Why is Stephen King such a cringelord?
You'd think someone so talented as a novelist wouldn't be so easily taken for a ride by the media. Yet he's been doin' shit like this:
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Also his Twitter feed is autism incarnate. What gives?
Why is Stephen King such a cringelord?
You'd think someone so talented as a novelist wouldn't be so easily taken for a ride by the media. Yet he's been doin' shit like this:
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Also his Twitter feed is autism incarnate. What gives?
>le orange cheeto imbecile buffoon charlatan meme of le rational skeptic
hah
I wasn't aware non-white people read Stephen King.
>You'd think someone so talented as a novelist
>talented
>"""novelist"""
Yeah, OP, about that...
>Stephen King
>Talented
I 'member my first read...
>can't write good endings for shit
>predicted Hillary would win
This is a good point actually.
>his fans are white
...
>sick reprobate mind
>turns out to be a literal degenerate
>OP still doesn't understand
Atheists are like lost children.
Agreed. His novels usually have good premises, but end sloppily or completely fall apart. I've always enjoyed his short stories, though.
Per his politics, it's be expected from a boomer whose surrounded himself with White liberals and hasn't really experienced cultural enrichment in his 95% White hometown.
>spend the formative years of your kids' childhood coked out
>thinking your opinion means jack shit
i smoke pot after the girls are in bed at night and i feel like a junkie piece of shit not worth my weight in fertilizer. I have no idea how this 'man' can ever put himself above anyone else.
Hint: every celebrity that's attacking Trump in a disproportionate way is involved in their pedophile sadist rings.
Ever wonder why they're so vitriolic? It's because their literal lives are at stake. Once Trump exposes them, the plebs will eat these psychos.
>his fans are white
kek
>tfw i like his edgy violent stories but hate him as a person
He did a well-placed bet, sadly he had no idea how much media lies. Then impossible became possible. Now look at you fool, ruined your perfect record.
cubans are very heavy on their White admixture, some are completely White. Infact, their Whiteness is probably what makes them vote republican more than the fact they lived under communism. lots of other latin americans come from heavy government shitholes but they vote democrat because they are brown.
I've read all of his books. My observations: first off, I'd be willing to bet money that he has a mole on his penis. He calls it his French tickler. Next up, with as often and as vividly as he writes about children having sex, I'm glad he's not a teacher any more and around children regularly. He's an alcoholic, drug addict loser who beat his children and who's wife should've followed her original instincts and divorced his sorry ass. But she's a gold digger, and he still brings in gold, so she won't.
Reminder that Steven King's It ends with a tweener gang bang.
Reminder that many of his other books include pedophilia. including graphic descriptions of the sexual acts involved.
steven king calls himself the big mac and fries of literature and i think its because his books are so bad they clog your arteries
See, I fucking knew he was a pedophile.
Everyone attacking Trump is a pedophile pretty much.
Talk to me when you're that successful
Give one of his books a close reading, and you will find that he is an archetypal SJW. Or don't, and spend your time wisely instead.
This, poor little drew barrymore
>the library policeman
>It
>Need full things
Just a few off the top of my head that i remember having unnecessarily graphic sexual stuff involving kids
You might be on to something
>His novels usually have good premises, but end sloppily or completely fall apart. I've always enjoyed his short stories, though.
100% agree
underrated
pure cringe
You don't shit out the books he has without being a fucking autistic cringelord with no ability to relate to the real world.
Yeah,but the Dark Tower series was good until that cluster-fuck of an ending, right?
Is Stephen King Shaun Kings dad?
I really enjoyed the Gun Slinger until I found the movie is going to have a nigger for Roland. Fuck this guy.
Have not read those but damn does he have some bad endings.
>Christine
>it
>The Stand
>cujo
>the shining
maybe
What do you think of his newer stories?I think he's better writing short fiction
>talented
Snoozefests all over the place.
King is shit. Long winded twat.
i liked the ending of the stand
all that effort, all that bullshit, and the only thing that 'kills' the big bad is divine intervention mixed with rampant unfaltering loyalty gone wrong
and then the bad just respawns in the jungle somewhere saying 'well fuck, guess we'll try again'
but fuck, almost every other work of his has disappointed me, and i can easily see why someone would dislike how the stand ended. you'd think he'd figure it out eventually
The only one with an ending i'd call 'good' is From a Buick 8
This. I stopped reading steven king novels after the mist. And that was right after IT. He's a good writer but half his work leaves you feeling let down once you finish because he has such a shit habit of making sure every fucking character has a backstory.
