Worth $57.2 billion at last count

>Worth $57.2 billion at last count
>Youngest, wealthiest person in the history of ever (aside from some random child pharaoh emperor or something)

and yet...

>pic related

Why live?

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he thinks he can outjew the eternal chink

There is no way hes worth 50 billion

When will they ever learn?

He married her most likely for Chinese business connections. Also he has like peak autism, don't expect much of him when it comes to women.

delete your facebergg

stock market air money, not liquid cash

That is one frumpy looking chinawoman.

Maybe he likes her user?

>the eternal chink

Tell me more...

I heard the eternal chink was the exact opposite a jew. As in, the jew uses his cunning and intellect to accumulate his wares, while the eternal chink uses his extreme stupidity and ignorance to simply outbreed until extinction. Is this true?

Too much of an autistic beta to marry a real women, so being as rich as he is, buys a S tier mail order bride.

You vastly underestìˆmate facebook. Its literally google 2.0.

It's called shares.

Implying she isn't just some hired ugly who're to keep paparazzi annoyed and he doesn't have high end escorts every night.

Oh and I forgot to add...

>created the most successful and elaborate spy program ever created in the history of ever...to spy on and learn more about girls...

and yet...

Is Zuckerberg peak autism?

I truly don't believe he can be topped.

forbes.com/profile/mark-zuckerberg/

guess he wanted an actually woman not a white woman

Jews are planning to infiltrate the Asian race. Be on the lookout gooks, these kikes are devious.

I find it weird you'd settle down ? If I had 50 billion I would shit money into casinos, have some penthouse where women came and left through a revolving door, and just generally got fucked up on benzos until I died.

I'd also probably pay quite a few white women to let me shoot my seed in them so I can father a bunch of bastard children. Fuck leading a normal life.

moron, still being "worth" x amount, doesnt mean you actually have the cash

KYS

You act like that ugly sow on the right isn't trading down in the looks department. Try looking at his wretched face for more than a minute but don't forget to bring a barf bag.

Even that rice insect is only with him for the cash.

you're retarded if you think women don't marry ugly guys all the time for cash

Repent for that remark.

Shit, forgot pic.

Chinks are not stupid by any means. They are cunning.

Obviously, cash isn't worth though, worth is value stored in assets, which is much more valuable and how wealthy people actually prefer to hold things since they hold value and can be expanded to generate further capital. There isn't nearly as much utility in 50 billion dollars just up front as there is in 50 billion dollars of well placed stock shares, commodities, etc.

>implying that it's worse to own financial assets, i.e. claims on real assets, than Rothschilds paper notes...

The dude is a walking meme

He has a good physique and he's loaded

Also funny story, he asked Xi Jingping for advice on naming their kid when his wife was pregnant and he basically told him no and that he was a fucking weird.

telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/11910668/Chinese-president-snubs-Mark-Zuckerbergs-request-for-baby-name.html

>creates website designed to simulate the college experience of interacting with new people but without having to actually see these people

Gee who could have guessed he would be too autistic to get a hot normie gf.

i'd have a lot less fucks to give if i had the kind of money

literally wouldn't do anything unless it was gonna put me in prison

>i.e car breaks down, pay someone to get rid of it and go buy a new one
>litter in my house and have my maid clean it up
>hit another car on the road, tell them to send me the bill and drive off
>cant find parking, park next to fire hydrant just cuz
>kinda feel like chinese, steak, and pizza, have my butler get them all from the most expensive restaurants and eat like 10% off each plate
>chair i ordered isnt perfect, cant be bothered to return, just order a different one
>see a couple shrinks every week cuz i hav nothing better to do and so i dont get too self-loathing or narcissistic
>have a constant supply of top grade recreational and pharmaceutical drugs
>have different women come massage my penis every week
>buy designer clothes that seem even remotely decent, and likely never wear them
>personal chef and trainer a given
>preferably decked out personal gym, olympic swimming pool, sauna, hot tub, track, and movie theater all located on my property

wouldn't even bat an eye if i lived like that for a couple of years and died in a drug overdose or 7-day rage bender

She's a pediatrician and her parents own a restaurants. Not much business connections there.

he was just pandering to try and get facebook in china

The average chink is stupid as shit, but yeah the top ones are cunning little fucks.

is this supposed to be evidence that he's a looker?
yuck. i actually shuddered. he looks like a fucking alien. and i want to fuck some aliens.

will they ever learn?

keep in mind he owns this shit too, hes probably 5'4 irl

he also has moobs, see

One thing I give the chinks credit for is they have no problems with calling people out on their bullshit. And marrying a chinese chick and asking me to name the baby because you think it'll make me let my guard down and help you bring your probably darpa spy program into my country...if I was Xi I'm surprised he didn't ask him if he was retarded to his face.

she whelped his mutant gook/kike bastard

Zucker could be getting with models, but he chose high school crush? lol what a lame

Someone posted a picture of him near a tree and it keeps getting taken down by mods.

