We wuz scientists and sheeit

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How does it make you feel that the most popular game of all time has this forced timeline?

The game itself is good but I always laugh at the depictions of Africa and Iraq as paradises.

were getting a brown skin loli?
when did blizzard get based?

>One nigger can do something great
>The rest of them are useless and wait Earth-welfare.
Wtf i hate overwatch now.

you know the game would be fantastic if they didn't try to virtue signal all of their nonsense to you all the time.

Damn Based Doomfist
This 11 year old is voiced by Terry Crews
dobs confirms

TF2 is the only Redpilled teambased fps rpg

Or if they knew how to write characters beyond "cowboy" or "french assassin with boob and ass" or "genius civil rights monkey" or "edgy shotgun shadow man" or "female tf2 medic" or "TF2 demoman except white" or "angry brother with bow and angry brother with ninja stars". Some characters are more original and the gameplay is fun and engaging, granted. Oh yeah, "hard butch (but prolly not gay??) angry feminist".

don't forget me

I don't know about Africa but Iraq was a paradise one time in history. Try opening up a book sometime and stop watching too much Faux news.

Yes, but it still implies that Muslims could ever be smart enough to lead the world with their technology, even if they did thousands of years ago that's hardly an argument on their behalf. Muslims r fuckin dumb n violent yo

is that the new char???? wtf the only two characters they added after the release were already brown females

>Most popular game

LOL

What does it matter if some fantasy game has technologically advanced niggers? Games are by no means obligated to properly represent real peoples or history in any way.
This is practically SJW mentality. Let the game-makers do what they want with their own artwork. If you don't like it, don't buy the game (overwatch is for fags anyway).

>Actually following the plot of overwatch
Overwatch has a stupid irrelevant plot that only Tumblr faggots care about, so they can justify their gay fanfics.

While playing overwatch I said something on team voice chat that is pretty standard fair for online gaming but would be considered mildly offensive in public. I was immediately told by a female to not say that, and her beta white knight echoed what she said.I was stunned with rage. That was last fall and I haven't played that shit game since.

lol remember all the rumors about how this game would save the competitive arena genre and take esports to the next level?

easily the worst community of any video game ever

>Overwatch takes place on a near-future Earth, some time in the mid 2070's

wew lad

Poor thing got offended by being talked back in an online game.

How does it feel to be a shitty player?

Tell me about predominantly Islamic countries that are worth living in, Hans.

She was offended, not me. Learn to read chile

You're right, Islam ruins everything.

Also
>Faux News
b8

>Faux News
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL

Muslims were smart. Just not anymore. The problem's culture, not intelligence.

>actually playing overwatch

>most popular game
come on son, the game sold something like 20 milion, for example gta 5 sells 70 million. the game is shit, i play something like 5-7 hours and is one of the worst fps, but normies like it because shity memes,waifu shit and because blitz.

Did you even understand that post or are you pretending to be retarded?
>nb4 I was just pretending to be retarded

video games are for kids

also fuck blizzard for pushing poltical ideologies to something meant for children

they are no better than mainstream media outlets

whatever happened to the goodold days of Diablo and starcraft? never did any of this shit come out in quality games

overwatch is a great business and ideological vector, seems like a shitty game, wish i could actually uninstall it but they made it work to uninstall.

that head dress is from the tribe that sticks plates in their lips.

It's not that bad

No the game is shit. Caters to the lowest denominator in both mechanics and story. The characters are all generic tropes. Every character has a "press to kill everyone next to you" button so snowflakes can accomplish something without skill.

most popular game of all time? da faq you talking about? OW is popular but where would you get that from?

I don't care because the lore was already pretty much a parody?
>Indian techno-fascists
>Brazillian rapper with magic rollerblades
>A fucking moon monkey
>Black people inventing things

Overwatch isn't about realism

???

Muslims were what caused the middle east to begin it's decline. Before they existed, the arabs (or whatever they were called at that point) actually did quite well for themselves.

3 brown females as of now

Gonna draw porn of it.

ITT: autists who get mad over a fake interview with a fantasy character from a video game.

Thats really, really low.

overwatch has ~25 million individual purchases in about a year, minecraft has had 8 years to reach 107 million.

total players it doesn't beat quite a few but popularity is basically higher than any other.

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'Muslims' aren't even 2000 years old m8

His own

W/E It's a Sci-Fi game. I'll still play it more than I should.

We need more. My dick needs more!

Completely indifferent. Its an arcadey shooter that a lot of people like. Not gospel from on high.

The game as a whole is extremely fun and rewarding to play, aside from the shitty tank meta right now but yeah the lore is complete jewish bullshit globalism multiculturalism is good shit. Fuck the shit story, I stopped caring after the whole tracer is gay thing. Shes my main, I wait 3 months for a buff but instead my christmas gift is a cringy comic

>Most popular
I would argue this title goes to the Elder Scrolls series, most recently Skyrim, and it was a redpill buffet

Overwatch is trash and so is your thread

Ever get that feeling of Dejá Vú?

