How to distinguish between an actual Sup Forumstard from cancer

Authentic Sup Forums user (if you have at least 6 of these traits)
>Politically savy
>Civil
>Enlightened
>Transcended beyond the redpill
(Iron pill, green pill, black pill etc)
>Knows how to incorporate rhetoric into a discussion
>Is ironically racist and anti-Semitic
>Doesn't fall for habbening threads
>Doesn't participate in regular degeneracy
>Embraces Sup Forums as an (outer)haven of original thought and (actual) progressive thinking
>Understands that Milo is a pedofag and a liability to support
>Has read either the Art of War, 1984, Germs Steel and Bacteria at least two years prior in the past


Cancer (if you have at least 3 of these traits)
>Doesn't know who moot is
>Doesn't know about cripple Chan
>Goes on and frequents plebbit
>Parrots memes to act like they fit in
>Doesn't really understand the redpill
>Unironically is racist and anti semetic
>Unironically thinks Hitler did nothing wrong
>Unironically thinks 9/11 jokes are funny
>Has no experience in logic or reason
>Has no experience in rhetoric
>Unironically believes that Kek is real and not a thinly veiled get thread
>Can't see through faggots like Richard Spencer, Milo, Sam Hyde or Paul Joseph Watson for being opportunist faggots, thirsty for 15 minutes of fame
>Takes Alex Jones seriously
>Frequents Drudge Report
>Supports the Alt Right
>Thinks Climate Change isn't real
>May think the earth is flat
>Smokes weed every week
>Uses Sup Forums
>Is Canadian
>Spews Sup Forums memes on other sites like YouTube, Twitter, Facebook
>Has a tumblr
>Thinks Milo created the cancer meme

This is a reference guide to distinguish between the cancer and authentic users. If we ignore all cancer posts, eventually they'll go away or learn to assimilate here. But the fact that there were over 30 threads at one point last night discussing Milo goes to show how overrun by cancer the state of Sup Forums is today.

If you have equal or more cancerous traits then authentic traits, you are cancer and you have to go.

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wait we were being ironic?

Here's one for authentic Sup Forums users.
>Are rural and suburban retards who did not vote for Madam President

Bump. If only there was a based mod that can sticky this thread

If this image macro makes you chuckle then you probably are cancer

Wrong

I'm sure there are more authentic pol users that come from cities than there are suburban areas.

>Better quality of life
>Better resources for education
>More experience in dealing with the real
>Understands the mechanics of the redpill in the real world
>Is exposed to a lot more different ideas and information

>69

Cheked!! loL!! epic thred op :)

so the only humor that is allowed is ironic humor? Dude u are gonna end up killing yourself u think like that

Falling for this lvl of bait u must be new

>Art of War, 1984, Germs Steel and Bacteria
Don't forget The Way of Men

You're a fucking shill and also probably Jewish

Thanks for the bump

Well thought out humor is funnier then edgy gradeschool tier bullshit. If you find things like 9/11 funny then your brain hasn't acclamated into maturity yet and you are still stuck mentally in elementary school.

>Transcended beyond the redpill

It has been some time I didn't heard of this bullshit

Op is a newfag dont listen to him. Idk why that gay mylo guy is not a redflag of subversion for you.

>>Has read either the Art of War, 1984, Germs Steel and Bacteria at least two years prior in the past

Disagree

Any fool can read 1984 and then never touch a book again, it's practically required reading in every high school, the true 'enlightened' Sup Forumslock consumes a steady diet of nonfiction and literature.

An authentic pol user would've agreed with me, only cancer would've tried trolling me.

Spotted the cancer

I'll check that out

The base of humor come from making good of a bad situation. if you dont find things like 9/11 funny then your brain hasn't acclamated(?) into maturity yet and you are still tuck mentally in elementary school

wait I have over 6 of each

according to op u must be cancer

Huh? Sup Forums has always been unironically racist and anti-Semitic. Or at the very least holocaust skeptic and race realist.

>Is ironically racist and anti-Semitic
No.

Cancer spotted

The redpill is only the beginning in this voyage

I said at least 6 of those traits.

I should also add piss poor reading comprehension to the cancer list

No, any fool can mentally echo the words. It requires some intelligence to read it.

Want a proof? How many leftists think that 1984 is about a right wing dystopia?

You're absolutely right
The amount of arseblasted newfags in the comments is hilarious

i think u may have a slight point but they at least understand its a dystopia they may not understand what type of dystopia it is but they get that is

Only serious thread on Sup Forums is /sg/ everything else is cancer

If you are emotionally invested in politics you are cancer

If you think the death of thousands of innocent people funny, then you lack empathy, which is a sign of autism.

Just because there are racist and anti semites here doesn't mean the entire bored is. Usually the cancer is.

