This is Trump's America

Are you happy now Sup Forums?

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Guess I'll dust off this one.

I know Donald Trump. He lived in a richer area of New York at one point. I bumped into him in a sandwich shop. He was shooting the shit with the sandwich maker when I came up to give my order. I got a standard turkey on wheat with mayo and pepper jack. It was something very simple. All the while Donald was laughing to himself and pointing at me occasionally mumbling, "Is this guy serious?"

I wasn't sure why I guess he was displeased about me ordering or what I ordered. After I got my sandwich I sat down and ate while he just leaned back into the windowed meat display and watched me. When I got up to throw the trash away he stopped me and offered his hand. I was shy because I knew who he was but he introduced himself anyways. When I shook his hand the other hand came out of his pocket holding a tazer which he used on my neck. When I fell to the ground tense I soiled myself. He laughed, "This guy." And started kicking me in the face quoting The Apprentice over and over, "YOU'RE FIRED, YOU'RE FIRED."

I woke up in the hospital next to a vase of broccoli labeled, "From Don."

Now every year he shows up to my families Thanksgiving dinner, uninvited, unannounced, and just eats, laughs to himself, and then leaves. Last year he murdered my mother. I fear what hurricane Donald will bring this year..

literally yes

> not even having to pay deportation costs

Based Trump.

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not happy, but not sad either

in other words, I feel like usual

>self deported from life

Just imagine, the morgue got another customer. Donald is already creating jobs IN OTHER COUNTRIES.

How does Mexico's president react to this?

lmao

No there is a lot more to go. Infinite immigration is economic warfare against the middle and loser class. Enforce the fucking border enforce the fucking laws.

Hahahahaha! Die die die!

Best example yet

Thats Mexico's problem.

>Are you happy now Sup Forums?
yes

Sup Forums will be happy when monkeyposters cease to exist

That's Mexico's problem, not ours. And yes, I'm thrilled with Trump's America.

>fake news

I am not happy that he is dead, but i am happy that he is gone.

holy fuck yeah i'm happy

This is going even better than we planned, holy shit

>criminal dies because of incompetence
>somehow Trump's fault
>we have to feel guilty

First time a meme from another board seems appropriate.

>Mexican paratroopers

of course the lazy mexican took the quick way out of his situation

Only 29,999,999 to go.

KEK, won't have to worry about him coming back

I lol'd

FUCK HIS LIFE

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He didn't fly so good.

what did he mean by this?

We don't believe the (((media))), we don't believe you, and we don't believe you give a shit about anyone unless you can use them in an anti-trump propaganda piece.

Yes we are happy, we are pissing ourselves laughing and we hope you die a terrible painful death on the end of a rope.

have a nice day shill

I'm literally smiling right now.

even mexico didnt want him

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>Deporting them won't work because they'll just cross over the border aga-

love this pasta

kek

So how many 7 year old children did this guy have?

Kek

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Good

Yes, but not enough

>Are you happy now Sup Forums?
Extremely.

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yes i am.

Kek

Why'd he wait 30 minutes?

>Hue logic

Yes.

tnpbp

Siesta

The fuck are those bullet holes doing in him?

This gentlemen was most likely executed by his cartel employers for failing to make his run.

Don't do the crime if you aren't willing to deal with the consequences. Do you think illegal immigrants are tolerated in Mexico?

Top kek, god bless Trump

Only kinda related, but is /leftypol/ as big of moralfags as the MSM?

yes. this pleases me. it is good

Are they tolerated at all? Can I get rundown from a Mexican intellectual.

>mexican
>man

oxymoron

Mexico really needs to work on itself if Mexicans would rather kill themselves than live there.

But Mexico is a great place to live. They are always flying the flags here.

Top kek , this must become a facecuck "real legit storys", and i can confirm, i was the sandwich

Did hyou make this up?

i haven't seen this one yet
i love it

Fuck that faggot we need Ja rule on this topic.

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They could but they won't.

UNDER BUDGET

>i was the sandwich

YES!!!! THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY!!!!!

How high was alleged bridge?

SAD!

kek

Getting there. :)

They consider being forced to live amongst their own people a fate worse than death but they think we should just have to accept all of them moving in with us.

Bye-bye

:DDD

You're not?

of course I am. That's one less bean to count

It was referring to Steve Jobs
RMS is the founder of the Free Software Foundation

Reminds me of the "Like what you're doing? Huh huh huh? Electronic magnetic interference"

>people who aren't capable of living outside a welfare state
>enrichment

jesus fucking christ

should revise the second paragraph, add in that he tugged your arm back when shaking hands before tazing you

>Too much winning.

It works

9/11, needs to be a FB story.

when your country is such shit you would rather end it than go back

Draw that smirky smile of that fuckers face.

kek

Trips of truth

Ayyyyyyyyy SPLAT.

Kek wills Mexican jumping beans!

>OPEN HEMISPHERE

>people would rather die than live in Mexico
>make america mexico again
Hmmm, really makes your nogging go for a joggin

Mexico really is that shit, huh?

Wow. Is Mexico that bad? CNN says there's so many great people there!

Infetterence

You know he had links to a cartel.

>only deporting criminals
>probably arrested and lost tens or hundreds of pounds of drugs, worth more than his life

He killed himself rather than showing up beheaded on Rotten.com

>This is Trump's America
This didn't happen in America.

>Are you happy now Sup Forums?
There are still many more to go

nice

We deported a suicidal man, great.

hey, its cheaper than throwing them from choppers. ahead of schedule and underbudget