You have EXACTLY 15 (fifteen) seconds to prove that you're a red-blooded American

You have EXACTLY 15 (fifteen) seconds to prove that you're a red-blooded American.

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I have 9 guns and over 15,000 rounds of ammunition. Come at me ATF.

Neither of those things are illegal so why would they?

I own guns, drive a trans am, and trump has my support for now.

I volunteer at the Salvation Army Clinic in my hometown, providing care for under-served patients that cannot afford quality healthcare.

>Neither of those things are illegal so why would they?
ATF enjoys raids and shooting your pets.

I posses the famed american creativity

ive got guns and understand theres only two genders.

basically a nazi, right?

Why include call of Duty drinks

In the National Guard, voted Trump. Check em

My favourite thing to do is sit on my ass doing nothing while watching niggers do anything physical. Doesn't matter if it's farm work, construction, sports or having sex with my women, I'd rather watch a nigger do it than stop sitting on my ass consuming high salt, fat and sugar snacks and beverages. But it's ok because I have a gun.

I'm drinking cheap beer one degree (Fahrenheit) above freezing, about to cram some porkchops full of leftover turkey stuffing, and I've maimed three trespassers with a shotgun.

Are those perk drinks any good? Where ya get them?

>Niggers working
Teach us your secrets, Australia.

I ate a burger a few minutes ago

>I remember the alamo
>dec 9th will always live in infamy
>I will never forget 9/11
better dead than red

FREEEEDOOMMMMMM!!!!

is that good enough for ya

Humans only use 56% of ther bran

>American education

If that doesn't prove it i dunno what will

I made them myself, its just water, glue, and food coloring

I dont wanna drink it

>9 guns and over 15,000 rounds of ammunition
Not a bad start kiddo.

>red-blooded American
>supports the traitor being run by Putin

pick 1

>nerd drinks from a dudebro game
Trump senpai would be ashamed

I voted for Hillary because I stand for ALL Americans.

Are people still dumb enough to believe this? Trump is retarrd, but he's picked cocksucker Bolton and he's threatening Russia's two closest allies.

>memesodas

She lost. Say it out loud and accept it.
She will never be President.
She likely won't even be alive in 4 more years.
You saw how sick she was.
Poor thing.
She could barely make it up stairs, and she shit herself outside of a plane.
It's pretty obvious that Hillary and Bill both have full blown AIDS.

The fuckin ice cubes. I lost it when I saw the fucking ice cubes.

America BTFO!

I'm an Eagle Scout

And I voted for Gary Johnson

Ate some apple pie today

> Four bottles of the liquid Jew

I live in America and if you cut my hand red stuff would come out

I'm a leaf and I'm better than you.

You can ask me to "prove" all you want but I'm not going to give you shit.

i had a burger for breakfast and dinner

>Dec 9th will always love in infamy
>9th

Disgraceful.

I have a Texas flag

because op is a faggot.

Only have 15 seconds because

IMAGE UPLOADS ARE FAILING AND NOONE CAN START NEW THREADS!!!!

BATTLESTATIONS GENTLEMEN!!!

I have a pocket Constitution signed by Ron Paul

Also, lots of guns.

Be me
> Get a random knock on my room door
>Open it, It's the head of University life
>user, there's a gay kid on your floor who's getting his property vandalized and is being harassed.
> Tell her I am keeping a low profile. but noticed graffiti and torn posters in the elevator.
>She gives me her card and tells me if I see anything to say something
> Standing in my room doorway the entire time and I had Sup Forums on my computer facing the door with a large pic of a Hitler meme on frontage webpage saying gas them all or something.

Noticed that my computer was on after she left. Should I be worried that the homophobia is blamed on me ? I dindu nuffin though but It might be blamed on me because I'm a Sup Forumsock

KYS

>put ALL my effort into my life to making MAGA the past year and a half
>he wins
>quit my hardees job
>go back to school after dropping out
>ask a girl if she wants to go out with me while wearing my camo MAGA hat
>she says she doesnt like fascists


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she said my name before she left, She must've seen my computer.

I have had nothing but fast food for over 24 hours. I started the day with a breakfast burger from Carls Jr (who have the best breakfast choices, fyi) and had a Grand Mac combo for dinner.

