/ptg/ President Trump General - Late Night Alex Jones Sex Stories Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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donaldjtrump.com/
Trump Playlist
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APPEARANCES
>VP Pence buries some jews 2/22/17
youtu.be/w8YoEeKNhuc
>VP Pence @ Caterpillar 2/22/17
youtu.be/ELNITW_iTzo
youtu.be/5_YX_uot9Ng
>Pres Trump discusses budget 2/22/17
youtu.be/iN5jR4fMCrU
>EPA Pruitt speech 2/21/17
youtu.be/tM1kg6-2ruQ
>Pres Trump @ Black History Museum 2/21/17
youtu.be/69XborXYkao
>Gen McMaster picked for NSA 2/20/17
youtu.be/KxfRDfv9tM8
>VP Pence @Nato 2/20/17
youtu.be/Vok-u0kLopM
>Pres Trump Rally Melbourne FL 2/18/17
youtu.be/TkSajyh2_40
>VP Pence @ Munich Conf 2/18/17
youtu.be/dC4yEfEkNbg
PREV APPEARANCES
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
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FUN STUFF
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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GOATs

HEY, WHATCHA DOIN' THERE, SONGBIRD!
wsj.com/articles/mccain-makes-secret-trip-to-syria-in-midst-of-u-s-assessment-1487795458

>What Was the Question Edition

holy fuck the nose on this guy

when the fuck did McDonalds get so expensive?

I got 4 double cheeseburgers and a small fry and it was over 9 bucks
that shit used to be around 6 several years ago

>Most of us are dead already - Alex Jones, 2017

Does anybody want to continue this transgender bathroom debate? If so, reply.

>tfw Trump saved his mentors frog plushy.

This is the current power level of the DNC

>U.K.-based department store chain Primark has pulled an official Walking Dead t-shirt from its stores after the shirt was branded “racist” and “fantastically offensive” by a concerned customer.

>According to the Sheffield Star, customer Ian Lucraft was shopping in a Primark store with his wife when he spotted what he called the “fantastically offensive” t-shirt. Lucraft told the Star that the original “Eeny meeny miny moe” nursery rhyme often featured a racial epithet in place of the word “tiger.”

>“The graphic has a large American baseball bat, wrapped round with barbed wire, and covered with blood. This image relates directly to the practice of assaulting black people in America,” Lucraft said. “It is directly threatening of a racist assault, and if I were black and were faced by a wearer I would know just where I stood.”

Which DNC chair candidate will the Joe panel shill for?

"Heil Hitler!" - Alex Jones

...

Dear diary, today I wrote a poem about my feelings on drumpf:

>Escalator ride....
>Recent event...
>Deeply concerned...
>Feeling regret...

btw I wrote this poem while overlooking $1,000 worth of flaming maga gear...... as you can imagine this is a sad day for all of us.... oh well, time to clean tears off m my keyboard..... uh, peace.....

>Dana Bash upskirts sll night
>zero mentions
Being Dana Bashbis suffering.

breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2017/02/22/racist-walking-dead-t-shirt-pulled-uk-department-store/

>election system
>election system
>election system
dropped spaghetti

Sup, I'm

MEME. MAGIC. IS. REAL.

This is why we need Mike Pence as an active VP.

That's pretty heartwarming.

Ok Burgers I will make my question more specific:

If I live in Maryland and want an AR-15 can I just get one from West Virginia?

>Coulter states she wants a Trump/Miller ticket
>"What the fuck is that bitches problem"
>What does she have against Pence

It is standard procedure to mix up the VP ticket for every concurrent reelection of an incumbent. It spreads the power to two separate indivduals of equal power, and sets up plays for future elections after the incumbent. In other words it provides an extra opportunity to open up avenues of political power to two separate VPs.

It's not like they can run against an incumbent on a reelection year anyway. Might as well open up doors for two guys instead of one.

This is standard practice.

>4
You don't need more than 1 or 2. You tryin to be fat?

>give power back to the people

>not on education though

pics? link?

>yfw alex lowkey said HEIL HITLER 4 times

Alex Jones is a drunk.

Oh my god.

Non-cancer link to livestream for dem fags?

Omg they are still shilling the stronger together meme

Trannies should be euthanized, desu senpai. Cheaper than paying for their meds and surgical mutilation only for them to self-euthanize a few years later.

If I was a Democrat, I'd hope that Ronan won the position. The rest of them are just going to divide the party more and piss off independents.

Some riot or something happening in Anaheim......any streams? ?

Sessions has been really quiet too. I wonder what they're doing behind the scenes.

youtube.com/watch?v=utHp6jQKta4

Every commercial break, they go straight up her cooch.

He gave it a hat.

>I AM A FAILURE. MAKE ME DNC CHAIR.

I wonder what Trump must have thought when he saw the Pepe-Trump memes explode back in 2015...
And Hillary's response to the Sad Frog meme

Interesting thread. Makes me want to put a picture of Patrick Herny in my house.

I think using the restroom in the nurse's office would be fair, even though they may be labeled "weird" (they already are though). I can't imagine having to use the men's room if you dress/look like a woman in high school. High school must literally be hell for these people.

They're royally fucked! Just one moar state and we could make Constitutional Amendments all on our own.

