So ... if I can't do GOMAD, what the hell am I supposed to do?

So ... if I can't do GOMAD, what the hell am I supposed to do?

>implying bleach isn't clear

fucking retard

Anybody who ends any sentence with "Just sayin" needs to be gassed immediately

>JOMAD
Jar of mayo a day

Bleach has a yellowish hue though

>Bleach
>White

Bleach is opaque with a slight yellow tinge. Milk is literally more white than bleach, this guy failed hard.

>Being retarded enough to believe that's actually a thing

Damn I wish his wife could die again

>what the hell am I supposed to do?

Have a wife who isn't dead.

Reply with something about his wife

Is that what happened to your wife?

Patton used bleach to remove the blood from when he stabbed his wife to death.

I really want to hate him but his shows are great

>so insufferable his wife literally overdosed on drugs to get away from him

The day of the rope can't come soon enough for this faggot.

God, what a fucking FAGGOT this guy is!

OJ Simpson was a much cooler wife killer than you, Patton. Just sayin'

You'd think a guy with a dead wife would know more about cleaning products

So, are you guys gonna help me figure out an alternative for GOMAD or ...?

>bleach is white
wtf

Nice ID, Brazil

>00
thy will be done, lord kek

>the vegan agenda guy from hwndu literally sparked this milk is racist meme

thanks shoah

oh shit, the checking has been double checked!

repeat 00's

Why are they attacking milk?

What the fuck is this timeline

There's a joke in here somewhere about replacing the milk in his fridge with bleach, and that's actually how his wife died.

...

I wasn't aware you could be clinically unfunny yet still say your job is being a comedian.

>bleach
>weak NaClO solution
>clear and slightly yellowish
>white

que?

I really wondered where bleach is white.

LEAVE PATTON OSWALT ALONE

if he had ever helped his wife around the house he'd know bleach isn't actually white.

Sort out your diet and don't rely on solely milk to bulk up, you will accumulate more fat than muscle. Go lurk on for a few months, retard. Sup Forums isn't the only board on this website.

GOMAD or GOHOME lil bitch

Hilarious. Libs will get offended by anything

MILK PRIDE, WORLD WIDE

lmao that file name

>glad you can make it to our white nationalist meeting, user

>here, have a tall glass of milk

Didn't you hear? Milk is racist because blacks are apparently lactose intolerant.

fatty's commentary is so pleb tier it hurts

Still not as white as your dead wife

I'm confused, bleach is not white.

Meant to post my edit.

Was this the literal cuck or was that the other washed up unfunny chubby comedian

This is the one who's friends with A. Wyatt Mann for some reason and has a dead wife.

Is making milk "racist" an attempt by the alt-right to get the left to stop drinking milk so their bones get weak and they don't grow up big and strong?

This sad man needs a hobby.

holy shit

kek wills it