Daily reminder that Portugal is one of the few decent european countries

Portugal is pretty much one of the few decent countries in Europe.
cons:
>poor
well we're small, and we can't even explore the few resources we have because we get bullied by the EU to import most of our stuff
>socialist
thats true, and it sucks. but no country is Perfect

pros:
>only 100k niggers came to Portugal after the decolonization according to the FBI fact book. Only 1.4% of the population is black according to the 2015 census and the trend is lowering
>only 0.3% of Muslims, most people haven't even seen a Muslim in person
>we're a kind, warm people and very welcoming to tourists and people to actually work
>awesome weather
>awesome beaches
>awesome cuisine
>refugees don't want to come here because "not enough benefits" (not making this shit up)

Memes aside i love this country, and the way Europe is going i love it more each day!

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You're the descendants of people who spent generations being raped by shitskins.

>usa
>others are shitskins

you have no idea how it works, but ill break it down to you:
the conquerors are the ones who do the raping. Also that was 700+ years ago.

Oh wow, and your native population became white all of the sudden?

What's the food on the desk?

It looks like potato skins.

we were never non white

Its called natas , theyre pretty good

You're as white as an average Brazilian.

sure...

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well that's your opinion then, maybe just trolling or maybe just ignorance doesn't really matter.

no bully oldest ally pls

I'd move to Portugal tbqh.
>Cheap
>Nice food
>Too poor for refugees
>South has some amazing beaches
>People are incredibly friendly
Best Summers I've ever had were in Portugal

>t.angry rapebaby

Don't worry, I'll come to your country and pump as much fine white semen into your women as I can to bleach them. What is the food like?

What's inside? Also how much would be paid a doctor here (public hospital and private practice)?

Who gives a fuck if Portugal is white or not? After the Moorish conquests Iberia pretty much pwned the rest of Europe.

I want to live in the azores

its pretty much pastry and a sweet cream made of eggs. i dont know the receipt but its soooo gooooood!

as for payment, in public practice you'll get 1500€+ clean (already taxed etc) at the start of your career. more after.
in private practice its much more, if you have like 10+ years experience you'll get 3500€+

youtube.com/watch?v=64UE-34q2TM
about the doctor pay no idea

the thing is that we are white only in major cities you find someone who isnt

>>refugees don't want to come here because "not enough benefits" (not making this shit up)
Well that's the pro of being poor, really.
Just like Argentina.

its really funny because these "refugees" are running from war and famine and poverty (or so they say..) but apparently we're not good enough, not that i complain.
we even had a small colony in Alentejo ready to receive something like 2k refugees? anyway they pretty much said thanks but no thanks lol..
they can all go to Sweden for all i care.

Mmmmm bifanas.... Mmmmm

Do they speak english in Portugal? Portuguese seems like the most retarded language to learn.

Bifanas and febras as god-tier food.

google has a pretty good descryption of portuguese people
>pic related

Lmao that's retarded, they should be ended.

Thanks lads.

I should go to Portugal and open a Churrascaria

most people know how to speak English, we learn English in schools starting at 5th grade (10 years old).
we do have awful accents though..

Portuguese is hard af.

Depends how loose your definition of white is. I have Portuguese relatives they all look a lot like Al Pacino as far as complexion. I've met people from Bristol Massachusetts who could pass as white without question but I always assumed most look Southern Italian.

Ya here in Atlanta there is a large Brazilian population and I just couldn't do it. The woman are hot but thay language might as well be gibberish.

>lives in Atlanta
whatever negro

Fu m8 Im from the great state of Louisiana and I will not be talked down to by pigmy native ratboi scum.

the thing is if you go by this way no one is white,everyone in former roman empire as similar skin color also does it matter if not 100 % white, i would think actions are more important

lol, and that's Brazilian Portuguese that most non-Portuguese speaking people tend to find easier and more harmonic on the hear.
but Portuguese from Portugal is even worse for non Portuguese speakers i would wager, people say it sounds like Spanish mixed with Russian lol.