Morning
>Trump tweets: One thing I will say about Rep. Keith Ellison, in his fight to lead the DNC, is that he was the one who predicted early that I would win!
>Over 200 inauguration day rioters will be charged with felony rioting
>New executive order on travel ban will likely come Friday or next week
>O'Keefe to release hundreds of hours of tapes from CNN off camera
>Mika: "Our job" is to "control exactly what people think"
>Pence goes to St. Louis
>Helps repair Jewish cemetery
>Trump meets with budget office
>Trump says healthcare will be submitted in early or mid March
>Miniature horse eating carrots from high chair sparks outrage
>"It's not funny !!! It's stupid and cruel" one comment on the video said
>Mexican foreign minister says Mexico will not accept new immigration proposals
Afternoon
>Spicer rally
>Education and Justice dept. are looking at transgender bathroom issue
>More executive orders being developed
>Dakota Access pipeline protestors leave camp
>Leave behind literally tons of trash that could potentially become an environmental disaster
>Officers offered free hotel room vouchers, free bus ticket to anywhere in US, and to pose for an arrest pic for the protestor’s social media
>Will take about 250 truck loads to clean protest area
>T Rex and Kelly head to Mexico City
Tonight
>Trump administration removes federal guidelines on transgender bathrooms
>Ann Coulter says she wants a Trump/Miller ticket in 2020

Actually I can't be too upset because he says none took the offer. I hope that that's accurate.

This antisemitic ellison guy seems like a man with a good head on his shoulders and recognozes the real problem.
Hee might be better than Trump next election

tillerson has gone to europe and told nato to pay up and he's in mexico now

Anyone wanna take a bet on when the servers shit out tonight?

This bump jaw nigger doesnt reprsent us South Carolinan's.

youtube.com/watch?v=utHp6jQKta4

Link?

Too bad I don't have the metabolism I did at 21

I have to work to stay at around 180 now (6'2")

>diversity is our greatest strength

Lmao ok

That would seal America's greatness for a hundred years!

Anyone notice the media has been pretty up this week?

Lot of events lots of goings on...

Will O'Keefe deliver tomorrow?

>WHO DO WE WANT?
>WHY DO WE WANT THEM?

This guy is BLM confirmed

>only chair to have ever been on food stamps
>This is an accomplishment to the Dems now

>All this spiritual talk with Alex Jones

I don't even think he's drunk or high or anything, he's just speaking from his heart, and I am loving it

>thiese posts
Jesus christ,Sup Forums has gone full leddit

Fucking kill yourselves you scum

>This image relates directly to the practice of assaulting black people in America,” Lucraft said. “It is directly threatening of a racist assault, and if I were black and were faced by a wearer I would know just where I stood.”
>if I were black

DNC is a shitshow.

Who the fuck is voting for the chair? Can anyone vote?

Thank you TNN. I hope you are archiving all of these somewhere. It will be good to look back on one day.

>Will O'Keefe deliver tomorrow?
probably not, the dude is all talk half the time

Next time there's a protest that involves transgenders we should just drive by and throw biology books into the crowd.

Keith actually realizes what's wrong, and wants to attract the working class again.

These people typically pay for their own meds like others with disorders. Does the government even pay for their surgery? I thought that was entirely on them.

>Fear was on the ballot and won

Yes but don't get caught with it and find a listing on armslist.com or make one yourself with an 80% lower

>I've Spike the vote

What did he mean by this?

>Will O'Keefe deliver tomorrow?

he rarely ever does

he needs to stop crying wolf so often

Most importantly, we learned he is fueled by our memes.

Hey guys, someone is leaking info on Shareblue

Apparently the Chinese are behind it and are pushing the "Russia hacked the election" meme so we don't realize the Chinese interfered with the election for Clinton.


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All I will note is that as a Virginian, I do know our current corrupt Governor has dirty Chinese connections

coincidentally, to tell them to pay up.

Seriously

Dems are just a huge hugbox

I don't think he even said anything about getting people off of food stamps

Tom Perez sounds like he's being strangled.

Ask Scott Foval or Bob Creamer.

>implying dems aren't the ones who put fear on the ballot

we can only hope

Fuck off. I care about people and want people to be happy/safe. This is the only way I differ than the majority of Sup Forums. Also, what are opinions/discussions?

i am
trumpnightlynews.wordpress.com/

Imagine if we lived in a timeline that had Calexit or Jefferson.

It's been 4 months since November 8th and the DNC still doesn't have a plan

What are they waiting for?

nah the debates are just to cement the public opinion (through media filter) behind the person picked by the DNC party members. Pretty sure they will go for Perez he is more cunning than ellison.

Debate's over lads

Who is gonna be the next chair in your opinion?

...

Democrats are DOA.

8 years of taking obamas cock did it to him

Thanks a lot

I realise it's illegal but I'm sure i'd find a way to smuggle it through, and I don't think the police gives much of a shit anyway

>UK

Literal Police State, Not Even Surprised

death

None of them had a plan for America, only 'how will I beat Trump.'

Bob Dole

ARCHIVE EVERYTHING

Perez

HILLARY NIGGER TAPES NEVER

LOL I KNEW RECOGNIZED THOSE FEET

what ethnicity is Buttigieg ??

Perez, Ellerson did not do a good enough job pretending to be a good goy