Trump should grow a glorious golden beard and make it right wing fashion so we can retake the beard from the eternal...

Trump should grow a glorious golden beard and make it right wing fashion so we can retake the beard from the eternal nu-male

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What if he can grow facial hair like a bucket can?

>comparing nu-male beards to Beards
>assuming Trump would do anything so based
>ignoring his kikery

How about we just wait for him to lose weight and get in shape.

all men should grow beards

You ARE nu male, social justice crusader.

>malaysia
do asians even get facial hair?

Uh
Ok

>retake the beard from the eternal nu-male
I thought the nasty beard is for the musleman?

i can't

YFW Trump chooses who he hires based on if they have facial hair or not. He apparently passed over John Bolton because of his mustache.

A dozen of hairs growing around your chin isn't "facial hair"

the non-chinks yeah

scratches u off potential husband list

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His beard would be white you tard
He'd look like a weird yellow-haired Santa

are u a girl

no hes a lady boy, look where he's from u dingus

yer, main reason why i want every man to grow beards, they look hotter with em

true

His beard would be grey

Should drop the top though

Face pubes are for ungroomed trend obedient idiot normie faggots

post boipucci

He won't grow a beard because he knows they're for nu-males.

I doubt that Trump even produces enough testosterone to grow facial hair even if he wanted to.

Guy screams femininity.

trump is always amazingly clean-shaven, love it

only available for my future husband, tryna keep it traditional thanks

He probably can't grow one, his dad had rather tatty looking facial hair

k. Post normal clothed pic.

He should grow a beard, only a real man full of testosterone can grow a glorious beard.

Can Trump even grow a beard? I've seen several pictures of him throughout the years and not once have I seen him with at least a stubble shave

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Why would he shave his head, you know he's not actually bald or balding right?

Because it looks better than his goofy ass haircut he rocks now

L O N D O N ?

He looks like Jacques de Molay

WRONG

hey , it me ,ur husband

Neat-o

>shit talking the lions mane

Calm down thirsty boi

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

You mean he'd look like David Duke?

ELON MUSK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE...WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!

Fuck you, I'm not a normie!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

ELON MUSK BUILT HIS ROCKET IN A FUCKING CALI DRUG DEN

Damn beat me to it brother

Trump, Lord of Cinder.

hm just noticed that i don't have boobs desu

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Please be my gf

You would know, kek.

>into the trash

Elon Musk has hair plugs.

desu I doubt Trump can grow a beard

Is there a single picture of him with any facial hair?

All the years of trump being in tbe public eye, ive never even seen slight stubble. My beard isnt very thick but unless i shave every 8 hours youll notice the shadow on my jawline/cheeks. I dont think he can grow one.

he already takes tarns hormones just to keep the hair he barely has now

theres no chance he could grow a natural beard.

rate my beard

Gay

This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

the jealousy is palpable

gay

Post boipucci fag

Faggot who cannot even grow hair can't grow a beard.

That looks like David Knight from infowars

>you will never live in the 1800s when presidents grew glorious beards and mustaches
Why even life?

in gonna guy, former burn codes here. This is the seriousness watching But crash this Trump. Trump Not all hilarious we can't let and lie get fucking nuclear voter.

>20
>can't even grow a porn stache

Is it just shit genetics or what can I do to make my facial hair grow faster?

Stop taking my delegates.

El Salvador made me lel today.

You have low testosterone. Probably a beta nu-male but one of the ones that can't even grow a hipster beard. Damn son, I feel sorry for you. Maybe consider becoming a sissie?

A lot of men can't grow full beards until their 30s. i'm 24 and mine takes an eternity to grow, and I my testosterone levels are actually above average.

It's probably shitty genes. Just wait it out.

Beards are so unbelievably overrated.

Trump is a man of action, who wears 5000 dollar suits, and so clean shaven suits him much better.

For some reason people view men with beards as untrustworthy. I remember this being covered in a psych or communications class. Aside from Castro and a couple of primatives like Arabs you cant really think of many world leaders with a beard or facial hair these days can you?

>$5000 suits

Try five times that, $5000 suits are for the destitute.

Trump probably can't grow a beard

Probably because it is more associated with lax personal grooming and poverty hobos thees days.

I couldnt grow a full beard until I was 24

In my case, the best way is killing some niggers. 9,5/10

True the T-shirt generation really did a number on traditional western dress.

Nah, they're not even tailored. Anyway, that's for tryhards who want to look like billionaires when they're not.

Did you put the pasta through a translator 5 times or something

Oh Christ this made me laugh so goddamn much

Kek I copied it from an user mocking the shills. Somehow find it strangely addictive.

CS graphics looks so realistic now a days.

Lol, the shills must be driven from our land.

any man looks better with a beard and the "nu-male!!11" posters are underage low test teenagers who can't grow a beard

How can one man be so Godly?

So he should become Gregg Popovich?

Yes Þorr Óðinson should come out and admit too who we think he is.

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The funny thing is that is dat dis vid be 6 million times better than their original one

Are you swole?
Only swole people can have chest hair

Looks good to me senpai. My moustache is always thinner than my beard and doesn't join up. The beard part always turns out well, it's just the moustache area that sucks. I wish I knew how to remedy that.

Drink and smoke.

Good, I haven't shaved since diseblot(Halloween), while Varg cut his I still let it grow.

Going to braid it I think, not sure yet. Braid it with runes inside

cuckbeards are gay and effeminate
real men don't have to hide their face

This give you wicked hair growth, but I'm not advocating for it. Can utterly fuck you up even worse than drugs.

Also it gomes wid dem ages son, like chest hair. I didn't have a single chest hair before I hit 30, then oy vey.

I need this in my life now.

Shave your bodyhair especially the chest, start smiling more and go joing a martial arts club. You look really unkept and angsty. Like you are constantly shy and afraid of something. Need some confidence and get rid of some tensions.

All the hair not on your head, yes. Anyone with MPB predisposition will shed increasing dht.

That can I the sixth:
if anyone gives me sores
with runes on roots carved,
and for this person,
which my fury wakes
that he will eat more sores than me

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