Space Muslims

>Space Muslims

>Intergalactic Jihad

U ready?

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This will surely end well

Too bad drumplet wants to cut NASA spending

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fucking klingons got nothing on sand niggers bro
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klingon and sandnigger war ahahaha
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>Alien vs. Predator: Electric Boogaloo

But which direction will they pray towards?

WE DUNE NOW BOYS

If muslims are in space, hoe can they pray towards mecca if they don't know where the earth is?

America and Europe BTFO by India and Muslims in the same month

Correct me if I'm wrong I heard muzzie cunts can't into space because their cult forbids it.

yikes. no muslims is space please

No there's been muslim astronauts from east asia

Muslim astronauts prayed towards earth

They wont have any oil left by then, they'll back to fucking camels in the glassed desert controlled by Shoabots.

We have apps right now that show us where Mars is at any given time, why wouldn't we have similar shit in a hundred years to show us where earth is?

>All rockets get the allahu akbar treatment

>Star Wars: Return of the Jihadi

Good luck to them. Major nations, even entire continents, collaborate to achieve something in space. Í'm sure the Emirates have deep pockets, but this seems to be out of their reach.

DAK DK MUUHAMMADDDDDDDDDD
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
SUICIDE BOMB AN ALIEN NEST,

THE ALIEN QUEEN IS UNCOVERED, ALLAH DEMANDS IT DIES ALALLAALALALLALALAALALALLALLALALALALLA\


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IN A FEW YEARRS THEY KEK THE XENOMORPHS AMD THE XENOS HAVE TO WEAR HIJAB HAHAHAAH
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space niggers hahaahahahhahahahahahhahhahaahahahahaha

>Close Encounters Of The Third World

youtube.com/watch?v=uTtVbivvwA4

Kek

>2117: A Space Hadji

The Jedis must all convert to islam, the force is a false religion, also muslim rape gangs on stargate atlantist OMG I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO, I MEAN WE KILL ALIENS EVERY DAY BUT THE SAND NIGGERS ARE SO COMPELLING

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>muslim scientists
we know how it will end: mudpeople hope the white man will take them with them

>The Chronicles of Mohammed

A real movie title this time...
>Mars Attacks!

>Pitch Brown

He wants to cut NASA spending to global warming and increase space spending.

Stay cucked

>emirati and international team
we both know who will do all the work sheik

my sides will race them into orbit

>Rogue One: A Star Jihad Story

>NO MCRN
>NO Vineyards on Mars

What is the fucking point, we should go ahead and nuke Phobos now to send a message to those dirty martians. Earth must come first

ITT: Brainlets that think Star Trek is a documentary

Nascent humans will never leave the solar system

>Spacehunter: Adventures In The No Go Zone

Another real movie title we can use again, will be a big HIT in France and Germany...
>Space Truckers

how are arabs going to do space things? they dont even have a space program

>Star Trek III: The Search For Achmed

The Kuffar's Guide To The Galaxy

>Star Jihad: The Imam Strikes Back

>Year 2150
>City on mars the size of NY
>Space suits not needed thanks to massive super strong dome and climate control
>be angery muslim
>the girls aren't legally required to wear full body robes and the men don't bow down 10 times a day
>fly space ship filled with advanced explosives into dome
>mass decompression kills almost everyone
>liberals everywhere still say religion of peace
>meanwhile the dindus in africa are just learning what computers are

Such is life in 2150

by taking over the esa?
notice that it says 2117, long after the european white genocide

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IM SHAKING IM SHAKING,


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MUSLIM JEDIS HAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

MUSLIM XENOS HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHA
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MUSLIM STARGATE BUT IS IT HARAM ??? HHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MASTER JEDI, ALLAHUAKBER FORCE SUICIDE EXPLOSIONAH H AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHH

Can't wait till we export the muslim cancer to the rest of the universe

A rare flag from a rare fag.

Rare because most of VE isp are banned

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in 300 years all human muslims are dead

but there are alien muslims trying to retake mecca hahaha
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WE MUST BE CULTURALLY TOLERATE HAHAHAAHAA
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THEY STILL BLOWING THEMSELVES UP

WE MUST BE TOLEGAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAAHHHAHHAAH655151
also bro how you still alive arnt they eating people ???

In Red Mars trilogy every sandnigger causes all the shit, terrorism and still treat women like shit 300 years from now
shmoop.com/red-mars/minor-characters.html

>space nasheeds
>IMS destroyed by a kebab suicide attack in an old soviet Souz capsule
>areas of space painted in different colors on military maps to show moderate opposition and Islamic State of Mars and Venus territories


the future is glorious

Greentext me through your typical day.

>Alien vs. Sexual Predator

Kek

muslim jedi, hahahah cmon on bro. it writes it self

I personally can't wait until 9/11: IN SPACE comes out.

Oh great, already preparing for interplanetary emigration ? Such is the life of mudshits.

>Implying Muslims could pull it off with their countries as backwater as they are.
>Implying that the new Caliphate that is forming in their own countries would let them explore the universe because they bar all scientific endeavors and technological progress

Didn't a cleric issue a fatwa against space?

I'm not completely sure of this but a lot of you guys seem pretty islamophobic.

Camuel strapped with a rocket

Well.There will be a reason now to make space marines.

fatwas are non-binding
if one of them rules against your interests, you can always go to a second one who rules in your favor

All they will do is throw shit tons of money at a project but all the project managers and engineers are going to foreigners. So don't worry, scientific progress is impervious to Islam.

> Star wars : a new Jihad

*unseathes lightsaber* not so fast...

please SOME ONE MAKE A MUSLIM JEDI MEME SO WE CAN MAKE IT PLEASE

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>forgot to release the handbrake

>The Death Star was an inside job, photon torpedos can't damage heat vents

Also,
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Battle_of_Yavin#Aftermath

No Mahmoud, you are Europhobic, westernphobic, and civilizationphobic.

is this an edit or a real animay?

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>Intergalactic Jihad
could it be ?

These retards just don't wanna build any infrastructure.

>JihadSwarm is going to become reality in this century
is there an end to memes?

What does the Quran have to say about space exploration?

youtube.com/watch?v=Pm5VP3of-dA
Theme song for this thread.

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>All they will do is throw shit tons of money at a project
Better than throwing it at the street like you Pajeet. What's wrong, are you afraid they will overtake you before you become the world superpooer you are destined to become by 2020?

nice

> muslim engineering

My sides =D

The first space war will be fought with poo satellites and suicide rockets.

>muslim engineering
>polish intellectuals
>indian plumbing
>swedish pride
>english dentistry
>french valor
>american nutrition
any more oxymorons?

>T-5
>..4
>..3
>ALLAHU
>AKBAR

This is golden

The guy in your pic is a Christian priest

That is easy when you are on something in the gravity well of earth, but when you are on an independent planet, that is some advanced autonomy.

>any more oxymorons?

You just gave away the gun.
Now somebody just has to fire it.

I think it's legend of the galactic heroes

Great. Ruin space too.

a new muslim golden age.

that's fine, it means our time is next.

kekd

>Balklan's relevance

Not required to pray in that direction anymore.

Wtf, i like Islam now.

This was actually an issue when a muslim scientist went up to the ISS.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_space#Islam

What will probably happen is that if Islamists set up a colony elsewhere, they will probably prey in the direction of the earth.

>Mfw Space Islam becomes an early form of the Imperial cult.

Thanks for the (you). Here's one for (you)
>E.T.T.: The Extra Terrestrial Taliban

>one of the two most destructive wars in human history happened because balkans
>irrelevant
ok m8