Why does he wear the mask?

Why does he wear the mask?

To suppress his true power, leaf.

Because he is fat.

Nobody cared who he was until he put on the tinfoil hat

He's a big goy.

for (you)

If I pull that off will he die?

story?

It would be extremely painful.

Alex is a big guy

I am not here to answer your questions. You are here to answer mine.

to siphon his powers that would otherwise crash even the people around him

for you

The deep state is using secret death rays while he sleeps. The mask protects him.

CPAP

Sauce?

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He's's having his face suction-lengthened so people stop called him Bill Hicks

Sleep apnea because he's a fat fuck.

OP's post is alright but missing half the sentence. All the replies are either boring and not creative, not in order or just wrong.
This is embarrassing, you are small guys.

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I can't believe it

holy shit kek