Why is your country the best country, Sup Forums?

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explain.

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Weave got the most diversity people, woman president Bennie's so I only have to get outta bed erry 2 weeks, NHS to bring all are new muslims in.
We got no guns so nobody eva dies, we the most smarter of all in urerp, an they ain't no unlicenced telly's, fuck all a y'all other continents u ain't shit.

*cums and shits in own pants* (underwear to you americans)

Lol what I on NIGGA u even ukish bro?

I'm going to put the burden of proof on any other country to prove that we aren't.

we still have a few white people. im talking real whites because slavs are khans which isn't white

92% white
Beautiful weather
Best bantz
Best immigration policies
Irrelevant enough that we're mostly left alone
Don't share borders with any other countries
Entire country is a giant island surrounded and all sides by ocean
Country with landmass almost equal to the US but population less than California
Lots of natural resources

No niggers.

It's not

Abos though

Everything.

Fair call but they're less than 3% of our population and the majority live in the NT.

We invented National Socialism, which is the leading ideology of Sup Forums

The world order revolves around he ideas if he American Revolution. Things like democracy, free speech, and national self-determination wouldn't be as commonplace as they are now.

cos we have kangaroos and abos

-Some of the best infrastructure

-Due to geographic location know everything about fighting rising waters, which helps us help other nations

-Generally regarded as a good balance of private and public sectors

-Interesting & influential history

-Constitution/Declaration of Independence that inspired/influenced a sizable part of the world

-Language that has a surprising amount of influence on a lot of cultures (English, Afrikaans, Russian, etc.)

-Pretty much any Dutch person can speak almost fluently English

>America

duh

it's not...

maple syrup

Australian women are pretty cute too DESU

They might be retroactively surprised to learn how much of that awesomeness was contingent on my ship being docked there.

What the fuck, how does that happen?

Those idiots were huffing paint thinner.

aerosol

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