CATEGORY 5 NUCLEAR HAPPENING

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

SCIENTISTS ARE REPORTING THERE WAS A NUCLEAR HAPPENING IN THE ARCTIC

RADIATION LEVELS RISING ALL OVER EUROPE


>sciencealert.com/no-one-can-figure-out-what-s-behind-a-mysterious-radiation-spike-across-europe
>independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/radiation-europe-russian-missile-strike-radioactive-material-france-norway-iodine-131-irsn-a7591886.html
>thesun.co.uk/news/2915352/russia-nuclear-bombs-arctic-radioactive-particles-europe/
>thedrive.com/the-war-zone/7758/has-there-been-a-nuclear-incident-in-the-arctic

SPECIALIZED US PLANES EQUIPPED FOR DETECTING RADATION HAVE BEEN SECRETELY DISPATCHED TO FLY OVER EUROPE

>intelligent-aerospace.com/pt/2017/02/21/us-deploys-nuclear-sniffer-aircraft-after-detecting-a-spike-of-radiation-in-europe.html
>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4245586/US-nuclear-sniffer-plane-Britain-nuclear-spike.html
>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4245586/US-nuclear-sniffer-plane-Britain-nuclear-spike.html

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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>people think nuking is not possible without muh satellites detecting it

What if someone nukes someone at 2 am when government is sleeping?

I'm comfy

wtf buzz aldrin was right

Bye bye brit-bongs

Fuckoshima

Blowout soon fellow stalker

You're about six hours late, but ok.

If it was a bomb, it was detonated at very high altitude, which is why none of the seismic sensors picked it up.

If it was just a garden variety meltdown though, we could be in for a long ride.

>arctic
>antarctic

what the fuck, btw

HALP!

lets go lads

Russia is pissed off over their ambassadors.
They have to make sure their nukes are in working order.

>planes just disappear
>sandniggers evade CIA for 10+
>random nuclear fallout goes unexplained

Governments are either totally incompetent or hiding some serious shit.

I AM ALRIGHT WITH THIS
AM
ALRIGHT
WITH
THIS

HOWEVER...
WE MUST PROTECT THE ANIME GIRLS

most likely answer whatdoesitmean.com/index2244.htm

Could be all those soviet nuke tests that are only coming up now because all of Siberia is melting.

is it finally happening ?

stay calm you BABY

Nothing important, they simply nuked the nazis.

youtube.com/watch?v=iJcuAau2RKA

LETS DO THIS

IM
NUCLEAR

>2244

Hmmmm.

So, what does it mean in lame man's terms?

>they woke him up

about god damn time

(((THEY)))

I already have a big collection of personally recorded anime series that aren't licensed in my country.

Well the Sun reported on this, so surely it must be the truth! Hopefully the radiation with kill the ethnic Europeans left and spare them their fate.

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means europe is fucked by not only shitskins, but radiation too. enjoy the cancer.

any badass thread theme? pls post it i wanna become one with chaos

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According to the article the isotope detected only has a half-life of about 8 days. So if it was from the Cold War then it would have deteriorated too much since then anyway to be detected like this.

DONT WANT CANCER


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Ground 000000

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Did anything come out of Wikileaks Vault 7 shit?

picture of the russian nuke

youtube.com/watch?v=k2a30--j37Q&t=6s

ok,im ready to die.

Digits confirm

Looks like a Canadian nuke.

Kek

Lol

I get the strange feeling a dirty bomb was let off by jihadists and due to the cucked media in Europe, nobody will report it happened

Kek underrated

I hate happenings because I live near an airbase and every time I read shit like this I suddenly hear jets roaring above me.

youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

You'll thank me later Germany.

But who did they wake? Who? Is it one of /ourguys/?

>STALKER 2 is back in production

They expect one of us in the wreckage, brothers. I'm sorry.

too bad russia and the usa can't team up to nuke africa

Ah yes, the jihadists used the clever tactic of bombing the middle of nowhere away from major population centers.

