Why aren't you a billionaire president, Sup Forums? It's so easy. What's your excuse?

Why aren't you a billionaire president, Sup Forums? It's so easy. What's your excuse?

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Same reason as yours dumbass.

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>"Yeah dude I could totally do what he does he's a moron."

That fucking most likely NEET scum. Like him or not Tump became president against ALL FUCKING ODDS. If he could so easily become a billionaire than president why the fuck would he be shilling on leddit? It's like he sucks irony out of the MSM's dick and calls it virtue.

>if I had a small loan of a million dollars, I could be as rich as drumpf
>loaned 60k in student loans and works minimum wage

Trump is not articulate but that doesn't mean he is a moron... Plebbit users are way too arrogant.

Overconsumption of horse porn?

Do these people not understand that Trump is purposefully inarticulate in order to facilitate wider communication with the American people? If you look at any of his hearings with any governmental or business boards he is as articulate as they come. It's a rhetorical strategy.

Dude's probably got under a hundred bucks in his checking account and works 25 hours a week for less than ten bucks an hour.

I've asked him if he keeps a budget and what the return on his portfolio is. He's avoided both questions for some reason.

>the man reads at a 7th grade level

How can anyone be so stupid as to not realise Trump deliberately talks that way so that he can be clearly understood by as many people as possible?

You don't write Shakespeare for the common working man.

this

libshits call it "code-switching"
Trump speaks to the people the way the people speak.
This creates a HUGE bond of trust between him and his supporters, because the way we inflect our language is a strong signifier of tribal loyalties.

myopic libs who have never left their cityhives can't see this because their biases code Trump's manner of speech as "stupid," and so dismiss it out of hand; whereas republican voters hear the typical liberal voice as "gay," and so dismiss it out of hand.

It follows the same principle that car dealerships follow in majority black areas. The businesses hire black reps who know how to speak the local black gutter slang, because the black customers will tend to ACTIVELY DISTRUST people who "talk white"

>You don't write Shakespeare for the common working man
this is the kind of statement designed to give students of history an aneurysm

Yes you fucking do you pleb, Shakespeare's plays were written with the deliberate intention of being performed in front off and understood by medieval peasants

>loaned 60k
>turned it into a liberal arts degree, a Starbucks job, and 80k in debt at 8%

aneurysm achieved

>You don't write Shakespeare for the common working man.

Actually...

>'I know nothing at all about Shakespeare's plays'

>Trump speaks to the people the way the people speak.
>black gutter slang
why the double standard? admit it, trumps voter base are retarded hicks

>Sup Forums is full of nerds
Sad!

I don't see how that poster was really attacking those car dealerships for doing that, what double standards were they guilty of?

Historically, retarded hicks tend to do pretty well against your nation.

why do you blur out the names? what if i want to create a reddit account and call him a nigger once a week ?

that's one way they self-describe their slang. Gutter. Gully.
Are you so hateful that you automatically assumed I was making a racist caricature?
>trumps voter base are retarded hicks
lol question answered

there is a difference between using regional slang and affectations and trumps ploy. All politicians do it, but trump does something else.

He speaks in entirely monosyllabic words, and repeats himself like he is slightly disabled.

Its painful to listen to and just simply bad oration. I have no doubt that trump is much smarter than he sounds, but you cant blame people for thinking otherwise. I also doubt he does it intentionally anymore. He has been a sales person his entire life. I dont think he can turn it off. of course he can speak intelligently when needed, but his default is street huckster from new York.

If I had 400,000,000 I could go down to a casino and make 3 bets. Flip 3 coins. I could be richer than trump (until tax time). Hell If i had 1 million I could leverage that for even more. Not saying what trump did was easy, but the return on capital is insane. making a billion from a million is alot less impressive than taking a thousand to a million.

Plot twist: OP is Trump

That is an absolutely retarded analogy and a worse understanding of finance. Statistically speaking, most people can't and don't turn millions into billions.

>He speaks in entirely monosyllabic words
ridiculous, obviously false. Was this supposed to be funny?
>repeats himself
"repetition is the mother of studies"
-Ancient Roman proverb
Repetition is THE rhetorical strategy. Especially in public speaking, where people are tuning in and out of the speech and getting half-statements, repetition - building redundancy into your rhetoric- is the most important strategy out there

he's too busy actually communicating to bother sounding fancy for no other reason than to make you feel smart, faggot.