That's how you know the game is fiction user

>the most popular game of all time

The most popular game of all time is chess, you weeb retard.

I see nothing wrong.

>brown children
>based

PICK.
ONE.

Nigger are you trying to say that the culture, created by said "intelligence" has nothing to with with the people who live there? Are you fucking retarded or something? Its their culture that they created, that has continued to fuck them up since its inception. Why doesn't that culture exist in europe? Why doesn't that culture exist in africa? Hell africa is infested with muslims and they still don't have that culture. Use your fucking head man, culture is a part of us, its literally created by the brains we evolved and molded us further as we created an external pressure via societies.

But I thought the only thing Canada cares about is hockey and curling eh

You're like an sjw threatening to kill themselves after hearing something bad about the negroes.

>literally shaking

who gives a shit about video game lore

Stop being right Sup Forums.

Muslims weren't smart, the remnant peoples who had converted were, and over time the plagues, Khans, and fundamentalists took care of that.

The peoples who converted rather than be exterminated were the peoples worth having in that Muslim world.

According to the Wiki page Numbani is in Africa. Africa is full of what? And it's a video game, senpai.

The only thing being forced here is your outrage, simpleton.

I want to fuck tracer while her gf watches.

WE

nah but seriously hand over the new character and nobody gets hurt

Wew you couldn't be any more wrong about their ultimates. I guess if youre bronze and stand in the open lmfao. Get gud scrubby

>most popular game of all time
that ain't Myst!

They are gonna raffle 10 free visits to Johannesburg with the new character release who is hyped.

>caring about video games in 2017

Tracer is very stereotypically lesbian pixie. How can you even be mad that she's actually gay? Also she doesn't need a buff to anything but the range of the pulse bomb's explosion.

Blizzard can't write at all. Everything they do is stolen from somewhere else. Usually it's Games Workshop but more recently Valve

That man is not an accurate representation of us all.

You were offended by them being offended, not because she was offended first, means that you aren't a whiny bitch.

are you factoring every minecraft sold in that number? every console and mobile version too?

>Everything they do is stolen from somewhere else
Welcome to story telling in the 21st century. Every story has been told a million times before; the only shit that changes is the details.

How disappointing. I thought they were actually going to have something about a timetravelling black super scientist from we wuz era. Not some stereotypical super genius loli that happens to be black.

How disappointing you are op.

>Click button
>everyone next to you dies
>"Pro" play is positioning yourself to be not next to enemies

Pong is more competitive than overwatch. You're playing a game for snowflake downies. Rational people understand that Overwatch is the most watered down "shooter" there is.

WE WUZ PRANGSESSES N SHEEEIT

>Some underaged nigger
>porn

I guess vore would be fine?

>Stereotypically lesbian pixie
Sorry I like that look, only since now has a girl had to look like that in order to be lesbian, and thats the buff I meant, he ults pretty trash most situations

>Wood League problems

It's fine if you don't like the game man, you can just leave it at that. Nobody cares, though.

They were until our diseased riddled ancestors raped and murdered their way to victory and made into the White Mans paradise.

Re: America.

Every time. Every single fucking time.

Yeah I like that look too. But I just accepted a long time ago that every woman I'm attracted to will be gay. That's just how things are. And yeah her ult is fucking trash. It boggles my fucking mind.

this is actually cute.

Overwatch, tf2 et al are literally just wolfenstein et reimagined for autists.

>giving a shit about backstory or timelines in a pissant class-based shooter

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>FPS shooters are similar because they're all first person shooters
You can jerk off to Wolfenstein if you like but there's no comparison. I'd rather play Infinite Warfare than play Wolfenstein.
Good for its time =/= Good now

>playing a game designed for kids

Where is bastion?

you realize there are newer wolfenstein's, yeah?

OR the thousand years of inbreeding promoted by islam has reduced their intelligence (conversely, catholicism in europe had strict rules against cousin marriages and you needed a papal dispensation to break them).

Shut your face. Zarya is ourgal. Her pink her is only sjw bait

Yeah
The new one was pretty meh
Predictable story but the gameplay and visuals were solid.

>I've wiped your comatose ass for years and just saw you kill like 30 dudes
>Fuck me please
>women in games

Similar things happen to me because I call people faggots.

I like how in the cinematic with widow, she throws the bomb all crazy like a disc and shit but in the game she just lobs it out 3 ft in front of her like a fuckin bowling ball

>I was stunned with rage

Whatchu know bout me, Whatchu Whatchu know bout me? (Boom Boom)

Oh no stop the presses, a video game has a black character!

This thread is retarded.

Know what? I've always wondered how niggers actually communicate with one another. Best I can tell is it's who can scream over the other the loudest and most monkey like. For that matter, for all the babbling, ook, ekk crap they do they never actually communicate much info that's valid or helpful. Methinks they just like to hear themselves talk.....like a teenage girl or an attention whore.

>methinks
Found the autist.

More like

>vegetative state for 20 years
>still absolutely hench somehow

I think the point hes trying to make is in the games lore places like Africa and the middle east are bastions of technology in the future but if you look at those places today its like wut