Aussie crashes plane

>aussie crashes plane

>kills 4 Americans

Australia will kill you.

It's just banter, if you overreact you'll just encourage worse (A380 next time).

>yanks can't handle the bantz

How many priests do you know?

>1 in 14 priests in Australia under investigation for child molestation.

who were they and what did they know about Hillary?

Not many anymore. The other 13 fled the country.

You shouldn't be laughing, we could annex you in like a week.

Was the pilot drunk, stung/bitten by a poisonous animal, an abo, or all of the above?

kek

>be american
>get killed by a plane

Getting in a plane with a clearly drunk Aussie pilot.

Oh I am laffin

Truly aussie epitaph

>Hold my beer and watch this

>Drunk Straya crashes plane will attempting to shitpost and fly plane
>4 burgers die of laughter
FTFY

>attempting to take British clay
I'll let my tea get cold before that happens.

We have a pretty good track record when it comes to taking clay you thought was yours

>"being a bunch of soft cunts" listed as the cause of death

Your record is 1-1, 2-1 if you count Suez.

Americans have 9/11 does this mean Austrailia has 2/21?

There aren't 21 months in a year you drongo

>be american
>go to mall
>get shot

American retarded calendary system

they didn't fly so good

Do you know what the worst part of being stung by a venomous creature is?

Being Australian.

Was getting killed part of their plan?

There were no planes though, it was fakenews

It took a 747 to carry 4 americans?

>4 Americans

You need a pretty big plane to handle a heavy load like that.

Noice

>not using our superior month/day calendar system

No wonder your countries are not household items

>There aren't 21 months in a year you drongo

When he doesn't pull out?

Course mate

>mall

ITS A SHOPPING CENTAH YOU DUMB CUNTS

Is that guy in the pic black or Australian huewhite?