Hey pol, what are the best ways to praise kek?

hey pol, what are the best ways to praise kek?

show him your digits

Dubs

Getting the right digits, kekerino

Go out and curb stomp a nog

report threads, in this moment, all of them basically, give the fucking mods a full inbox

Digits confirm...praise kek!

if my post is kek is a false god

Digits.

I tried using the random.org generator to talk to him, and it worked, but it irritated him. He prefers that we shitpost on here apparently.

By facilitating his chaotic energy in the form of repeating numerals.

>we can introduce kek to them

like this

they literally dont have computers or even know how to build fires

Lain is the Lord of the Wired, The Queen over all memes!

Acknowledge her. Love Lain.

Is my destiny to become what I think right now ?

...

oh shit

KEK

Oh jeez.

We are all connected.

Kek wills it

Speaking from the heart increases your odds of digits. Kek looks favorably upon the passionate.

don't pretend you don't already know

Our destiny is to worship the coming light after our time of darkness, because kek is the bringer of light after all...

>www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo
>praise Kek
>get digits

PRAISE KEK!

Fuck kek

with these digits

i mean with these

i am mistaken, for it is these digits i praise kek with

by checking this fucking post

fuck whites

Oh, so if I suddenly get repeating numbers that means something??

Confirmation bias to the extreme

You poor idolatry faggot

fuck

has god abandon me?

When nude, thrust your arms into the air spirit bomb style and bid Kek to take your energies. Also praise and give energy to any dieties Kek is using for his plans. Rain Chan, Ebola Chan, Erosion Chan, etc.

Well I can tell you one thing. Making up a story about being molested by a priest so you can claim an untouchable victim status is not the sort of thing he likes.

You can't force it man. Such is the nature of chaos.