So I encountered an individual a while ago. A gay german furry. Who went far too in detail about his dildo collection, without even being prompted. We were talking about something else ENTIRELY, and suddenly [pic related] shows up, and now the conversation topic is changed. For reference, the white one to the right has >6 inches of usable length, and that EXCLUDES the base! He was very particular about stating that.
Why do these people exist Sup Forums? The day of the rope cannot come soon enough. They'll yiff in hell.
Mason Rodriguez
??? Everyone who browses this board has one of these
Chase White
I am one of these people.
It was probably me, in fact :3
Evan Evans
I own two of these in small size.
I use them so rarely that the lube had time to get past the expiration date
Jaxon Hughes
Are the tubes to be connected to a pump for throbbing sensation?
Angel Bennett
The fuck is all that spaghetti? Why do have the pic? How did cone in contact with a gay German furry?
They exist because of chemicals in the water btw.
Isaiah Mitchell
No, Bad Dragon has a special cum lube, it's for that. So you can simulate the sensation of a nice sticky load being pumped in your ass. It's really nice
Elijah Young
>Not asking the guy to record himself deepthroating the biggest toy he owns
Joshua Adams
>not keeping your b-hole tight for Mr. Right I don't understand how this could be arousing.
Josiah Anderson
I actually wouldn't mind owning one of these, but the price is crazy and the associated stigma is god-awful.
Julian Lopez
>the price is crazy Nope, but the shipping cost to Europe is ($40+)
Joseph Hill
How does it feel to have a huge dragon dildo pumping fake cum in your ass?
Jacob Peterson
Probably pretty gud.
This palindrome agrees.
Aaron Mitchell
hmm, how do I describe it... Well, there's the feeling of the dildo itself, because it's well- a dragon dildo, it has these bumps and ridges that feel wonderful sliding in and out of you. As for the lube, I like to warm it up first so when I pump it in it feels so warm and slimy. It's a wonderful sensation and I highly recommend it. Never fails to make me cream myself
Ayden Myers
Thanks for this description, really
Jacob Myers
This.
What the fuck is this newfaggotry
Joseph Nelson
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Bentley Harris
Not the nu-Sup Forums reddit crowd
Ian Parker
Mine's a dog, thank you very much
Lucas Anderson
>not knowing furfags are mentally ill and unable to not make their shit feitsh 90% of their personality and force it on anyone who will speak to them they are pure cancer
Tyler Clark
severe autism
Andrew Morales
Please, we're very nice. We just want people to feel warm and happy inside
Angel Perry
Fuck all of you all and fuck this gay thread.
Nuclear winter now
Juan Wright
>ruined several boards through spam when asked to stop >mass purges as a result and still have a victim complex no, its everyones fault for not liking you and nothing to do with your own schizo degenerate behavior
Liam Sanders
Can I keep you warm in the winter? I'm a great snuggler
Angel Butler
This is an extremely gay thread, and furries are definitely cancer.
If the shit going on in Europe is any indication you might get your nuclear winter.
Checked. Confirmed for snuggling.
Alexander Ross
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Jayden Morales
t.fat ugly autist seeking attention from complete strangers for your own good, get a grip on your fucking life
Nicholas Nelson
Wrong.
Noah Richardson
user I just want to be friendly plz
Dominic Martinez
>bumping the furfag shill thread just ignore them and report if you want it to stop
Cooper Cooper
>spam your cancer on on boards (a website if we are being honest) where it is against the rules and users don't like it >when they complain somehow you are still a victim this is why furfags are hated, not your disgusting beastiality, your obnoxiousness
Justin Anderson
Personally, I find videos of wimmin using such a toy to be rather arousing.
>t. not a furry
Caleb Stewart
You done fucked up.
Landon Garcia
Define your mister right user
Nathan Rodriguez
Atrazine poisoning.
Hudson King
>he doesn't have a collection of exquisite dragon dildos day of the rope is coming, you will be first