>be 27 >be a resident of DFW (North Texas) >met a girl online a year ago >lives in Houston >is married to an Irishman who will never come here for legal reasons >was immediately attracted to her and we've had numerous lengthy phone calls/texts >their marriage is failing horribly and she has sent me screenshots of their texts detailing this
suggest to her that maybe you and her should date for awhile and that she give him a break
>are you this fucking dense and stupid you autistic fuck?
Brandon Martin
Shes married to a patty who doesnt live here and will never come to the us? So... she's not married. Jesus tell her to get her bootay on I45 and come see you for some bbq this weekend. Or you will go drive down and see her, tell her you want to go see the Houston Museum of Modern Art or something and would love to check it out with her.
Jackson Cook
...you're chasing after a woman who may cheat on her husband for you? I hope you dont' think this will ever get serious. This whole ''cheat with you, cheat on you" adage is true you idiot. If you're looking to just get your dick wet ,go for her. Take her to the MFA and walk around discovery green and then fuck her on Montrose while those hippie dregs watch on.
Lucas Ross
people from dallas are dumber than a nigger with a lobotomy. he will never understand.
Nicholas Hall
simple just be there for her as much as you can as her marriage spirals down, so that when she reaches the Breaking Point, your the closest person to her to "comfort her".
and boom instant strong bond, also bring alcohol when you think shes about to break, it never hurts to have a back up plan of a mistake baby
Adrian Wilson
As my grandfather once said, they leave you the way they met you.
Then he traveled to florida to fuck his 34 year old mistress
Charles Robinson
Stop being delusional, the liklihood of her leaving her husband for you is extremely low.
Jacob Gonzalez
Sup fellow DFWfag. Want to get some waffle house?
Anthony Morales
This.
Justin Long
Picking up another man's scraps. Nice OP
Parker Kelly
You play with another man's wife and expect something good to happen?
Joseph Watson
yea, I could never live there. Those niggas think they're all boujee and they don't have oil and gas bidness up there.
Xavier Russell
Based Granpappy
Justin Long
What kind of Irishman?
Ulster Protestant: End it now. No pussy is worth getting your ribcage kicked in.
Of all white people on the planet, Ulstermen are the least inclined to take shit from anybody, least of all you.
Irish Catholic: She's miserable because the only woman he can get it up for is his mammy. Go for it.
Ayden Cook
People from Dallas also aren't funny apparently
Jeremiah Stewart
Garland bro here. Can confirm Waffle house is God tier. Triple hash brown all the way
Nathaniel Gonzalez
My nigger.
Jack Gonzalez
Fuck off, she's been rightfully MICKED.
Owen Morris
how about stop asking for fucking relationship advice on a political board? this place is shit enough without faggots like you junking it up. i hope she ends up a raging dyke and goes through hrt to become jeff.
Oliver Barnes
Irish Catholic.
David Bailey
Keller here. I prefer the God-tier scattered smothered covered and chunked.
Juan Parker
Smothered and chunked is great.
Charles Miller
I went there last night.. I think this guy was a cook at one in Bedford anyone else recognize him?
Normally it would be adultery (if you are a christian) but since her husband has basically abandoned her its technically ok for you to try to get with her.
Landon Lee
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Nolan Peterson
No. Fuck off. I derailed this into a Waffle House thread first. This is rightful WaHo clay.
Bentley Barnes
Something similar happened to me (from a female perspective) and it was scary jumping from one relationship to another. Just be there, and be straightforward, tell her you support her and will be there to catch her.
Landon Clark
Tfw live in the same area. Don't ruin my illusions.
James Watson
IF SHE TURNS TO YOU TO RESCUE HER FROM HIM
SHE WILL EVENTUALLY TURN TO SOMEONE ELSE TO RESCUE HER FROM YOU
Gabriel Harris
DFW reporting in, these guys are literally niggers.
Gavin Mitchell
Did Hiro make any announcement? What do you mean no x-posting just that linking is gone?
Brayden Watson
Seems like everything should be fine if he just uses her but doesn't get attached.
Tyler Cooper
You're getting catfished.
Xavier Fisher
this
are you white OP?
Camden Parker
GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW
Brandon Long
this is one of the worst posts made on this site by far
congratulations op, you are the degenerate cancer we're trying so hard to prevent
Jaxon Rogers
North DFW can confirm Waffle House rumors, Torchys is far better for food
Parker Ross
>2017 >Doesn't smoke
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?
>b-but it kills you
And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
>it's addicting!!!
