Are you happy, Sup Forumstards? Newyorkers are suffering right now, because you helped elect literally Hitler! But they will fight back with as many weed, slam poetry and calm breathing exercises as they can!
>in left-leaning New York City, stress-relief specialists—from acupuncturists to barkeepers and therapists—say the fledgling Trump administration has TRIGGERED a surge in demand. >Brooklyn massage therapistRachel Beiderwasn’t surprised to see a 12% uptick in her business after the November election, but that was just the start. Ms. Beider says clients are complaining of insomnia, tension and anxiety; Most cite the new administration. >Manhattan weight-loss coachBrigitte Weilsays the crush began on Nov. 8, election night. One patient after another called with the same lament: “I can’t stop eating!” In the ensuing weeks, bookings climbed 50% as clients sought help sticking to their food regimens. “With eating issues, almost anything can be a TRIGGER, and the floodgates really opened on this one,” >One local Craigslist pot dealer is posting, “Do you need WEED for the new administration?” The Rubin Museum of Art says its “Election Exhale” and “Swear In, Breathe Out,” meditation events both sold out. >Brooklyn book publisher Melville House has a hit on its hands. “What We Do Now: Standing Up for Your Values in Trump’s America” features new essays by the likes ofElizabeth Warren,Gloria SteinemandBernie Sanders. >At the Nuyorican Poets Café in the East Village, meanwhile, attendance at open mics and poetry slams is up 50% before the election, boosting admissions and drink sales at the nonprofit venue.
Jack Morris
>The Free Market will fix it
wtf i'm libertarian now
Lucas Clark
>Making Jobs appear of thin air
Trump is a fucking madman m8
Evan Hernandez
15% of New York is Jews
Bentley Bell
60 gorrilion interdimensional crossfire
Jonathan Young
AHEAD OF SCHEDULE AND UNDER BUDGET
Austin Harris
That's downstate New York right? Around where I live there are Trump/Pence signs everywhere.
Caleb Reed
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Christian Torres
>stress-relief specialists get a real job
Anthony Moore
these people need to harden the fuck up.
Parker Walker
Damn. Just goes to show....
The Jew always wins.
Jaxson Russell
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James Roberts
fun fact. There are more single women between the ages of 25 and 40 than there are men.
Nuking New York would be a putting them out of their misery.
Jaxon Taylor
I hope NY gets nuked
Ethan Thomas
Dude- is there any way he isn't improving the economy? The market is soaring, everyone is spending. These are good times
Wyatt Ramirez
This is going to red pill psychologists. (Who will then have to go to actual psychiatrists to obtain said pills.)
Jeremiah Morales
>This triggers "New Yorkers" (liberal faggot transplants)
Julian Jones
>Blue collars voted Red
Really makes you think.
Jaxon Ward
Holy shit at that big chunk of red in Brooklyn. Wouldve never expected that.
Elijah Williams
More like trust-fund transplants from the Midwest voted blue.
Elijah Bailey
Pre 2000s Brooklyn. Working class blue collar or small business owners. You know, the people with actual Brooklyn accents.
Jacob Jones
>God Emperor Trump creates jobs and stimulates the economy just by existing
Liam Edwards
Lmao THE WINNING NEVER STOPS BOYS.
Jayden Young
Yeah, but the vast majority of Brooklyn recently is trustfund hipster and numale transplants with a dash of Puerto Ricans and Orthodox Jews sprinkled throughout.
Leo White
>nukemind
Wyatt Torres
wtf, I need to get a psychologist online degree NOW
>baby sit special snowflakes >get paid $90 an hour >put it on their parents tab >rinse & repeat for the next 8 years
You either die a goyim or live long enough to become the jew.
Nathan Collins
yeah, lefties parents take it out on their kids
source >my dad was an all you need is love hippie who would take it out on us if the conservatives won
Landon Hill
Dude.liberal ideas. Lmao!
Samuel Cooper
>paying to see a therapist
Looool
Jack Miller
>You either die a goyim or live long enough to become the jew. truer words are rarely spoken.
Josiah Brooks
>One patient after another called with the same lament: “I can’t stop eating!”
Classic
Sebastian Morgan
>Making children come outta their shells and become adults, while at the same time creating jobs, and have people spending money
ABSOLUTE MADDEST OF MEN!
Carter Price
Hipsters live in northern brooklyn. In the southern parts we have based conservative jews and Russians
Owen Cooper
>manchildren not getting what they want >manchildren throwing a tanthrum >manchildren claiming to be stressed
BURN THEM BURN THEM BURN THOSE WASTE OF SPACE, AIR AND TIME!
Joshua Sanchez
Judging by the map it looks like the orthodox jews went for Trump
