What kind of methods are likely available with current (possibly classified) technology? Radio-controlled cars? Inducing heart attacks?
Plain sight assassination methods
Jordan Powell
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Anthony Kelly
Monitoring...
Joseph Fisher
x-ray emitters pointed at your house from multiple directions to give you a lethal radiation dose over the course of weeks/months.
William Williams
Hiring a serial killer to walk up to someone and mug them to death
Caleb Gray
Walk up and shoot them in the head.
Josiah Walker
Sabotaging a motor vehicle so it crashes and kills the occupant
Luke Jackson
Hire an aids-ridden nigger thug to spread some of his own blood on a knife then go and stab your target
Dominic Baker
That sounds like the most retarded way to kill someone.
Daniel Rodriguez
dropping someone off in a black neighborhood
Christian Carter
Send them refugees
Alexander Bennett
ur mums retarded
Camden Kelly
Spray them with "water".
Brody Bailey
Send it here, mate, we are a very peaceful country.
Levi Young
Find someone suicidal or willing to spend life in prison to use a bomb or gun.
Take a risk, follow your target into a crowd, and stab them. If you hit them well, and simply act like everyone else, people might not realize you're the killer.
Anthony Ortiz
That crash was a weird one.
Princess Di was similar.
Sebastian Johnson
Death cap mushrooms kill you two weeks later so theres a start. Shit grows everywhere, mycologists are basically halfassed bioweapons buffs
Sebastian Thompson
>classified
If you're going there then ricin poison will do it, put it in their drink, or just sprinkle some at their face. Govt probably has something much more poisonous.
Henry Peterson
Suicide with two bullets to the back of your head.
You just need to have whoever will be investigating that murder to be on your side.
Causing cancer with overexposure to highly radioactive materials works too, I guess.
Jace Morris
Some KKK members tried it with an x-ray gun on Obama but the FBI caught them before hand. The FBI said it would have worked to.
Blake Ortiz
let them date courtney love
Isaiah Edwards
ayy lmao
Juan Jenkins
Bully them until they commit suicide by shooting themselves in the back of the head three times in an empty carpark on the other side of town
Joseph Thompson
This
Sebastian Brown
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Brandon Adams
Deathcap grows in Europe, Destroying Angel grows in western N. America. Literally 2 mushrooms dried will kill someone and it tastes like normal cooking mushrooms.
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t. medical student that deals with hippies in liver failure
Ethan Hall
checked and keked Ivan
Anthony Ward
They do that shit in prison, scary stuff.
Jackson Wood
Stab them with an icicle and let the murder weapon melt.
Christopher Moore
It's one of the main ways they kill cancer cells, m8.
James Powell
Actually, this works.
Not in the way you described. Just pick a street the target walks commonly, have some ice so unluckily slip off the roof and fall on the fucker.
Such incidents are common enough to be counted as simply result of some utility workers not doing their job.
James Scott
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David Perez
Tie them to a fallen tree belly down. Cut the skin from his back. Hack the ribs from the spine on both sides till they pop open. Take both lungs out of his back and drape them over his shoulders so that he gets to see his lungs breath his last breaths. The blood eagle.
Logan Peterson
Plutonium in breakfast cereal.
Christian Anderson
Depends on where you live though. I spend so much time in traffic because I live in LA that I can't even go fast enough to die in an auto accident.
Jason Peterson
Explosives are a pretty great way to assassinate someone granted you know what you are doing, if you rig a pipe bomb to a cars ignition it's pretty much game over for anyone in the car. Just buy the components from different cities and it's pretty much untraceable.
Ethan Reed
Sup Forumsonium
Easton Williams
punch holes in the exhaust such that carbon monoxide blows into the cabin
Caleb Nguyen
>it's real
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i haven't laughed that hard in a while
>he tried to acquire (((their))) help
Chase Miller
nice tabloid source bud
Jacob Peterson
But you can clearly smell that, usually people die like that when they are committing suicide.
Jaxson Martinez
You would also get violently sick and throw up before you died.
Isaiah Barnes
i thought it made you high and fall asleep?
Kevin Nguyen
>hire illegal immigrant to inject HIV positive penis semen into starbucks coffee
Elijah Gutierrez
Ayden Garcia
What do you do though?
Light up dudes house like a spotlight?
Jace Morris
just shoot them in a crowd when they say they would investigate the murder of their brother, people cry for a month or so and then everyone forgets.