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So I encountered an individual a while ago.
A gay german furry.
Who went far too in detail about his dildo collection, without even being prompted. We were talking about something else ENTIRELY, and suddenly [pic related] shows up, and now the conversation topic is changed.
For reference, the white one to the right has
>6 inches of usable length, and that EXCLUDES the base!
He was very particular about stating that.

Why do these people exist Sup Forums?
The day of the rope cannot come soon enough.
They'll yiff in hell.

???
Everyone who browses this board has one of these

I am one of these people.

It was probably me, in fact :3

I own two of these in small size.

I use them so rarely that the lube had time to get past the expiration date

Are the tubes to be connected to a pump for throbbing sensation?

The fuck is all that spaghetti? Why do have the pic? How did cone in contact with a gay German furry?

They exist because of chemicals in the water btw.

No, Bad Dragon has a special cum lube, it's for that. So you can simulate the sensation of a nice sticky load being pumped in your ass.
It's really nice

>Not asking the guy to record himself deepthroating the biggest toy he owns

>not keeping your b-hole tight for Mr. Right
I don't understand how this could be arousing.

I actually wouldn't mind owning one of these, but the price is crazy and the associated stigma is god-awful.

>the price is crazy
Nope, but the shipping cost to Europe is ($40+)

How does it feel to have a huge dragon dildo pumping fake cum in your ass?

Probably pretty gud.

This palindrome agrees.

hmm, how do I describe it...
Well, there's the feeling of the dildo itself, because it's well- a dragon dildo, it has these bumps and ridges that feel wonderful sliding in and out of you. As for the lube, I like to warm it up first so when I pump it in it feels so warm and slimy. It's a wonderful sensation and I highly recommend it. Never fails to make me cream myself

Thanks for this description, really

This.

What the fuck is this newfaggotry

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Not the nu-Sup Forums reddit crowd

Mine's a dog, thank you very much

>not knowing furfags are mentally ill and unable to not make their shit feitsh 90% of their personality and force it on anyone who will speak to them
they are pure cancer

severe autism

Please, we're very nice. We just want people to feel warm and happy inside

Fuck all of you all and fuck this gay thread.

Nuclear winter now

>ruined several boards through spam when asked to stop
>mass purges as a result and still have a victim complex
no, its everyones fault for not liking you and nothing to do with your own schizo degenerate behavior

Can I keep you warm in the winter? I'm a great snuggler

This is an extremely gay thread, and furries are definitely cancer.

If the shit going on in Europe is any indication you might get your nuclear winter.

Checked. Confirmed for snuggling.

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t.fat ugly autist seeking attention from complete strangers
for your own good, get a grip on your fucking life

Wrong.

user I just want to be friendly plz

>bumping the furfag shill thread
just ignore them and report if you want it to stop

>spam your cancer on on boards (a website if we are being honest) where it is against the rules and users don't like it
>when they complain somehow you are still a victim
this is why furfags are hated, not your disgusting beastiality, your obnoxiousness

Personally, I find videos of wimmin using such a toy to be rather arousing.

>t. not a furry

You done fucked up.

Define your mister right user

Atrazine poisoning.

>he doesn't have a collection of exquisite dragon dildos
day of the rope is coming, you will be first