>I will not be talked down
I do not need to "talk you down".

Do you say 'abacaxi'?

Or is it ananás

>shitty tapas
>shitty fake spanish language
>everywhere are stoned moors

Spain is superior.

That's because Atlanta is a shithole.

we use both. aren't they different fruits? i always thought abacaxi was sweeter and ananás was bitter.

It's pretty sad. 80% of people here are sandnigger rape babies, 10% are african mixed and the rest are poo in loos and other shitskins and the ocasional white immigrant. There's no point being butthurt about the Moortugal meme.

Atlanta is one of the best cities if you live in the suburbs. Atlanta itself is meh. Traffic sucks, downtown sucks.

i miss these, best food.

proxy or just plain retarded?

btw, did i forget to mention we have pretty much no jews here?

Oh I did not know about that!

Where do the whitest people from Portugal live?

I've heard its from Minho.

Perfect for English gourmets

yes, i would say that anywhere north of Leiria is witter.

Off course we have no jews, we hate them because of our mudslime genes. Maybe you never went to a white country. We have nothing in common with nordics, germans or even anglos. Being "white" is not only the color of the skin moron.

ofc not.. so you're saying Mediterraneans aren't white?
>its in our genes to hate jews
now i know you're retarded. i guess everyone that hates jews in the world just have muslime genes. Sup Forums BTFO by insane logic.

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I tried this shit on Xmas, is beyond perfection.

The suburbs are the worst unless you are a millionaire living directly off I-75 or I-85.
>Most of the roads are underdeveloped and poorly designed.
>All of the feral nigs live in the suburbs.
>Take at least 45 min to travel 15 miles.
>Downtown doesn't have shit other than hippies and territorial niggers.

confirmed
>praise it

> t. Alberto Barbosa

spain isnt even a country

You forgot the awesome selection of food.

We are not mediterranean you idiot. Portugal became a country after centuries of muslim occupation. Our ancestors were white but were wiped out and raped over centuries by moors. And then we kept on mixing with everybody to this date, mainly since Descobrimentos. We fucked africans, we fucked asians, south americans and basically everything with legs.

>666777
fuck i have no reply to that..

pastel de nata*

check'ed.

Where's the best place to visit? My mum used to live in Lisbon and said it was nice there

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>Off course we have no jews, we hate them because of our mudslime genes
stop sperging Alberto.

>We have nothing in common with nordics, germans or even anglos.

You say that like it's a bad thing... or even true.
We have a slight nord admixture, a germanic judicial system and the world's oldest recognized military alliance with the eternal anglo.
...Did you finish 4th grade?

Portugal is chill and the youth isn't as morally corrupt as other western countries. It's full of traditional people who like local wine, local olive oil and so. And also Camões ;)

Pretty much sums up Portugal

40 % are retarded socialists
what am i supossed to do

If you're a chink, you probably know it as this.
Thank Macau.

that doesn't surprise me, its all about socialism around here.
we were a fascist country until 1974, after that the left launched a massive propaganda operation that still goes on today.

>tfw no Lisboa bf

Those guys are 95% Azores diaspora. They lived isolated in the middle of Atlantic Ocean and went to blue states New Jersey, Massachusetts and Hawaii.

you faggot haven't mentioned beatuful monaseries and the fact that there was high influence of Templar knights. (ordem de cristo -> city of Tomar).
I did visited your country few montsh, and the people are pretty much warm and helpful (I mean good). And overall I find that people are best thing ever about your country.

The only thing which I consder odd is that prices in stores are kind of high for a sallaries which you guys have.

Lisbon is OK, its pretty much the only place in the country where you see niggers.
the outskirts of the city are much better though. anywhere in the "Linha de Cascais" is a fucking awesome place to live.
the north is even better.