It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation
>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!
Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel
Joseph Anderson
> What should I do? Fight kikes and Muslims
Isaiah Thompson
this is a slide thread
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Nathaniel Jones
what the fuck is this bullshit doing on Sup Forums
gtfo
Asher Sanchez
Mods can't delete threads either. Thanks Google!
Xavier Martin
Hiya kids, it's 5-time super bowl winning QB and hall of famer Tom Brady here, and today I'm going to educate you on the dangers of marijuana.
Now, I hope you read each of these well-sourced studies thoroughly. After this, hopefully you will know to NEVER touch a marijuana cigarette. Remember, winners don't do drugs. Be safe!
Joseph Harris
Bump. If she cheated on him shell cheat on you.
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Josiah Long
Jesus christ op get your dick wet if you want but don't keep it in for long. She;ll chaeat on you too. >asking Sup Forums for advice
Wyatt Parker
what happened?
Nolan Gonzalez
How does it compare to Fuzzy's?
Nicholas Peterson
no new threads? no image posting?
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Aaron Campbell
Sup
Oak lawn here
Who wants to meet up and fuck bareback?
Hunter Jackson
I'd say better for dinner but worse for breakfast, the queso at torchys is better too.
Dylan Williams
If she cheats on him, she would cheat on you.
simple.
And also SHES SENDING PRIVATE COMMUNICATIONS WITH HER HUSBAND TO SOME HORNY FUCK. Shes trash and should be ignored.
Daniel Miller
113777777
Joshua Gutierrez
>likelihood of women leaving their husband for their lover is low >2017
r u 12?
Hunter Long
Go find your own girl instead of ruining someone elses relationship you pathetic fuck
Ayden Evans
It's stupid when people say "if she cheated on him, she'll cheat on you too"
No, that's not how it always works. Nothing is absolute. Their relationship isn't going to work out and she knows this, doesn't mean she would cheat on the next guy she was with
Bentley Bailey
Kys
Dominic Price
Yes it does, plus she will show all his love letters and whiney crybaby letters asking her to take him back to her new lover.
Logan Stewart
Reported this cancer.
Grayson Morgan
Dude stop spamming this thread,i've already seen it a while ago,paid shill and sage.
Easton Brown
She's not gonna wind up with you after she's done with him. She's gonna find someone who she doesn't use as an emotional tampon.
Alexander Sanders
Make her your little fucktoy. Just don't ever develop feelings for her, that would end badly.
But married women frustrated with their husbands are the easiest lays in the world. I've fucked lots of married women. Best thing is that they usually don't ask for money or gifts because their husbands provide for them financially, they just want a dick. So it's great for you.
Angel Ortiz
Why the interest in an unfaithful woman? You should suggest she leave the person. If she doesn't, distance yourself from her.
If she does, AFTER she does: If she's flirting with you now, and you just want to fuck, start fucking, but if you're thinking of a relationship with someone flirting with you while married, it's probably an incredibly stupid idea.
If she's not flirting with you, but seems interested, ask her if she wants to hang out sometime at the coffee shop, bookstore, dance club, or whatever it is you young people do nowadays.
Logan Baker
Sage in all fields leaf.
David Perry
Modssss
Jaxson Reyes
ask her about the curse of the irish. post results so we can all have laugh.
Thomas Moore
Your grandpa sounds like a standup guy
Liam Cox
This. In my experience, the women desperate enough to allow themselves to enter these types of situations are not worth the trouble, they'll have dozens of problems themselves.
Unrelated, but while there are certainly stuck-up pretty whores that are used to getting by on pussy pass, anyone too ugly or fat or awkward will be a dick. Maybe being socially excluded early on makes them resent others or grow up without much social experience. I know a lot of beta guys that gravitate towards the unpopular girls because they assume they'll be nicer and treat them with gratitude or respect and be easier to maintain, but then they get swept up into some controlling relationship where they're constantly getting bitched at for this and that.
What I'm really getting at here is that you should only go after normal women. If you're having a hard time figuring out what normal is, normal is when you don't have to go on a fucking message board and ask random people for advice on the situation. If they're in some weird relationship, if they're socially awkward, if they're some "reformed" slut, etc., don't do it.
Also, you're a degenerate for trying to take advantage of whatever relationship issues they've got going on. If you want some whore's pussy because ooga booga muh dick, you'll have to at least man up enough to ask for sex, but if you're hoping for an actual relationship with the weirdo girl you met online that's married to a leprechaun, you're probably a dumbass with little relationship experience.