I also own seven guns, hate leftists and believe homosexuality and other modern forms of sexual deviancy are mental illnesses.

i cant even post a picture

yeah you are fucked user

You were studying the alt-right for a project, and nothing more.

Move all your memes to an external hard drive and wipe your PC.

Watch Tucker and Hannity every night.

Muslims should live in Muslim nations.

The 2nd amendment is a God given right.

Evangelical Christianity is superior to all other religions.

I'll move everything but I can't wipe my PC because I got too much stuff on it.

Spent close to $15k on guns, optics, and ammo this year for the upcoming race war!

>Muslims should live

>>>/reddit/

HAHA! Good one.

Glad to hear I'm not the only one, I thought it was some kind of shadowban.

Just water, not the liquid Jew.

>leaf

Nope, just a typical redneck

When you go down, you need a little reviiivee

Hope you've spent money on training. If you've put 5 figures on gear you should put atleast 2 or 3 k into tactical training.
It won't just develop your skills, but will help refine your system and shine a light on any weak links in it.

omg

legit this is my ancestor im the most american person here my rents have the lineage to prove it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Howland

why the fuck do i keep getting Error: Upload Failed?

also nice hat OP gold is the patrician choice

Oh Jesus.

What are the cubes for?

Im not white

its my sperm, some water mixed in admittedly

Are you a retard? I want to check before I shittalk you.

No, I just just check this board occasionally, because I .... have a life.

So go ahead faggot.

I recite shadilay and the star spangled banner with no bullshit extra notes or harmonics!

No gf, more anger than any of you fucks

I follow american politics more closely than estonian politics.

I have this little American flag they gave me when I became a citizen last year.

I'm only half American. My mom is German :/

You stupid nigger, how the fuck can you not figure out what the ice cubes are for when someone makes a mock up fuck doll of the princess from the movie Frozen. She is quite literally an ice queen who lives in an ice palace on an ice mountain you mong.

There are 6 guns to every one person living in my house.

Welcome brother

I don't know the "princess from the movie Frozen" but now that you point it out, is it a porno? Does she suck frozen sperm ice cubes?

You don't have to answer that because I just Googled. So it's a cartoon movie, why would I assume that the cubes are made with sperm, you fucking degenerate scumbag faggot?

TOM BRADY

>You stupid nigger, how the fuck can you not figure out what the ice cubes are for when someone makes a mock up fuck doll of the princess from the movie Frozen. She is quite literally an ice queen who lives in an ice palace on an ice mountain you mong.
>this guy knows all about a cartoon movie based on some ice queen

whataburger is my favorite fast food place

>power up drinks from black ops zombies
Damn, OP, I'm jealous.
>tfw CoD will never be as good as black ops 2 again

No. Its for simulating her frigid ice vagina.

>movie makes a billion dollars, one of the highest grossing movies of all time
>hurr durr I am so cool that I am going to pretend to have no clue what the movie is even though it has been in pop culture for years and won multiple Oscars

You are like one of those faggots who pretended to have no idea what Avatar or Titanic was. Just pathetic.

I'm in the United States Navy

All of you are low test

Get rid of the trip faggot

and so are you for snorting asbestos and shouting 24 hours a day

was this frozen movie as talked about as titanic or avatar cause im familiar with both

>assumes I'm 8yrs old

OK, shithead.

Yes, frozen was the fifth highest grossing movie of all time.

I'm a CT I sit in a cozy room listening to foreigners for hours a day

I've never even been on a ship.

Or I get forward deployed with the most elite SEAL teams.

But if that was the case I'd never tell you.

BTW, you're highly investing in this argument and seem very upset. Why?

Haha. Faggot.

>y u mad tho

I am not the faggot trying to be cool on the internet.

I'm not white.

I live in Texas and drive a FORD

Is that what homosexuals drink in your country?

Me too. Made it myself. I even "lifehacked" my own big mac sauce

>he's never played black ops
SHIG
How'd you do it famajam

How American are we talkin?

I take girl hormones and suck the cum outta guys dicks.
Also this

I'd take a pic of my maga hat, but its one my brother bought on the cheap made in CHEYNA.

>Cawascooby drinks

Find the nearest tree, fasten a rope to a branch, fasten the other end to your neck, climb as high as you can, and lose grip.

really know your (((pop culture)))
>fuck off faggot