>Is ironically racist and anti-Semitic
>Goes on and frequents plebbit
These are the same thing/ people yet you listed them in the opposite categories?

Supporting trump is another sign that you're cancer. Trump goes against practically everything old school Sup Forums used to espouse

Can u even read?
What I Said was humor comes from making good out of a bad situation, Not understanding sentence structure is a sign of autism

I wonder how many bonus sheckles you will get for this kind of information. Probably not much, cuz you know, Jews...

are u implying be anarchist is good seeing as thats what old school pol was

Old school pol was Nazi and traditionalist. The first wave of redditors brought libertarianism and it's been all downhill since

>He does not believe in Kek, the God of Chaos, bringer of happenings
You must return to your place of origin.

Nice strawman, here's an ad hominem, you cancerous faggot.

They don't have any real arguements or lack the capacity to form one and have to resort to autistic screeching to debase my claims

Politics is only the tip of the iceberg. This board is a salad bowel and culmination of every country in the world to discuss and spread ideas without the fear of persecution.

Leftists are bragging right now about taking over Sup Forums. This faggy post with little divide and conquer things dropped in is a perfect example..

Gas the kikes race war now.

Leftists & socialists welcome! Just remember, you will never leave. Also, all Antifa are weak little manlets and I really hope one tries to punch me, I really dream about it. Seriously most Sup Forums does

>Politically savy
>Art of War
LOL

Trump was pretty much one of the last bastions of hope for the right wing in the west. That's why a lot on Sup Forums like him.

I got a better one:

>doesn't make shifty threads telling what is and what isn't Sup Forums

>salad bowel
Truer words were never written

Not understanding that you already posted two image macros that you had saved on edgy 9/11 humor actually proves that your autistic. Now fuck off

>He believes that kek is a real phenomenon instead of being another noun for viral marketing

Cancer detected

i think its time to jump ship brit bro this thread is going no-where, its just op not understanding what pol is and always will be.

Clearly, but post US election Sup Forums is being overrun by retards who think Sup Forums is their personal circlejerk.

Also happening threads are ok, if it's about real happenings, usually they are not.

People can see that you replied to youself newfag.

>ice(((berg)))
What a cohencidence.

Kek is real though.

>bumping your own thread

Congrats! You are cancer!

You should work on your syntax and grammar a bit. I cant tell whether or not if you're either a highschool dropout, or underaged, but if you are an actual adult, you should reconsider offering your opinion on any matter.

the fuck is the greenpill, veganism?

Also racism is completely justified, try again you evolution denying blue pilled shitskin.

Bring Up My Post
retards

Seems like it. Being politically incorrect isn't the same as being rude but pointing out the harsh truth, and many on Sup Forums have drifted to the far right from doing so. People who are newfags usually adopt a similar mindset after a few days or weeks after taking the red pill.

Also very suspicous how OP has bumped their own thread.

You are wrong. Everything from the cancer list is true Sup Forums. Everything from the authentic Sup Forums are CTR shills.

Guns Germs and Steel is shit and the rest of that "book list" is literally high school required reading tier. I detest when you faggots on Sup Forums praise meme literature as unironic works of art.

It's sad that these faggots don't understand that

Cancer detected

Nice strawman. I had to bump my own thread because cancerous faggots like yourself shitpost and slide away all the genuine threads.

The thought of writing iceberg and having a retard associate it with judiasm crossed my mind before posting that. You have to go back

>Germs Steel and Bacteria


Stopped reading there.

Yeah list seems about right.

I do have one nit pick though, I realize that Milo and PJW are using this for the 15 mins of fame. But is that to say that its wrong? Even if they're doing it for selfish reasons they atleast get a good portion of younger people, or just people in general to touch at conservative outlooks on the world. Whether be just through statistics or through exposing the left for the shit that it is. They may be doing it for selfish reasons but in the end it still works to our favor. They're actively pushing against the white supremacy shit whilst giving an outlook on the shit thats happening in the world that normal folk can digest.

Also wtf is cripple chan

You have to go back nufag

>Thinking I don't understand how IDs work

Your more then welcome to click on mine and read my previous post as to why I did so.

I fucked your mother's ass shortly after she took a dump, but before she wiped.

>thinking you can encapsulate the true essence of /pol with a few bullet points
You have much to learn.

>ironically racist

this redditor thinks it was satire LMAO

I said you would have read it before two years ago. You have to go back to school

>Is ironically racist and anti-Semitic
>Understands that Milo is a pedofag and a liability to support

>Unironically is racist and anti semetic
>Unironically thinks Hitler did nothing wrong
>Unironically thinks 9/11 jokes are funny
>Thinks Climate Change isn't real

>fitting Sup Forums into some frame
shiggy
reminder to put "sage" into the 'Options' field

>intermediate shilling 102

hrm

but now you're sliding all the good threads

Cancer detected

Name at least 1 thing that Hitler did that justifies the slaughtering of millions of Jewish and Polish people. You can't.

