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>so you're telling me we need to bring the jews to middle east to destroy them?

>Saruman
>white

Give me the ring, goy.

SAY IT LOUD

SAY IT CLEAR

URUK HAI ARE WELCOME HERE

Trump still has the ring. We're about to get attacked by Uruk-Hai near the River Anduin. Where the fuck are you?!

MAKE MORDOR GREAT AGAIN

GAS THE ORCS RING WAR NOW

>Orcs born in Asgard are rightful citizens of Camelot, a wall between Draenor and Azeroth will only further divide our fellowship of the rings!

*dwarven laugh*

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One does not simply "gas the kikes"

Orcs should go back to Mordor

Make Middle Earth Great Again

NO TO SURFACE DWELLING DEGENERATES

PURE DWARF GENES ONLY

SAY IT WITH ME

DIG
DEEPER

>a raven just came in the elve girl gets raped by 5 monsters the high coulcil refuses to give out the races of the perpetrators

>Make Middle Earth Great Again
MMEGA!

kek

SO U BE SAYIN WE WUZ ELVES N SHEEEIIT?

ALL my keks

KEK

kek'd, first post best post

I can't believe that racist Theoden wants to ban uruk-hai from his kingdom. They're not evil because they're FLEEING Saruman.

audibly kekd

Hey guys wtf, my neighbor who lives in minas tirith said that I was racist and intolerant and I should welcome orcs. Just reported him to the guards. He's now rooting in jail thank iluvatar. I just hope aragorn makes gondorn great again and deports all of those Rohan illegals. Fuck them.

WE TAUGHT YALL TO BATHE!!!!!!1!1!!!!

THE SHIRE FOR HOBBITS, RIDDERMARK FOR ROHIRRIM, GONDOR FOR EVERYONE!

MAKE ARNOR GREAT AGAIN!

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Multi-colorfuls are not white.

tip top kek

Osgilliath used to be one of Gondor's greatest cities, until those trollfuckers moved in.

kek

BY AULE'S HAMMER NEVER FORGET THE 6 MILLION FROM KAZAD-DUM

Kill the men!
Kill the elves!
Middle Earth for ourselves!!

Dúnedain/Elven Happas are superior breeds.

I REFUSE TO GO ALONG WITH THIS, AND I SEE THROUGH ALL YOUR LIES, SARUMAN THE WHITE, YOU WICKED, WICKED DEVIL.

RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kek

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Let the orcs into your cities, humans. Their cultures will enrich you and they have only been violent because of evil Gondorian colonialism keeping them in perpetual poverty.

Milo should be fired for supporting halfling/wizard relationships

Angmar will rise again

What about second welfare?

Around elves, watch yourselves!

That Orc lover never said that! It's the Dawrf Media that is trying to put him down.

Stop Sexism.
Stop calling Female Elves Shelfs.

The correct term is Elvewym.

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Sauron is just a pawn and the face of greater evil.

NOICE

There is absolutely nothing happening in mordor. This shit aragorn has been saying about riots is complete fabrication. The problems in mordor? Seriously? Our excellent employment figures? Typical aragumpf

Show me what Orcocracy looks like!
THIS IS WHAT ORCOCRACY LOOKS LIKE!

post this is on /r/Sup Forums

YOU ALL ARE KEKED AND NOT EVEN WHITE LMAO
>time to prep your human bull elvecuck
>saruman is the only uncucked leader in middle earth
>enjoy uruk-hai dick
>t. hobbit
>Shirecucks

Typical iron hatters.

THE DEEPING WALL WAS AN INSIDE JOB!

Diversity is Rohan's strength, Gandalf Stormcrow.

Balrog, the greatest of all redpills, turned Gandalf the grey into the superior Gandalf the white

simply terrific

FEANOR DID NOTHING WRONG, FUCK THE VALAR.

Who's meandering forest paths?
OUR MEANDERING FOREST PATHS!!

underrated

RALEASE THE PRISNERS!

