Petition to make Harry Potter /ourguy/

Petition to make Harry Potter /ourguy/

Point 1: leftists seem enamored with the HP universe. Rowling herself is a vocal leftist. The triggering would be ebin

Point 2: easily adaptable terminology. >Call all non-whites Muggles
>make the 4 houses into 4 ethnic groups within the white race

Point 3: the actor also starred in a neoNazi movie

Point 4: lightning imagery (pic related)

>inb4 not your personal army

This is for lulz and the Trumpire, faggots

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>that post
>that flag

Im on board because this is a great idea

This is great, because Umbridge is probably the most universally hated character in the entire series.

West europe
>gryffindor
Nordic europe
>ravenclaw
Mediterranean europe
>slytherin
Slavic/eastern europe
>hufflepuff

we truly are reddit now

fuck off

These guys have it right - keep it simple. Baddies/Slytherin = liberals

This would piss so many people off

let's go. that whore needs to BTFO bad.

Also use the HP logo for Hetero Pride

Bump for great idea

We need quotes about how important it is to separate muggles from wizards or something about that barrier Dumbledore created around hogwarts. Make it into easily sharable memes.

There's picture that compares HP and Trump somewhere.

Someone tweet it at Rowling

I like it. Dumbledore and his wall, supported by left behind mudbloods

Bump for new memes, have my Twitter accounts ready.

>Rowling’s politics didn’t create those of the Harry Potter fantasy – she is, remember, not an author but a fan. Instead, the books themselves distilled all the latent fascism out of the political mainstream, boiling the discourse into a heavy green slime, and she drank it all down in one gulp. People sometimes try to play a fun game in which they match the Hogwarts houses to political ideologies, usually ending up with a ranked list of what ideas they like and don’t like (Gryffindors are nice social liberals like me! Donald Trump is a Voldemort!). This is the wrong way of looking at it; any division into types must itself exemplify a particular type, so that the four together express a single Weltanschauung. Gryffindor are fascists according to fascist ideology itself, the ideal-ego of the fascist subject: a natural elite, strong, noble, honourable, yellow-haired, and respectful of difference, but only within strict limits. Slytherin is the same figure as she appears to the outside world, her negative aspects projected onto a despised other. Hufflepuff is the fascist’s ideal ordinary political subject, dull and stolid, but essentially good-hearted; Ravenclaw is the indeterminate other that resists assimilation into this conceptual matrix, the thing that constitutes the order through its exclusion, the figure that in the early twentieth century was identified with the body of the Jew.

samkriss.com/2016/09/13/jk-rowling-and-the-cauldron-of-discourse/

They aren't effective if you don't use them. Next time Rowling tweets, you tweet these back at her.

/bump

Hi Brock, thank you for crewing the record.