US Civil War starts, what do?

US Civil War starts, what do?

have guns, win

Laugh at you dumbasses

Watch from the sidelines, attack once their war is over.

Smh, we really should have done that.

you're not the boss of us anymore dad

Grab my gun and help my comrades

become cannon fodder

>grab sabre
>grab horse
>go innacavalry

Join the glorious Georgia militia and burn down Atlanta with everyone in it, this time on our own accord

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Since i'm Hessian, i wait for both sides to beg me to be their mercenary

You would have Britain invade AFTER America is united again, had an arms race and has millions mobilized, armed and ready for war. Brilliant.

Tbh we should have allied with the CSA. They had every right to succeed from the Union. We could have gained Washington State and Maine and keep the US in check.

Make sure the south loses faster and Lincoln's assassination is thwarted. Then I sit back and read in the news about all the Africans going back to Africa thanks to our great President.

Also warn Lincoln about Jews and point out that the Confederacy secretary of war was a Kike.

>Will never be able to experience the white south of the early 1800s.
I shoulda been a plantation owners son.:(

I think CSA and Britain could have best best allies. Crushing the Yankee together forever.

Your countries fucked btfo.

Fuck the uk. They fucked is over and were riddled with niggers.

you should have been one of the slaves

the South would definitely win this time around, we got all the guns, food, and manpower

t. floridian

Impossible I'm not a shitskin like you. Or possibly you're some white bleeding heart pussy.

Nobody wants mercenaries from the losing side.

>Buy niggers
>Don't get rid of them
>"REEEE why we have niggers"

I''ll tell you what WE'RE gonna do...#BuildThatWall, eh!

Un-pin mags then grab gun.

Get my guns and report in.

It's a widely accepted fact that the Confederate and Union armies were by far the most deadly in the world at the time, just one side would have dunked on you really hard as usual.

Is probably take my dads sail boat and sail to a Carribean island. (Live on Florida east coast, in Italy ATM though). I'm not interested in getting involved in some civil war.

Invest in morphine.

can we change it to pecan pie

Im in st louis so i will probably be torn to shreds if i dont make it to the country fast enough

hide in my bunker with my digits

Join the winning side (not the South)

Flyover country or New York and California?

Fuck off nigger lover.

Seems like king and country is getting its karma back too eh?

kill niggers

attack with what exactly?

Volunteer to help my burger-bros break free from cuckery once and for all.

>get a van with no LP
>get a few friends
>get AR and AKs with Drum mags
>drive to the nearest Anti-fa/liberal riot
>open van side doors and mag dump the commies while driving around in donuts
>drive away
>rinse and repeat

You should really worry more about yourself Gercuck.

>>drive away
>eating Publix chicken tendies
>>rinse and repeat

Added a step for you.

>eating Publix
How did you know I was a Floridafag?

>How did you know I was a Floridafag

Didn't, lucky guess. But if one is not eating tasty Publix chicken tenders they are doing it wrong.

my man