Apex kek.

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Not all elves came back from the Battles of Beleriand unscathed.

Don't forget the Elf Veterans.

#lastNightinOsgiliath
Fucking sub-elven orcs raped an innocent Dunedain virgin. Cucked Dunedain will continue to defend these savages.

>tfw Quendi masterrace
Feels good man

#lastnightinmordor

>you should stay

Not gonna lie, former Nazgul here. It's hilarious watching Sauron crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get his eye on the one ring.

Can I get a quick rundown on these Balrog fellows?

(((dwarves)))

>implying a couple turbomanlets could get past Sauron
I smell something fishy

Why would bite off a hobbit's finger just to fling it into a lava pit?

Super fucking underrated; I read it in his old sounding voice and enunciation too.

MINES OF MORIA IS A FALSE FLAG!!!!!!
Dwarves gave old mines to goblin refugees then blame Sauron for fake massacre.

We have to build a wall and we have to build it quickly. And in that wall I will build a big gate so that people can come in. But they have to come in LEGALLY. Isengard is not sending their best. They are sending people with lots of problems.

Too good.

he even has a hand wringing hook nose whispering that poison into his ear too

someone shoop an Eowyn face onto le Pen

>Noldor bow to the Numenoreans
>In contact with Eru
>rumored to possess Palantirs
>Control Gondor with an iron fist
>Own fortresses and shires all around Middle-earth
>direct descendants of Isildur
>Will bankroll the first cities on Valinor (Gondorgrad will be the first city)

IT WAS THE MAIA ALL ALONG

'MERICA NO

Dialy reminder the Sons of Beorn are the true master race.
>Firstborn are too greedy
>Eldar are running out of magic
>Men are weak willed
>Hobbits wont leave comfy zone
>Numenoreans are almost all dead
>Valaraukar are stuck in the core
>Ents are too rooted in the old ways
>Spiders are icky
>Orcar are degenerates
>Northmen are plebs

MELKOR DID NOTHING WRONG

GAS THE HOST
VALAR WAR NOW

Why aren't YOU marrying a bar maid and having ten kids?

Stop living at the pub NOW. Preserve the Hobbit race.

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we wuz ainur back in Valinor mang

before the elf man come and snatched up all our magic

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>literal animals
Nice try BIDF

Middle Earth will and always has belonged to Quendi

EARTHSTAR!!!

What can be done to stop the degeneracy that is turning our younger hobbits into effeminate losers?

>Implying the Quendi want to be in Middle-earth
>Implying Valarcucks who went west deserve to rule the rest of Middle-earth.

Avari are the true best elves.

top kek

The jig that saved Middle-Earth
>implying the dendrophiles should rule
Quendi niggers get out REEEEEEEE
You weren't even firstborn.

Do you really not know the difference between Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter?

Sides obliterated

>current year
>king of gondor is race traitor
just look at the instances of depression and suicides in the half-elves and tell me if you think race mixing is a good idea you cucks. men are completely cucked right now, why can't we be more like the hobbits?
look at what is happening in gondor, yes even gondor, the greatest realm of MEN, is now accepting orc refugees from the fall of mordor. what the fuck? does anyone even remember helm's deep and how they treated OUR refugees? day of the eagles when?

I bet the manlets are behind these goblin raids.

best post in thread

SAURON DID NOTHING WRONG

Everything you read about Mordor is just propaganda from the (((elves))). Aragon was a warmonger. Sauron actually wanted peace in Middle Earth and he had no territorial ambitions. What about the horrific crimes committed against Mordor by the Gondorians? you never read about those in the scrolls.

""Middle Earth cannot find peace until the Elven question has been solved." --- Sauron

THE (((ELVES))) STABBED MORDOR IN THE BACK AND PULL THE STRINGS OF GONDOR

Sauron was only trying to rebuild a shattered Mordor and return it to glory

Good night sweet prince.........