IT BEGINS RIGHT NOW!
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>LIVE STREAM
not gonna be aliens
Fuck NASA. They're gatekeepers
First for cute NASA chink!
gook gril here
Is it happening?
xth for CUTIE ANNOUNCER
YO WHERE DA KANGZ AT
holy fuck I can't believe it. IT'S NIBIRU
IT'S NIBIRU
IT'S NIBIRU
Tweet #askNasa with questions
5 MONTHS
ALSO MAN UTD ARE PLAYING FOOTBALL RIGHT NOW!
Theory of Space Magic?
FIVE........ months.
L O N D O N
I hope we get ayy lmaos or I'll be upset.
Take your bets:
Ayys
Something with the arctic
Explanation on why radiation levels are on the rise in Europe
Something found in the ocean
They've worked out what the hell The Black Knight satellite actually is
>NASA trying to sell me shit
Get off my property.
>these ppl
I'm out
>nasa
kek, might as well ask the demiurge what he thinks directly, cut out the middle man.
7 Earth sized planets 40 light years away. 3 of them are in the habitable zone where water can cool on the surface
tada. that's it
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>40 light years.
into the trash it goes
40 light years away
haha
AUSSIEBRO NAILED IT
So basically:
There are 7 Earth Sized planets 40 lights years away, 3 of them in the habitable zone.
>LITERALLY SPACE ROCKS ON THE OTHER SIZE OF THE UNIVERSE
ITS FUCKING NOTHING AGAIN.
The more I observe NASA, the more I'm convinced we live in a goddamn dome and outer space is fuckin fake.
How many ly he said, 40 or 14?
it's happening
Ready to be conditioned. There's nothing like the "scientific community" when it comes to misinformation.
>30 earth-like planets. 40 light-years away.
So it really was fucking nothing?
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>3 earth sized planets in habitable zone of star just 40 light years away
pretty neat desu
>7 Earth sized planets 40 light years away. 3 of them are in the habitable zone where water can cool on the surface
>7 Earth sized planets 40 light years away. 3 of them are in the habitable zone where water can cool on the surface
>7 Earth sized planets 40 light years away. 3 of them are in the habitable zone where water can cool on the surface
"i am excited to announced a meteor is inbound, we all gonna die, thank you"
3 habitable planets in the goldilocks zone. Preddy cool nigs aliens incoming.
>implying nasa gives a fuck about the black knight
another boring gassy exoplanet a gazillion miles out
INTO THE TRAASH
wow literally nothing!
Every fucking time with this shit. This isn't exciting no one cares anymore
Aliums?
it's time to defund. President Trump needs to dismantle these tax-wasting fuckos
oh shit, XENOS
AYY LMAOS confirmed
holy shit
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
AGAIN
does it really matter? both are equally useless to us. it's 40 though
Man having neighbour earth-like planets that you could travel to would be awesome
>we found a sun that has planets around it
oh look its fucken nothing, yet again
STATEMENT: Nothing new, y'all. Haven't done shit in decades, but keep sending us money, thanks!
It's not a dome.
inb4 it's literally nothing
Germany has infiltrated NASA
it's fucking nothing
Agreed. They are a literal fucking psyop. It's all bullshit. I'm no fringe science conspiracy theorists, but the more you pay attention, the more you realize NASA is a giant CROCK OF SHIT
REMINDER THESE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE THAT UNIRONICALLY THINK THE EARTH IS ROUND
dont believe anything nasa says
how though? does it really matter that many planets were found in the same star system like that? it's not like life being on our planet meant our whole system is teaming with life
Are these people even American?
Its fucking nothing.
>7 planets
KEK
yeah if mercury is a goldilocks planet
they just do this for gibmedats.
Sup Forums IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
did they discover uranus?
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This isn't anything exciting. We found some planets that probably could have water but they're far far away. Really? Great. Something excitingly new eh?
Who the fuck cares they just wanna talk about their new telescope and how awesome their jobs are.
lolz MOLES!
> SPACE MOLES DETECTED SIR!!!
TRAPS CONFIRMED
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and then you get smug fuckos like Neil deGrasse Tyson who virtual signal against people who don't eat up narratives of boring ass science
I said "dome" in a sort of ironic sense. I didn't mean that literally. I do believe we have been lied to about the nature of earth and space.
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wtf
OK so what does this mean for Germany? No need to accept any more rapefugees? They can go there now?
of course not.
TRUMP WAS RIGHT
THE EXPLORATION OF SPACE
HAS OFFICIALLY
BEGUN
>TRAPPIST
>TRAP
What did they mean by this?
>yfw it turns out to be an *exact* replica of our solar system
spooky
>40 light years away
Only a 4000 years long trip
Exactly. How is that "exciting". We know that habitable planets exist. Can't reach it though. What is the point?
Is disclosure of signals from TRAPPIST-1 coming?
Oh shit Trappist 7 is a basketball wtf space basketballs.
I like how this Frenchman calls them "Abbitable Zones."
>Abbitable Zone
>tidally locked
ayy lmaos are kill
So when are we going to defund NASA?
Biggest bullshit ever.
learn to pronounce "th" ffs
I have never seen more racist organization than nasa. where are all those engineers and scientists from africa and middleeast. fucking white males everywhere.
WE NEED TO UNITE EARTH AND KILL THE XENOS!
>WE NEED TO UNITE EARTH AND KILL THE XENOS!
WE NEED TO UNITE EARTH AND KILL THE XENOS!
>WE NEED TO UNITE EARTH AND KILL THE XENOS!
well boys, looks like we've found our new solar system. claim your libertarian paradise now
Sweet! When we can travel 1/10th the speed of light, we'll get there in 400 years!
>7
PRAISE KEK
Wooooow, 7 more planets in middle of nowhere where no one can ever reach. I bet there are 100 more that we don't know about and it's equally interesting.
We really are the best news source around
I'm arriving at the conclusion modern science is large bullshit. We've been deceived. It's the same bullshit "Oh well I'm an Intellectual so you can't question it."
I hope I live to see the day where the truth is blown the fuck wide open and we tear down every bullshit institution controlling our world view. Fuck these cocksucking motherfuckers.
Now thats a rare one
they're inserting themselves into deep orbit now.
>there are more planets orbiting a star which is not OUR star
>give us more money
back to the ice chamber, wake me when we can reach lightspeed
it's cool but pointless
What did they find?
Some random bullshit?