If you understand science then you would also understand that the development and growth of a person has more to do with the environmental factors, resources and habitual upbringing and dieting then it has to do with race.

>what is a sage

This thread isn't about politics. It has no place on this board.

>Cancer
>Smokes weed every week

Of course not user.

I smoke weed everyday.

>Everyone I Don't Like is Cancer

Who named you the Sup Forumsstapo?

So which one of those is the faggots who keep coming to Sup Forums to spout off about political bullshit instead of talking about video games?

David Brock

People who support genocide of Jews have an inferiority complex towards Jews
People who respect and admire Jews, but know that their race isn't compatible with ours support a Jewish nationstate somewhere safe
Madagascar would have been ideal to put Jews, but Hitler was a retard who would rather genocide Jews than genocide useless nigs on an island

You have to go back

Thanks for the bump

You would actually have to be funny to be considered a comedian. A 30 year old pretending to be retarded for attention isn't funny, it's just sad.

>cancer detected

Not an argument you cunt. Your not even bothering to engage with those you call 'cancer'. Fuck off back to whatever ditch you were born in.

Shill harder.

Dear OP, kill yourself.
Thanks.

Germany would have implemented the Madagascar plan is they fought a one front war instead of two
They needed to annex Britain in order to send the Jews to Madagascar because of the British naval blockade, but Hitler decided to declare war on the Slavs which was a retarded idea
If Hitler kept the peace with Russia, he would easily overrun Britain, and send all the Jews to Madagascar
In this alternate timeline the world will be a much better place because the Jews in the middle east are causing the refugee crisis to create greater Israel, by sending all the muslims to europe

>Uses Sup Forums
>Is Canadian
>Has a tumblr

my life has no meaning

Holocaust did not happen

Thanks for the bump nu fag.

It's ironic, since everyone I call cancer can't actually refute any of my points. Like yourself. You have to go back

Thanks for the bump

That was a very articulate post. And I agree with you 100%

Dear Nufag,

No

Sincerely,
user

P.S. You have to go

Deus Vult. Nice post I agree with it.
If you are truly ironpilled you don't fall for race bait. Pitting commoners against each other is a tool used only to weaken you and others.

Why is it that everything "Modern" and "Progressive" praises degeneracy?
Why are controversial and uncomfortable subjects based off opinions and feelings used as tools to take away rights with people they disagree with?

Anyone who celebrates rights being removed because it's against people they don't like or disagree with are the scourge of America and everything it stands for.
If you can't own your own opinions how can you claim you are free?

ocw.mit.edu/courses/linguistics-and-philosophy/24-241-logic-i-fall-2009/

Time to take a free MIT course in Logic and improve yourself.

You're the newfag.
Stop trying so hard to fit in you stupid faggot.

No you just haven't addressed them yourself, instead your going on a 'hurr durr everyone who disagrees with me is cansurr hue hue'.

no your the newfag

The amount of people that died during the holocaust is up for debate, but to say that it didn't happen over all the irrefutable evidence that proves its existence goes to show how poorly educated you are.

there's nothing ironic about my racism and antisemitism faggot

why is this image so funny?

Oh he finally engages with someone, well done.

Getting rid of them was the original plan to remove undesirables from the eyes of the good german people and by the time the war entered its second year the reich had no exits and it changed from emigration to outright extermination.

I agree.

Remember the HWNDU? There were so many shit skins.

>muh cancer detected
Nod an argumend :DDDD
Seriously fuck off my board
(But still fuck Milo and fuck all gays)

>>Unironically is racist and anti semetic
>>Unironically thinks Hitler did nothing wrong
>>Unironically thinks 9/11 jokes are funny
Hey there, shill. Should we all bow to the Jew, while we're at it?
That should make us real Sup Forumstards, right?
kek someone thought that gay shit would actually work

TOPKEK
Holy shit, are you an actual blue-pilled leaf, or just another shilling Jew?

>>Civil
fuck you

I just imagine Nigel saying

'Well, look I mean, I told you it was going to shit'

>2017
>There are still goyum who refuse to remember the 6 billion.
Why won't you remember the 6 trillion?

Then prove it. Right now. Hard evidence. Eyewitness testimony from a bunch of lying kikes is not proof.

Badly written faggot shit /10

>Smokes weed every week

damn almost a perfect score

but the twin towers just makes it absolutely hilarious for some reason.

am I going to hell? I actually know someone hurt by the 9/11 attacks.