There's no way those are the worst endings he's written, I'll personally defend the endings to Christine, Shining, and the Stand as being on the good-ish side of the spectrum. Never read Cujo, only read It once.
Not saying King doesn't do shit endings, just I think those are far from his shittiest.
Meh. The creator of berserk also does this.
That's what I thought about IT. It could have been good if it just focused on the kids being terrified by clowns and defeating it years later but it had to drag on with other uninteresting characters going through other bullshit. It was tedious reading through.
shut up and write a better ending to the dark tower series, you schmuck
>the mist
tfw it turned out to be giant spiders i dont think it really felt in place with the story
I heard he's a douche . He'll only autograph one book at his signings
>we made you. we can destroy you.
>Never read Cujo, only read It once.
i nearly got mad at you for creating a sentence where each half blatantly contradicts the other, and then I noticed the capitalization
>talented
finally have a reason to post this
that's so wrong it's actually physically painful
If you're going to read a book, try and understand all of the words in the order they appear, not just some of them and throw together an assumption later
>That whole chapter in the third dark tower book where the black crippled nigger is forced to fuck some invisible rape demon and the demon's cock is described in graphic detail
>a few books later it turns out she's pregnant with some spider because the rape demon was transgender and could be both man and woman and had fucked Roland until he ejaculated in it and had fucked cripple nigger until it ejaculated Roland's cumshot back out and into the wheel nigger's pussy.
Motherfucker barely even wrote an ending.
Decade of my life ends in that bullshit....
>You'd think someone so talented as a novelist wouldn't be so easily taken for a ride by the media.
Correction:
Used to be talented, he's gotten old and senile. The decline started in the early 1990's.
same dude. i had to read that shit like 3 times before my autism subsided
Well meme'd friend
i'm just mad that what's his face lived happily ever after with franny while the fat kid shot himself on the side of the road. it's not fair
dito
King sits in a safe neighborhood; never experiences crime. His wife was never raped by a Muslim or beat up by an African.
His life is whatever he sees on television while he writes the same book over and over.
To King and his type of "educated" class, all Blacks are like The Cosby Show, when the reality is shown on C.O.P.S every day.
They think Muslims are all like that educated Fareed Zakaria who loves Obama. Well, no..lots of Muslims force genital mutilation on their daughters and believe terrorism is justified.
It takes a really stupid turd to believe ordinary White guys are the devil. Ordinary White guys built the modern world, and are the only group keeping America from becoming a Third World Cesspit.
The Ugly face of elitist Liberalism is Stephen King.
Process of elimination based on the other books he'd named, you dumbfuck leaf, calm yourself, this isn't a hockey game.
>most of the characters dont die from spiders
read the story yourself fag
>MFW KANG is actually redpilling people on the interdimensional psychic vampires
Christine, Pet Semetary, Thinner and maybe Duma Key were his only good novels for me.
>Reminder that many of his other books include pedophilia. including graphic descriptions of the sexual acts involved.
I knew about IT, but what are the others?
why do I always see these sign language people at all of these political rallies lately? are deaf people extremely common? I think in my 33 years of life, and I consider myself fairly social and somewhat well-traveled, I've run into maybe 2 deaf people.
Yet every fucking rally now I see some bimbo or dipshit making hand signs. Is it just virtue signaling or something? like "oh look how considerate we are for the 0.01% of the population thats deaf"
Don't get me wrong, i have nothing against deaf people but it just seems really fucking strange.
>minorities, liberals, and educated people
I love how he breaks all of humanity into three separate groups
>talented as a novelist
Implying that is an actual talent.
He makes shit up and uses some descriptive language for said shit.
He does not have and actual job nor provides a vital function.
I bet half the people who bought his books did so just be on the in with other faggot hipsters.
Fun fact: He was raised by a single mother in Maine
>ex-cocaine and alcohol addict
>pothead
>shitty writer, pumps out hundreds of books and maybe 5% of them are good stories
>sounds stoned/geriatric
whatever
He said he drank a six pack of tall boys every night while writing. He said he was constantly drunk or stoned while writing 'Kujo' and claimed he couldn't remember writing it. He was even drinking mouthwash. His wife finally put her foot down and he stopped the drinking and drugs decades ago. That doesn't stop him from being a dry drunk, though.