Whenever people say something like this they're always underemployed and never attempted to be great at anything. You have to get out there and bang to have a shot at being successful.

Trump didn't just inherit money, he also inherited contacts, a known name in his line of work and advice from his father.

I don't understand how people are so deluded they think all you need to succeed is money.

If you don't have connections you're not gonna get anywhere.

As much as I might agree with you you can't ignore the context, all politicians speeches are fucking terrible. Did you even listen to one of Hillary's speeches? I'm amazed they could fit so little substance into so much time, no wonder she avoided giving them like the plague.

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Statistically much less people turn thousands into millions.

Not sure whats wrong with my analogy.

I am well aware that its a great way to reach people with an iq and attention span that are inline with a golden retriever. I know that technique works very well in sales specifically.

But if you are paying attention to his words its simply annoying. This is made worse by the fact that trump seems capable of remaining "accessible" in his speech without sounding 100% retarded. His state of the union is a great example of that. He just chooses not to.

I was being a little hyperbolic about the monosyllable words, but they do make up the vast majority of his speech especially on tv interviews.

No joke selling Central Park real estate is about the easiest thing anyone could do. I work for a New York real estate firm with a major focus on midtown commercial development and can tell you the only barrier to making money selling real estate overlooking central park (among the most desired apartments in the world) is the high cost of entry, which Trump had covered.

See he can keep his distinctive style without sounding brain dead. He chooses not too which makes it more egregious.

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Most people would piss that money away instead of investing it in real estate. If you really work for a real estate company, you know I'm right.

this is the quintessential redditor. no, it's not more impressive that someone turn a thousand into a million because if it were, they'd have zero trouble turning that around into a billion. even still, you're the only one who brought up anyone turning a thousand into a million because you can't address arguments without altering the parameters to make your feelings seem more reasonable.

I didn't get a small loan from my father...

Because this isn't Reddit and the retards here manage to be less retarded than the ones at Reddit.

Statistically most people with small loans of a million dollars don't make a billion dollars. More commonly, they spend it.

I usually change the dollars for hammers. If you had a loan of a million hammers, could you make it a billion hammers? Stumps em every time.

First I need the money, then I need the shills to campaign me, but I'm a horrible businessman, I'm more productive as a right hand.
How would I love to make my country great again though.

>because if it were, they'd have zero trouble turning that around into a billion
Why doesn't trump have quintillion yet? Oh wait because that makes literally zero sense. It took trump decades to amass what he has today. Similar time constraints would apply to anyone. So I am sure all the new thousand to millionaires are working towards billionaire status. Just give them another lifetime OR BETTER YET A SON.

>even still, you're the only one who brought up anyone turning a thousand into a million because you can't address arguments without altering the parameters to make your feelings seem more reasonable.

My feelings have nothing to do with it. I am just doing PIC RELATED. Is there some kind of logical fallacy in my comparison?

Its a straight 1000x times increase in both cases.

That is exactly the kind of thinking I always expected of you, Canada.

he's not wrong, the common man of today cant understand shakespere

Thanks.

This has got to be trolling. The common man would have an even harder time understanding a street conversation from that time period between to common men.

> I could go down to a casino and make 3 bets.

This is the reason you're not a millionaire, rather probably homeless

>I know you're right but it's still annoying
yeah, this is because you have had the liberal language program indoctrinated into you.
If you didn't, you wouldn't be offended by his "redneck" speech.

Guy wanted to win an election, what's wrong with that? It's not like he rigged his own partie's primary or tried to convince the electors to betray the people who voted for them so he could become president despite losing the election or anything.

Also you'll notice the last two presidents did it too, they all deliberately try to sound stupider in the way they talk even Obama.

>winning a lot of money from gambling is same as winning from business
>analogy argument
is this what college teaches you nowadays?

for those who dont get it, direct comparison != analogy.

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His speech isnt redneck. Its a new York accent lol. And you being 100% correct that he is employing a rhetorical strategy does not make the strategy or his specific implementation successful.

>Also you'll notice the last two presidents did it too
A wonderful appeal to hypocrisy, but If you need to compare trump to the she-devil herself to score points you might want to reconsider your position.

>they all deliberately try to sound stupider in the way they talk even Obama
I dont disagree. But they still mange to sound intelligent and articulate while doing so. The key difference is they structure their speech so that it is simple enough to reach 90% of the population while still being eloquent.

