. What do we do about young black men being their own leading cause of death?"
Beat me to it.
step aside manlet the girl belongs to me
>"Say have you seen the greatest story ever told?"
>"Let me tell you about jewish slave trade".
>Implying that dude could actually do anything
>Still doesn't know how to tie his shoes
>Woman
Seriously?
this
gotta be inclusive user, even though that curly fat bitch has no business being there
>breaks their jaws
I would tell them to tie their shoes.
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>u guys r such a cute couple
>xD
at least pretend to be gay
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>*makes a big deal about walking halfway into the road to move around them, never breaking eye contact*
*grabs by the throat*
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!?
Excuse me, thank you.
this .gif makes me feel good
>They are what are known in the black community as "bougie" - slang for bourgeoisie.
Color me surprised.
they are both as white as i am. we'd probably talk about the I.T. sector and then go to Texas Roadhouse for steaks and beer.
Spotted them a block away, crosses street.
ha, black lives splatter
that girl craves some BWC
you would never, in a million years, say anything remotely this alpha or aggressive to any person of color on the street. No, you, and your kin, are the types who just look down at your feet and murmur some half-hearted racial slur under your breath. Face it, you are a low-T low-energy bag of meat who can't even muster up the courage to publicly support his vile political beliefs. You are nothing. I hope this fine African-American gentleman holds you down while his girlfriend rides you, so you can realize what its actually like to "race-mix." You 'Smiths' sicken me. So narrow-sighted. So full of hate. So full of rage. And yet, you have nothing to back it up.
I'd love to punch someone like you right now
id do that to, but with one of these
"the fuck outta my way nignogs. before I slap the black outta you!"
>So narrow-sighted. So full of hate. So full of rage.
>I'd love to punch someone like you right now
you just don't see it, huh?
WE WUZ ROADS AN SHIET
>Pepper gun or flare gun
>Not a pig but carry handcuffs too
>Find nearest bucket
>piss in bucket
>clamp electrodes to niggers balls
>repeatedly dunk head in bucket of piss
>shock nigger between dunks
>violation of the NAP
Welp can't be help
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fuck you and your shitty slide thread
sage and kill yourself
i hate how niggers wear work boots but never fucking work.
>not knowing about surprise rounds