Visit Faro in the Summer or anywhere around there. The beaches are amazing. I spent so many Summers there.

yup that is true Portugal was was founded by templars.

>You say that like it's a bad thing... or even true.
I am proud of being portuguese, not proud of being white - that would be retarded. Also, being white means prepping the bull.
>We have a slight nord admixture
"slight" being the correct way of putting it.

WE

explain me then my dear colonial, how f do we genetic cluster with all western europids.... it's probably magic ahaha

yeah unfortunately our purchasing power is really low.. unless you work on IT or medical care.

you created tge worst shithole on america and still consider yourself decent?
>brazil used to be an portuguese colony

Another thing is after the reconquista there was kind of a genocide against the moorish population in iberia, so we arent as influenced by the moors as one might think.

>unless you work on IT
are you telling me that IT on your country is actually a good job?

Dom Pedro I was a mistake tbqh..

that is
>>only 100k niggers came to Portugal after the decolonization according to the FBI fact book.

because of that:
>>poor

No gibs no niggers.

Aside from that portugese have imbreed a lot of nigger DNA in the 15th to 17th century, when there was a lot of black servants in portugal.

But I don't care, since,

>awesome weather
>awesome beaches

are actually true.

it's always funny to see americans talk about non white countries
>60%

>We are not mediterranean you idiot. Portugal became a country after centuries of muslim occupation. Our ancestors were white but were wiped out and raped over centuries by moors.

Among our ancestors were iberians, phoenicians, greeks and romans so pretty much Mediterraneans. The north was occupied for a couple of centuries only and muslim population displacement to the Al-Andaluz is estimated only in the 10s of thousands so no, there were no "wiping out" of the "white" population.

>we fucked africans, we fucked asians, south americans and basically everything with legs.

Here you're absolutely correct.
It required a lot of hazardous experimentation but how else would we invent the Brazilian bunda? I mean, someone had to.

oh yeah definitely, if you know javascript for example you have a 1000€+ (clean, after taxes) entry job guaranteed.

reddit .com/r/portugal/comments/5v7oeu/multas_por_racismo_e_xenofobia_podem_chegar_aos/

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so para avisar que o Rportugal e uma merda e esta cheio de merdosos..

btw portugal e uma central de sjws....a nossa sorte e que nao somos muito avancados.

why are you so ignored tho, is life lame or boring or what

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a friend of mine moved to Lissabon last year for a customer service gig. That's right, Dutch wages are too high lmao. Either way, he says it's pretty comfy.

You know people bitch about everything here in Portugal.

But i say, i am blessed to be in a country that its only problem is bad economy that gets less bad each year.

Theres no mainstream feminazi bullshit.

No SJWs.

No BLM.

No rapefugees.

Very few blacks and gypsies, compared to the rest of Europe.

And best of all, in my book, Portugal is a country that keeps to itself. We dont start trouble nor do we invite it, we just chill in our /comfy/ corner.

Also the E.U could maybe not fuck us now and then.

>Be Portuguese
>Have one of the large empires
>Never get blamed for slavery and shit
>All the blame goes Spanish

Our "genocide" was mainly chasing the moors out and converting the rape babies to christianity.

This is how conquest works for all you Americans who never seem to understand the concept.

The conquerors(read: males) are the ones who breed with the native population.

The baby from the conquering Turk and a Greek woman becomes a Muslim Turk.

The baby from the conquering Moor and a Portuguese woman becomes a Muslim Moor.

For the Americans who still haven't put it together, let's take it one more step.

This means the mixing affects the conquering population, not the conquered population.

Thank you, this has been a public service announcement.

:^

this .. i know a place in lisbon that takes a bit of the oil from the bifanas and uses to soak the inside of the bread.. imagine what it tastes like.

you must live into another country or paralel universe.... Portugal, specially Lisbon has thousands, if not 1.5 million of people from our ex-colonies, that came here in the past 30 years, any eastern european country is better that us in keeping their borders closed.