NASA PUBLIC STATEMENT

IT BEGINS RIGHT NOW!
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herer we go

>LIVE STREAM

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not gonna be aliens

Fuck NASA. They're gatekeepers

First for cute NASA chink!

gook gril here

Is it happening?

xth for CUTIE ANNOUNCER

YO WHERE DA KANGZ AT

holy fuck I can't believe it. IT'S NIBIRU
IT'S NIBIRU
IT'S NIBIRU

Tweet #askNasa with questions

5 MONTHS

ALSO MAN UTD ARE PLAYING FOOTBALL RIGHT NOW!

Theory of Space Magic?

FIVE........ months.

L O N D O N

I hope we get ayy lmaos or I'll be upset.

Take your bets:
Ayys
Something with the arctic
Explanation on why radiation levels are on the rise in Europe
Something found in the ocean
They've worked out what the hell The Black Knight satellite actually is

>NASA trying to sell me shit
Get off my property.

>these ppl
I'm out

>nasa

kek, might as well ask the demiurge what he thinks directly, cut out the middle man.

7 Earth sized planets 40 light years away. 3 of them are in the habitable zone where water can cool on the surface

tada. that's it

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>40 light years.
into the trash it goes

40 light years away

haha

AUSSIEBRO NAILED IT

So basically:


There are 7 Earth Sized planets 40 lights years away, 3 of them in the habitable zone.

>LITERALLY SPACE ROCKS ON THE OTHER SIZE OF THE UNIVERSE

ITS FUCKING NOTHING AGAIN.

The more I observe NASA, the more I'm convinced we live in a goddamn dome and outer space is fuckin fake.

How many ly he said, 40 or 14?

it's happening

Ready to be conditioned. There's nothing like the "scientific community" when it comes to misinformation.

>30 earth-like planets. 40 light-years away.
So it really was fucking nothing?

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>3 earth sized planets in habitable zone of star just 40 light years away

pretty neat desu

>7 Earth sized planets 40 light years away. 3 of them are in the habitable zone where water can cool on the surface

>7 Earth sized planets 40 light years away. 3 of them are in the habitable zone where water can cool on the surface

>7 Earth sized planets 40 light years away. 3 of them are in the habitable zone where water can cool on the surface

"i am excited to announced a meteor is inbound, we all gonna die, thank you"

3 habitable planets in the goldilocks zone. Preddy cool nigs aliens incoming.

>implying nasa gives a fuck about the black knight

another boring gassy exoplanet a gazillion miles out

INTO THE TRAASH

wow literally nothing!

Every fucking time with this shit. This isn't exciting no one cares anymore

Aliums?

it's time to defund. President Trump needs to dismantle these tax-wasting fuckos

oh shit, XENOS
AYY LMAOS confirmed

holy shit

IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

AGAIN

does it really matter? both are equally useless to us. it's 40 though

Man having neighbour earth-like planets that you could travel to would be awesome

>we found a sun that has planets around it
oh look its fucken nothing, yet again

STATEMENT: Nothing new, y'all. Haven't done shit in decades, but keep sending us money, thanks!

It's not a dome.

inb4 it's literally nothing

Germany has infiltrated NASA

it's fucking nothing

Agreed. They are a literal fucking psyop. It's all bullshit. I'm no fringe science conspiracy theorists, but the more you pay attention, the more you realize NASA is a giant CROCK OF SHIT

REMINDER THESE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE THAT UNIRONICALLY THINK THE EARTH IS ROUND

dont believe anything nasa says

how though? does it really matter that many planets were found in the same star system like that? it's not like life being on our planet meant our whole system is teaming with life

Are these people even American?

Its fucking nothing.

>7 planets
KEK

yeah if mercury is a goldilocks planet

they just do this for gibmedats.

Sup Forums IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

did they discover uranus?

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This isn't anything exciting. We found some planets that probably could have water but they're far far away. Really? Great. Something excitingly new eh?

Who the fuck cares they just wanna talk about their new telescope and how awesome their jobs are.

lolz MOLES!

> SPACE MOLES DETECTED SIR!!!

TRAPS CONFIRMED

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and then you get smug fuckos like Neil deGrasse Tyson who virtual signal against people who don't eat up narratives of boring ass science

I said "dome" in a sort of ironic sense. I didn't mean that literally. I do believe we have been lied to about the nature of earth and space.

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wtf

OK so what does this mean for Germany? No need to accept any more rapefugees? They can go there now?

of course not.

TRUMP WAS RIGHT
THE EXPLORATION OF SPACE
HAS OFFICIALLY
BEGUN

>TRAPPIST
>TRAP

What did they mean by this?

>yfw it turns out to be an *exact* replica of our solar system

spooky

>40 light years away
Only a 4000 years long trip

Exactly. How is that "exciting". We know that habitable planets exist. Can't reach it though. What is the point?

Is disclosure of signals from TRAPPIST-1 coming?

Oh shit Trappist 7 is a basketball wtf space basketballs.

I like how this Frenchman calls them "Abbitable Zones."
>Abbitable Zone

>tidally locked
ayy lmaos are kill

So when are we going to defund NASA?

Biggest bullshit ever.

learn to pronounce "th" ffs

I have never seen more racist organization than nasa. where are all those engineers and scientists from africa and middleeast. fucking white males everywhere.

WE NEED TO UNITE EARTH AND KILL THE XENOS!
>WE NEED TO UNITE EARTH AND KILL THE XENOS!
WE NEED TO UNITE EARTH AND KILL THE XENOS!
>WE NEED TO UNITE EARTH AND KILL THE XENOS!

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well boys, looks like we've found our new solar system. claim your libertarian paradise now

Sweet! When we can travel 1/10th the speed of light, we'll get there in 400 years!

>7

PRAISE KEK

Wooooow, 7 more planets in middle of nowhere where no one can ever reach. I bet there are 100 more that we don't know about and it's equally interesting.

We really are the best news source around

I'm arriving at the conclusion modern science is large bullshit. We've been deceived. It's the same bullshit "Oh well I'm an Intellectual so you can't question it."

I hope I live to see the day where the truth is blown the fuck wide open and we tear down every bullshit institution controlling our world view. Fuck these cocksucking motherfuckers.

Now thats a rare one

they're inserting themselves into deep orbit now.

>there are more planets orbiting a star which is not OUR star
>give us more money

back to the ice chamber, wake me when we can reach lightspeed

it's cool but pointless

What did they find?

Some random bullshit?