Why don't we nuke portugal?

why don't we nuke portugal?

You have nukes?

Why don't we nuke Brazil? Oh, right, because that shithole'd actually become better.

why ?

why don't we nuke the netherlands?

Nuke priority list
1- Haiti
2- Jamaica
3- The whole continent of Africa (except some white parts of south Africa)
4- Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, UAE, Qatar, Turkey, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Bangladesh
5- Black Part of Brazil (that's were you live)

FPBP

>no Israhell
plz oven yourself kike

lel'd

they don't let us!!
let's get ride of the subhuman first... we will give you (the Germans) the honor of dealing with the Jews

Thankfully no India
WEW

There wouldn't be any point nuking you anyway, all the poo-llution has already meta-mutated about 1 billion% of your people.

Indian need a good 10 year long civil war...
after that a war with Pakistan
So, we can get the weak gene out of that gene pool
Are we cooking here or what lads?

Poortugal*

why don't we nuke canada?

Because we are the whites country on earth...
Are we nuking for fun? or Are we nuking to make the earth a better place??
Nuke 4 Peace

Because Brazil has no nukes.

It's a matter of priorities. And would, at this time, be a waste of nukes. Poisoning the drinking water would be better.

>Poisoning the drinking water would be better.
b b b but.. the nukes are beautiful!
Just like Emma Stone! you don't like beauty?

Once I dreamt I became the first man commiting suicide by nuke
Who knows

Fuck off

Can I nuke Brazil in that case?

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But why? They mostly mind their own business.

Holy fuck Brazil. You're starting to overtake Canada for shitposting.

Somebody nuke the south of mexico then

rekt

Why don't we send poisoned bananas to Brazil? Guaranteed at least 80% of the population would die.

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn da Silva. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilization.

You are the Ferguson of South America.

Go fertilize the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Brazilian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

canada, brazil=non humorous, obnoxious shitposting
australia=enjoyable, comical shitposting

why don't we nuke the united states ?

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fpbp

this is about nukes! not posting! plz don't change the subject!
Do you wanna suggest a country? plz be serious

wew US take the bantz for Cristiano

She's a fucking robot!

That Gif is just fucken scary mate

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Because Catalonia is a far more nuke worthy spot on the peninsula.

Kek. None of you know where Portugal even is.

You don't have nukes remember?

We do

War with Pakistan will last a week and a civil war will only kill the mudslimes the real enemy are the chinks

can we nuke denmark first?

i love the smell of bacon in the morning

why do have to make 2 threads on Sup Forums and Sup Forums about your dumb meme?

you have your own nukes lad, use em
dont have to ask to use one like brazil

i suppose we could, but we prefer to manipulate others into using their stockpile

hey, france, denmark called you a bitch. are you going to take that sitting down?

This thread is full of interesting Pepe's. Is it after his sex change?

You don't have nukes.

a) you don't have nukes
b) even if you did, you would use them as carnival fireworks

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Now this i can get behind

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Too small. You'd miss it.

>India

Afraid of the poo splattering.

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why don't we nuke tibet?

Because then you wouldn't have anyone to blame or scapegoat for your baboon decadent country

Hello AIDF