Can't argue with those sick quint.
Goodbye lads, it's been a honour shitposting with you.

the nazis are in antarctia, you pleb

5634765734D chess

>0609

What was meant by this?

uhh

this

Hanlon's Razor

If digits the ancients have awoken

Isotope decay would be obvious but I guess we'll have to wait till the Navy or Air force get samples.

>According to the article the isotope detected only has a half-life of about 8 days.
Everyones getting chemo!

Witnessed

PRAISE KEK

it was iodine, which is used in medical industry and the amount was so small it needed more than week to be even detected.

it was not cesium-137 or any result from fission chains.

-> fake news

What's under the ice? I'm legit worried there's some monster being kept there

Government is incompetent as fuck dude. It's all smoke and mirrors

>7007 44
Will the rod and ring strike?

>Captcha: Hello FIRE
Oh boy, here we go.

what do you mean?

witnessed

link? please

youtube.com/watch?v=7byzuYRQ1K8

>TFW i have a vial of KI to prevent thyroid cancer

Highly probable subhuman mudniggers wired it poorly and detonated it on themselves

I have no idea if this is in any way related, probably not, but I live in BFE in the foothills of the Appalachian mountains in SC and my place just got buzzed by something going really fucking fast. Assumed it was a low flying jet or something, but it shook everything.

I'll occasionally hear a helicopter or small plane or something, but in several years here this was a first.

I'm pretty sure we're all gonna die.

Digits confirm horrible monster underneath the ice.

Can we kill it?

>tfw Poland has highest levels of i131

could have been in a shed far away and the latent radioactive particulate is carried into cities

>Arctic
>The biggest rise in radiation in south-eastern Poland, which suggests Ukraine to be the source.

From their super secret hideout in the arctic?

Goodbye, Europe! We'll use your bones to make a monument in your honor.

if digits this is the beginning of a nuclear holocaust/ww3

Okay, we can't kill it. Is it awake?

Jews are creating problem in arctic

Praise Kek Hallelujah.

Scientist are not reporting nuclear tests.

Scientists are reporting raised iodine levels in the atmosphere which may indicate a nuclear test, but a nuclear device that produces the isotope in question also produce a shit load of others - none of which are present at elevated levels. Mostly likely reason is an incident at an iodine plant or nuclear facility.

FAKE NEWS
A
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>Governments are either totally incompetent or hiding some serious shit.

I think it's both.

WITNESSED

Too late, don't forget Fukushima.

Then again, lets not forget that it was two atomic blasts that spawned animu girls in the first place.

Checked. Europe is fucking done for.

Eurobros, get the fuck out while you still can.

>A rock will stand on seven hills
>The black flag will fly over the dome

Could this be part of it? Is it part of the plan to force God's hand?

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shall i take my KI now?
i need to know

It is so

wtf is going on??!?!

Is this for real? Why ain't there no news on it

It's radiation from Fukashima obviously.

>MUH RUSSIANS

could it be the new (((dome))) they put over Chernobyl?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobyl_New_Safe_Confinement#Waste_storage

I don't have the time to search, but I remember a chemical factory fire somewhere in Europe and then never heard about it again. This would have been months back though.

OH SHIT HOLY FUCK I JUST HEARD SOME REALLY LOUD SOUND AND EXPLOSIONS! I TOOK A PICTURE OF WHAT APPEARS TO BE A TURKISH MEGAZORD

if digits we will be at war with russia within a week

I doubt it's a monster, but think of it like this. If an alien life form visited Earth without any immunization, they would die pretty fucking fast from all the random bugs we have floating around here that we've been immunized to over the years.

That's how the anglos killed the majority of the American indians. It's how indigenous tribes die when they make first contact w/outside world, etc.

Now imagine a time capsule from a really fucking long time ago, or even from another planet, crashed into the ice and buried in the Arctic. As soon as it's uncovered we'd face a worldwide epidemic that would wipe out a sizable portion of the population (the strong would adapt and survive), and it could be something as harmless as the common cold.

It will be a reset for Earth. A culling of the herd, so to speak.

Mods are asleep post nukes

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