Remember, user
>if you want to have a happy life
>get yourself an ugly wife

/thread

>fucked up on benzos

For what pvrpose? They're highly addictive yet less fun than almost any other drug

Remember when they established a foundation to eradicate disease by 2013?

Yes. Eradicate disease.

well said.

>2013

That should have been 2030. It's still stupid.

does he do anything with his billions of dollars?

Harro welcome to Chitty Wok

He uses it to buy the purest Bogpills

he got gook'd and sjw'd at the same time.

like being caught in the chopsticks of defeat.

Cant wait for the market to crash and Civilization to crash and we destroy scum like this.

does this guy walk around without body guards?

I'd kick em square in the nuts.

He's just like all the other spergy programmers I work with. Can't handle a white woman.

I'm sure he funds a lot of kike foundations and pro-kike/israel online propaganda which is unrelated to facebooks own leftist propaganda system whereby left leaning articles are pushed to people regardless of relevance.

Kinda like how google used their own search engine in their attempt to sway the election results in Shillary's favour.

potatoface

Proof that all the money in the world is still BTFO by being an ugly beta manlet.

He's just a figurehead anyways

Invests in Flip-flop sandals apparently. God what a mess.

No, he usually has body guards around visibly. If you don't see them that just means they're hiding well.

Why even be rich if you're still going to be a filthy pleb?

Probably wants someone that will love him, not some 10/10 golddigger

>The average chink is stupid as shit
Smarter than whites

His kid is gonna be a fucking mess.

manlets love asian girls

Sure dude. I'd like to see the stats from China that aren't just the Shenzhen zone + the rest of the coast. Show me the majority of the mainlanders' scores.

explain

>No citation

reverse search it

Less likely to cheat. Has learned valuable life lessons about actual intelligence because her looks can't get her anywhere. I heard this repeated on military bases when guys would talk to their parents back home on Skype and shit.

The guy is a nerd,
He has a house in hawaii that he wants to wall up so nobody disturbs him.
He just wanta to be left alone and play vidya gaems or something

youtube.com/watch?v=iZnQPLJi2t4

Why would anyone want to hook up with one of those dark wide-nosed Asians? There is always at least a 70% chance that it is a ladyboy.

and thats why youre a degenerate without 50 billion

weebs gonna weeb

No one else wants them lol.

This

You can really tell someone is a total fucking peasant when they don't understand the concept that rich people have most of their money invested at any given moment.

They aren't just funneling that shit into a bank account, generally they more rich you get the more of a complex web of investments and assets you will have.

I doubt Zuck has more than a million ready to go at any given moment, he'd need to liquefy some shit if he wanted more.

Pretty sure that's exactly what he's looking for

The average chink rice farmer is dumb as rocks whereas City dwellers are relatively smart.

He went to Harvard with her, probably only gf he's ever had dude is a major douche if you look up his old early days facebook presentations. Remember he created facebook to get back at all the girls who wouldn't go out with him at Harvard.

>Hardly taller than his Asian wife
wew lad

>White whore

>High IQ Asian

once a beta always a beta
you think a college drop out who go lucky would have enough fuck you money to not care about politics and shit or "big picture" shit, but he's a total puppet with all that money

You don't know how good she may be at sucking cut dick.

Only a moron would have kids with a white woman...He is leaving the white race for the Asians because they actually have a future

How does a picture like that get taken?

IQ is mostly a factor of education and upbringing.

China only has high scores because only the best of the best even get the chance to have their IQ tested in the first place.

Also, the fact that fucking North Korea is on that chart instead of being n/a puts any references to a "source" into the complete retard zone.

Even with those factors considered, IQ is actually a piss-poor measurement of intellect. It's correlated with intellect, sure. But there are missing components in doesn't take into account, such as how creativity is required for problem-solving skill, IE, the ability to actual APPLY your intellect towards a use, something Asians are very bad at thanks to their insect society that bleaches away individuality.

They have narrow success in doing what they're told and studying hard because they have no choice, but their brains are practically trained into the autistic spectrum because of that.

>Smarter than whites
>Lost every war against whites

>IQ is mostly a factor of education and upbringing.
That was proven wrong about 40 years ago. IQ is 80% genetic. Do try to keep up, or if you can't keep up, don't offer comment.

>IQ is actually a piss-poor measurement of intellect. It's correlated with intellect, sure.
You are so out of your element sonny.

he was never part of the white race. look at his jewfro
jews are basically arabs genetically speaking

> His goal is to raise enough money from his superjob to eventually become wealthy enough to become a complete and total permaNEET who will never have to interact with the normie world again by building his own closed autist system
Admirable in all honesty.

>at least I'm taller than Zuckerkike
thank you Jesus for the little favors

He's disgusting, too.

He looks like that killer who shot up the aurora theater.

...

at least this kike isnt polluting the white gene pool

WHY EVEN LIVE

> National Geographic calculated how the average American will look in 2050. And it's beautiful.

Do you really get to call yourself "the youngest billionaire in history" when you got there via intellectual property theft and when you are secretly working on behalf of the Israeli intelligence community?