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Can't hocus pocus the POTUS.
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Reminds me of that Mexican warlock.

meme magic counterattack when?

Kek protects the emperor of man.

Me too.

It will backfire and make them thrice as fat.

Their spell backfires on them, horribly.

Check 'em.

meme magic protects him, praise be to kek

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

STUPID WHORES, YOUR BITCHCRAFT DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE NOT EVER SINCE LORD KEK MANIFESTED.

That only works against monsters, not spells.

confirmed

Shadilay!

BITCHCRAFT BTFO

If repeating numerals kek will protect him and redirect the spell back at the dykes.

YOU HAVE MY DIGITS

Life is a meme.

>BREAKING: DEATH TOLL RISES TO 78 IN WAREHOUSE FIRE CAUSED BY WITCHCRAFT, MULTIPLE FIRE HAZARDS

Basic rule of witchcraft is that whatever you do comes back to you threefold. Bitches better prepare their anuses for a triple penetration ass fucking.

they don't already know he is already charmed. Someone repost the Trump curse on anyone that criticises him meets ill fortune.

>Casting a harmful spell on the U.S. President

Is...Is that treason...?

Praise Kek!

I'm a neo-pagan kekist druid. I believe in European adapted African tribalism. I will fucking meme them into oblivion.

>mortals thinking they can match the power of kek

I could be wrong, but I think god is on Trump's side.

That's some nonsense words but PRAISE KEK!

Witnessed.

Witnessed

He won the US presidency through sheer willpower. I'm pretty sure his Will check is spell protection enough.

Witches are such fags now

How come they failed to get Hillary elected? Praise Kek

God save their soul

With any kind of curse, it always come back to the curser 10 fold.

Mexican intellectuals

Did they forget about the wall?

>casts wall

God speed.

>yfw Sam and Dean track the witches down and kill them all

backfire
- the forces at work are bigger than planetary magic

your numbers (256) indicate 8 bit thinking on their part

but we dont use 8 bit computers anymore

Of course they are. Hillary is the head of the Grand Dame after all.

That is why a bunch of them are casting. Thrice whatever portion of the spell they contribute is far less than thrice the whole thing.

(At least I think that's the thought process. I doubt they actually have any true magic anyways)

That's really fucking awful templating, holy shit
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POST AND PRAY FEBRUARY 24TH


St. Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle.
Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the Devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray,
and do thou,
O Prince of the heavenly hosts,
by the power of God,
thrust into hell Satan,
and all the evil spirits,
who prowl about the world
seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.

checked

Eye of a newt, leg of toad...
the witches are bitches to be disposed.
Stance resolute, stars aglow,
their wishes dismissed -- in the trash it goes!
Meme magic lifts! Meme magic rose!
How tragic in bliss to never not know!

Can't stump the trump

This. I'm gonna do a rosary too.

MAGIC DOESNT EXIST

In response...

Enemy witches think to cast a spell on the Donald?
I will do my best to empower a counter spell. I am a Hermeticist, and among the occult community, Wicca is seen as the lower end of the magical spectrum (Made by a Jew), and I doubt it will do much. Still, any brothers wish to join me in this endeavor?

Lord God in the name of Jesus Christ refute their spells.

Amen

>wanting more fat american women to make the dating market skewed even more in favour of women
why does kek do this to us?

Jokes on you, satanic whores.

We have the undefeatable power of Jesus Christ

Checkmate hellbound demon worshipers.

Witches my ass. Most of them aren't even genuine or are fatasses that think they have magical power if they do ritual.

They don't have what we have, and they will fail because they don't have true unity

>implying they can hold a candle up to Keks meme magic
Please

PRAISE KEK

the rule of triple the damage to those who wish ill upon others via magical hexes. If they're wiccans.

lvl 5 strut of derailment will disrupt their focus

They're trying to curse him on my birthday. Not cool.

Kek willing, they accidentally burn themselves on their candles.

these cunts can't control chaos

BY THE POWERS VESTED IN KEK
BRING CHAOS TO THOSE WHO BRING US HARM
SHADILAY

>casting a spell on Trump
>not knowing they are simultaneously gonna be trying to cast a spell on Kek, god of chaos as well
This can only be good for Trump, Kek can finally start killing non believers.

Shadilay brother

>those digis

We have a powerful..whatever..on our side boys

Shadilay!

>Liberals are pro-science
>"Witches worldwide are planning to cast a spell on Donald Trump on February 24th."

kek won't allow it

Hillary had tv media, print media, Bill's name, Soros's money, the polls. All Trump had was the prayers of a nation.

So those witches can go fuck themselves

...

FREE ME! CAST THE SPELL

This is how we know trump was sent by God - the Devil is showing himself in his opposition.

Fight.

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Witnessed underrated digits.

I pray to kek that he blesses us with more meme magic to prevent there spells from happening, may he defend trump, and if willing, make there spells backfire.

Shadilay! Fuck 9gag

Thanks, Satan.

>Praying to an angel
You Papist

Kek rewards his faithful. Praise him!

...

I self-identify as your president. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of building walls and strict immigration policies. People used to say to me that my being your president is impossible and that I’m fucking crazy, but I don’t care. I’m now your president. I’m had my presidential inauguration on January 20th. From now on I want you guys to call me Mr. President and respect my right to sign executive orders and enforce immigration laws. If you can’t accept me you’re a presidentophobe and need to check your executive privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

getem kek

kek spoke. Shadillay

Shadilay!

Nigger magic cannot compete with MEME MAGIK

They will regret this... Kek willing.

Kek wills that the shills are kill

triple magical rebound damage.

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I know tarot and I will fuck a witch up.

Meet me in the park at sundown, bitches.

>implying the bible doesn't have direct backing of intercession all through it

...

It's 2/22. They picked the wrong date.

The whole ancient witchy magic is one big joke, mostly entertaining to lonely bitches with an interesting for new age bullshit and roleplaying.

Where as meme magic actually produces result, as it doesn't rely selely on wishful thinking but rather requires people's effort towards making good, powerful memes.

We have entered the age of Kek, these witches will be punished.

We use chaos magic to cast Reflect on Donald Trump, sending any spells cast on him to return to their sender

...

This will be great.

May my digits help ward off the evil

PRAISE KEK! SHADILAY! MEME MAGIC PROTECT POTUS!

...

someone contact our resident warlock! Man the pentagrams! implement our countermagic memetic maneuvers! on the double!

I hope trump is fine.

>the real reason they are suppressing the alien
>they want meme magic

Everyone say a prayer to Jesus on the same day to cancel this nonsense into oblivion.

It will fail, check my numbers

Kek shield activated