Alex Jones is only 43

>Alex Jones is only 43
Does his supplements make him age like milk or something?

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yes

He is fat, that's how fat people age

burger supplements age you prematurely

being out in the sun fucks you up

specially if you are white.

His fluoride filteration system must be broken.

He looks exactly like he did 10 years ago

He knows the secrets of the 18th dimension. He knows things no mortal man should know. I'm surprised he isn't a walking corpse.

>(((white))) genetics

so he looked like absolute shit at 33 then

he probably just does a shit load of coke

time to hit the gym

B I L L H I C K S

yes but he looked top tier as fuck at 23 so I guess karma is real.

lying and telling half truths to sell water filters on a daily basis takes its toll

We all know he's 55.

you realize when your speech centers around any kind of meme it makes you look dumb as fuck

he just has shit genes like a lot of whites
his only gift is a brain that allows him to talk endlessly for hours

Ids dat texas sun babehh, u can only stay woke fo so long

THIS. Bill has aged ok, for a man that's smoked all his life.

this.

I mean relatively whites do have the best genes, I feel bad for jews who go bald at 20, and niggers that are bald from birth to death.

>43 isn't old

Sup old faggot.

As a Texan, can confirm.

Rush Limbaugh pioneered this type of "Ridiculous Yelling Fat Man" talk radio.

He looks 43...

Boy are you going to be in for a surprise when you age

his bulk affords him protection against psychic vampires.

That's my guess too. Cokeheads always end up looking haggard as fuck.

I'm 42, but Jones looks closer in age to my 65yr old father

rofl the cunt looks deep into his 40's here and he's supposed to be 33?

Cocaine is a great supplement desu m8

Don't you have chores to do and kids to raise or something, old man?

>I'm 42, but Jones looks closer in age to my 65yr old father

Man...why can retards never be at least a little subtle when it comes to hyperboles.

So the answer to OP is

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>28
>Smooth as fuck skin, people say i look early 20's
>29
>Sudden pores on face enlarge, puffy mouth lines and jawley appearance

Just kill me now pls

Consider yourself killed.

Now you're in the afterlife.

Doesn't everything seem a whole lot better now? Your burden is gone. No more worries. You're already dead. Just enjoy the afterlife bruh!

Happy to help.

i'm gonna deep red pill you some cold hard truth:

there isn't a single supplement that does jack shit worth of anything for any normal human living outside of a starvation country like somalia

all the fish oil and vitamin d and MEGA MALE supps in the world aren't going to stop you from aging like crap is that's what your genes are programmed to do

I didn't know Alex Jones a manlet

Scamming dumb "conservatives" is a draining life of work

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he's doomed

Alex Jones isn't a smoker, and Bill Hicks would rather die than give it up, so clearly its different people, also Bill Hicks smoked so much that he would have died of heart failure by this point anyway

fighting the Illuminati while pretending like jews aren't behind it is hard on your body

He looks 43... I dunno what ur on about

>white
>redneck
>fat
>youtuber
>american diet
>angry all time

He looks old because Alex Jones was born in 1961 with the name "Bill Hicks"

yep its all about affirming the proles stupidity to help their self-esteem

he's a not fat
he's a rhinoceros

being harassed by the gov for years did that to him

also his diet seems to be only eggs and meat

Fat people usually look younger, he looks so old because he's older than he claims

>18+ board

Life is grand at 40, don't mad Millennial trash.

The moral depravity of what he does takes a toll on his soul.

Trump's entire staff and all his supporters are members of Council for National Policy.

They are responsible for instigating faux revolutions all the time.

Conway, Cruz, McCain, Breitbart, Bannon, Rand Paul, Richard DeVos (family of Betsy DeVos). All CNP, Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann. List goes on.

Alternative media talking heads...Phyllis Schlafly, Jerome Corsi? CNP again.

Why have you heard of the CFR but not the CNP?

The Trump zombies are not one bit less controlled or misdirected than the Obama zombies.

So sneaky.

Is this age right?

The burden of the basic gestalt prematurely ages him.

tfw when Alex Jones is actually Bill Hicks and is in his 60s.

He isn't that fat, their is muscle under the fat. He looks like an old body builder.

Who is this

>youtuber
He uploads his """radio""" show to youtube.

Bill hicks the quote; from one lack of objectivity to another. What does "the source of light which exists in all of our hearts" mean? OHHH it's just a metaphor!

Wait, if that metaphor does not objectively make sense, but it is a metaphor that pertains to objective reality, what if religion is also to be interpreted metaphorically? Then it would still pertain to objective reality. Just a thought, I am not about to become a mystic here and praise the lord, it's just a thought.

This.