Trump just dives down to the bottom 60% leaving everyone else for dead.

my analogy was the 1k to 1 mil bit not the betting. The betting was a cute way to show that simply turning one large sum of money into an even larger sum of money can be done without intellectual prowess or effort.

Though I think you should have read the post I was responding too before replying.

>Do these people not understand that Trump is purposefully inarticulate in order to facilitate wider communication with the American people?

What the fuck LMAO will you just admit you'll excuse away any of Trump's stupidity, this man narrowly won by a few thousand votes in a few states because of white people chimping out. He's not the genius you think he is, you fat NEET.

Well I'm convinced.

>Make a billion dollars
>Win presidency despite every mainstream source of information slandering you and an opponent that rigs her way to success
>dumb

good meme

>And you being 100% correct that he is employing a rhetorical strategy does not make the strategy or his specific implementation successful
His winning the presidency is strong evidence for the success of his rhetorical strategy

Just because his rhetoric hasn't captured you doesn't mean it's unsuccessful. That's myopic sophistry.

>durr let's ban Muslims
>wins

If this is the kind of discourse that leads you to victory then maybe you just live in a retarded country, has nothing to do with intelligence.

The true master makes it look easy

>Trump's speech makes him sound dumb but Obama's "COME ON, MAN" is hip, cool

>Trump wants to ban Muslims

Good meme.

>I'll make millions from gambling!
Yep, you and the other 50 million people in this country that gamble relentlessly.

who's banning muslims?

the more they underestimate him the more powerful he becomes

at this rate he will be emperor of the planet by middle of this year

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>I could totally take down both the Bush and Clinton political dynasties while the entire international media shilled against me and both the Democrat and Republican parties were fighting to stop me and end up becoming president regardless of taking on the entire fucking world.

Holy shit, Redditors are more impressive than I thought. Maybe it's not such a faggy place after all.

I think a wet dog could have beat Hillary Clinton. If trumps rhetoric was effective he wouldn't be constantly skewered for every fresh sentence he utters.

Everytime obama fucked up rhetorically we got to hear about it. The "okie doke" and "uh uh uh" thing were ripe for ridicule.

Similarly W bush was massacred for his terrible cowboy phrases that probably went great in texas.

But overall they were considered competent speakers. In contrast every time trump speaks its painfully difficult to nail down exactly what he means. He has caused himself much more trouble than necessary by speaking so poorly.

So if by following his logic all you need is money thrown at you why aren't all welfare recipients successful real estate moguls?

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>wouldn't be constantly skewered for every fresh sentence he utters.
He's not- except for by party-line lefties. They and the useful idiots who follow their media are the ones pushing this "lol drumpf so dumb" meme.

>W bush was massacred for his terrible cowboy phrases
yes
>But overall they were considered competent speakers
No.
I was in the liberal bubble wholesale for Dubya's presidency. He was outright ridiculed in the same manner Trump is currently being slandered, except Trump is getting it worse because he represents a greater threat to the Democratic party.

Simply enough, slandering the intelligence of the opposition (and race and class baiting) is the bread and butter of Democratic rhetoric.

The fact that he played Hillary and all her supporters just by openly pandering to these few thousend proves that he's either a genius or that Hillary supporters are retarded.

heh

i read your entire argument and i can confirm youre a fucking retard

to add to this, you couldnt beat hillary clinton because a wet blanket is smarter than you

>DRUMPF is so dumb lol he will never win!
>trump wins
>DRUMPF is so dumb, he only won because the people are dumb, too!

sore losers are funny

>me
>high school education
>poor parents
>worked hard
>retired at 45
>now spend my days fucking off, riding motorcycles and hobby farming.

>>if I had a small loan of a million dollars, I could be as rich as drumpf

Kind of like how Brianna Wu is one of the wealthiest game developers of all time right now.

It's EASY when your parents are rich! :^)

Common story desu. A lot of the people who have high incomes out of college or post grad just end up consuming most of it.

How can you be good at scamming people yet retarded?

Scamming people especially on the level he does it requires very strong abstract, critical thinking skills.

All of the "dumb" communication he performs is so the average working american can understand very clearly what he is talking about.

Why wouldn't you want him to properly represent and communicate his constituents?

His dead never even bailed him out, this guy is talking straight out of his ass.