I loved Misery. The ending gave me ptsd.
[spoiler]And the movie was actually good[/spoiler]
Steven King is a wimp. He was probably bullied in school growing up. He hates strong masculine men because they mocked him.
So he escaped into fantasy. Where the beta cuck like him wins in the end over the muscular alpha male.
That is why he can continue to write the bullshit that he does. He lives in fantasy land that he has created in his head and he hates anyone who dares drag him outside his comfort bubble.
Don't forget the gratuitous underaged orgy sex scene in IT
dudes a weirdo
Cuz he sold his soul to da devil. Now he payin his due.
"Boy, you say da mean things bout trump or we take yo monies away and say u been diddlin da chillins"
Stephen king is a hack. Out of everything he wrote, dark tower is the only good one, arguably misery.
Anyone got the lines in "it" with the children having an orgy ?
Steven King was great.. then he got run over by a car and obviously bumped his fucking head.
His son has already surpassed him in terms of writing talent.
Sadly he's an even bigger sjw than King himself.
there is also a really detailed part in Gerald's game where some guy puts his daughter on his a lap and jerks it onto the back of her. underwear. pretty messed up desu
>ends with a tweener gang bang.
That's like midway brah
>stephen king
>talented
Re-read one of his books. They're fucking terrible. I remember reading The Dead Zone after loving the movie. It's by far the worst book I've ever read.
No source given.
I was the same age as these kids when i read it/It. Turned me on soo much.
30 years old here, ran into a total of 2 deaf people and I'm quite social and well traveled myself.
But the answer is because these people took American sign language as their language in college since it's the easiest and now they get to finally use it while virtue signalling.
his books are terrible. they are garbage for the masses. hence his popularity.
His son's writing is even worse.
>It's by far the worst book I've ever read.
read Dr. Sleep.
The older he gets the odder he looks.
WTF is that beard?
Shave that shit
>suddenly, the town is full of vampires
- stephen king
Rolando Inchainz gotta save white wimminz from whitey. He is literally descended from KANG ARTHURKWON and now all of reality, across the endless spectrum of the multiverse is about to get BLACKED.
Thank you Stephen KANGZ, ruining the ending wasn't enough, now you have to ruin it by making another shitty TV show.
Why do people call Trump an idiot/stupid/buffoon/etc?
Anyone who can turn a small loan of a million dollars into several billions isn't any of those things.
Neither is anyone who can beat "the most qualified presidential candidate ever" while spending only a fraction of the money campaigning and still win by -3,000,000 votes any of those things.
They say white like it's a bad thing. Then are surprised that they continue to alienate whites from their side of the political spectrum.
if you aren't a novelest you aren't talented
The amount of ASSMAD that radiates from all of these fucking jackass "celebrities" is so delicious it would have been worth electing Trump just to see their reactions.
The fact that he's also destroying everything they hold dear and making America great again is a nice bonus. I haven't seen Thundercuck and AiU this buttblasted in years and it is DELICIOUS.
My only regret is that not more internet atheists opposed Trump so that they could be blown the fuck out too. At least Sam Harris is refusing to recognize that he was fucking wrong about everything, that's a salt mine I'm going to sample for days.
It's not just Trump, but this guy hates Mike Pence, too:
Stephen King tweeted this on Feb 3rd:
"I think what I'm trying to get at about Pence is this: I'm not sure he's human. He looks like a replicant."
"Not to belabor the point, but how can you look at Pence's hair and not get the willies? It doesn't even look like hair."
I find it weird there is absolutely no mention of this in the wikipedia article of the novel
His short stories are pretty based. Anything longer gets pretty rough. The Gunslinger series started super strong and then rapidly fell to shit with every passing book. A neat premise how many of his other books connected in some way to it, but a lot of times fell short.
>I wasn't aware non-white people read Stephen King.
I'm Asian-Canadian and I love reading Stephen King, I like looking at small town America without ever stepping foot in America and getting shot.
dark tower 4 had a witch finger vag and ass of a 16 yo
>Chinks consider themselves leafs now too
You might own the country, but I don't think you're part of the tree
>beta male stands with deeply contemplative look on face in front of out of focus lake
wow so deep
>Getting shot
>In Maine
As far as I'm aware, Maine is pretty much as white suburbia as you can get.
They might burn you as a witch though.