In all honestly Sup Forums, how long do you think you would last on a road trip with this man?

In all honestly Sup Forums, how long do you think you would last on a road trip with this man?

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wat happened earlier today that froze pol?
wat was posted?
proofs?

Until we defeated the globalists.

Globalists

I would pick Alex Jones out of any celeb to go on a road trip. Dude is /bro/ tier and would pretty interesting to listen to.

That vid on infowars the other day was the funniest shit I've seen in ages.

"Go ahead"....

Honestly, it would probably be interesting for about 30 minutes maybe an hour, but then his ideas would just be so far out there id want to jump out of the moving car.

Until 1776 commences again

Why would it be an issue for someone who's not a fucking newfag to Sup Forums?

Politics aside, who would be worse, him or Ricky Gervais.

>KILL YOURSELVES YOU FUCKING GLOBALISTS
>go ahead

>"We should lower taxe-"
>you jump out and kill yourself
>world keeps turning

Upon arrival at Bohemian Grove, we would just say we're here for the satanist rituals.

I'm the human sacrifice. You know, being a slav and all...

Gervais by far.

More like:

> YOUR LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT IS THE ENEMY!
>THEYRE TRYING TO EXTERMINATE YOU!
>I'm white

jumps out of car.

>guy who drinks beer and eats steak and loosens up and has fun
>obnoxious pretentious insufferable faggot with unwarranted smugness
tough choice

"Go ahead..."
O.2 seconds later
"GLOBALIST ASSHOLES...."

...

>They still have some power and it's the power of those who believe in that power because that's powerful

Wtf am I watching?

RIP GLOBALISTS

I would take the wheel, toss him the apple juice and let him rant free.

Funny because he says most of the police are our allies on Trump's side.

>"We need to lower regulations to help small busines-"
>you jump out and kill yourself

Talking to this dude on a road trip would be endlessly interesting.
No homo

let him hit a dab or two then just crazy monologue for a couple hours

LOL yeah I though that was piss funny too

Hahahahahaha

Gotta feel sorry for that poor cunt though...and the other grey bearded guy called Knight when Alex lost it in the studio bashing his fist on the desk..

Great entertainment

probably about as short as when i ejaculate during intercourse

IT would be one of the greatest roadtrips to ever happen in human history.

We would livestream it for 174 hours straight no sleep no breaks.

The Ride Never Ends

less than a day

For fucking ever! Until we smash every last globalist!

Its been a couple of years since ive followed him, but the last time i did that was his narrative. It was around the huge BLM stirr a year or two ago.

I would be down for it because he would definitely have some fire blow.

Forever and ever

and ever

ever

I would love to spend a day with based alex jones more than anything

Interdimentional chield molesters!

i think he'd be a total bro off cam

IBM ran the nazis

It's shtick. He acts the way he does because he knows young people are gullible and often desperate to be edgy. He's the alt right's used car salesman.

That feels when your boss just drank a months supply of caveman

I don't think I would last long. I love the guy and what he does, but I don't think I would last that long with him one-on-one.

...

Indefinitely.

Alex Jones is CIA I have the documents right here ladies and gentlemen. A former Marine sniper all of a sudden starts a podcast and he expects me not to be suspicious. It's time to wake up america.

Until I ran out of drugs.
I'd have the "fear and loathing in Vegas" kind of trip. Feeding him xanax after a week long coke binge. Probably wrote a book about it. Quit drugs, become a Buddhist monk in Aspen and travel the country guest lecturing about "finding your third eye" or some new age pseudo science.

I'd redpill the shit out of him.

Interdimensional child-molesting globalists who rule the world*

Bill Hicks would be a riot on a road trip, tf are you talking about ??

Yeah that's how he started
youtu.be/mRsRtbX0uj0

alex is based

No one in here doesn't think he might be a smidge on the crazy side.

Realistically, a really long time. Imagine the shit you could talk about, even if you don't agree with him. Conversations could go on for hours on just one subject that leads to another, to another, to another. Within 12 hours, you've solved the world's problems and ascended.

As long as he could stand me

b-buy my water filters guys

crazy like a fox maybe

...

>Why haven't you bought a water filter yet? Don't you know the reptillians are poisoning you with fluoride?
I'll pass

A friend and I talk like this whenever we meet. Afterwards I'm not even tired, just more motivated.

Link to video?

link to vid?

It'd be fun. I could learn something and he seems like a chill guy.

Until the cocaine runs out and he attempts to eat me

Are you a little slow?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=G9E6dvkYr_Y

Same with my dad. He worked a lot, but whenever we went on long roadtrips, we would talk damn near the entire time about fucking everything, for like 7 hours straight.

Untill I redpill him on Jews.

youtube.com/watch?v=bzKQM9b8GXU

holy shit lel

I listen to his show sometimes for entertainment so I think it'd be an entertaining ride

i don't know but i would learn everything there is to know about water filters

When he puts the music on

MY SIDES

poor woman is falling for the bullshit
i bet she bought a lot of waterfilters and super male vitality for her husband

lol'd

...

Pretty cool. It's quite a unique experience, sadly, as most of my friends are too much self-interested.

>last

umm.. forever?

i cant stand even watching a few minutes of his show, id literally kill myself if i had to go on a road trip with him

t. globalist

Tell me about the frogs Alex

I'm with you, proxy.

Have you applied for citizenship yet? God I hate the H1B program.

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THEY'RE TURNING THEM GAY

I HATE THESE PEOPLE.

this

i think he is fucking crazy and a sensationalist fuck, but would ride off the edge of a cliff with that man.

I tried to warn them

WITNESS ME

I would last all the way,

FUCK YOU ZUCKERBERG

I give it 30 mins before I'm sucking his knob

I could last forever. Whether his predictions are true or absolute bonkers, he is truly an inspirational character.

>Alex leaning over snarling and screaming at the camera
>truck starts passing him in the next lane
>he calms down and goes back to driving
jesus fuck I love this guy

t. mindless jellyfish with a handlebar mustache

witnessed

i give myself 30 seconds

About 30 miles

Anyone need a basic gestalt on Alex?

>Born to known CIA shills in Texas.
>Breaks free of the conditioning at young age.
>School teachers discover he has the power to read the documents at an incredible speed, managing 20k words in just under 15 minutes.
>Becomes WWE champion at age 12 and refuses title to redpill the world using the power of laughter,
>Becomes famous comedian, Bill Hicks.
>Performs edgy comedy for a few years but the redpill is too powerful for his frail body and he dies in 1994.
>He returns after 3 days in a new form, stronger, fitter and with purpose and drive.
>BOG tells him to warn everyone about 9/11
>weshouldoflistened.jpeg
>Heartbroken, he finds it within himself to continue his mission to save the world, creating a waterfilter that will save humankind.
>Waterfilter has purification abilities that could clean the worlds oceans if he manages to create a big enough device.

the entire fucking road trip

I can't stand Gervais in his own shows where he writes his own script, let alone actually talk to the guy.

OP UPDATE

You're now on a road trip with Jones and pic related?

Where are you going, how does it unfold?

Alex Jones reminds me alot of my dad, a bit more yelly but the type of guy I can get along with.

>I wish Alex Jones was my dad, things would be different around here.

depends on if he was in character or not.

I wanted him to be my dad =( Or at least my uncle