Those are some nice polling numbers you've got there UKIP
It'd be a shame if someone were to find a box of postal votes at the last minute
Nathan Brooks
Nth for CANZUK
Luke Russell
Have a kip now, it'll help you stay up for the Stoke results tonight which will be around 4am
Isaiah Hernandez
...
Nolan White
No my sleeping pattern is bad enough as it is desu
Dylan Bell
I'd love to stay up but 9am lectures tomorrow so no
Andrew Brown
Waaaaagie
Waaaaaaaaaaagie
You're gonna be laaaaaaate
Caleb Cox
Hello, hello is this Sup Forums?
Please help. I am trapped in the Schulzniverse. Martin Schulz was voted in as Chancellor of Germany a few years ago and everything is wrong.
He gave voting rights to all refugees and asylum seekers in Germany and they proceeded to form their own microstate in the heart of the Rhineland and Schulz and the German people gave their blessing!
It is 2020 now. One billion refugees have flooded into the heart of Europe, even the definition of Europe has changed as Schulz as successful in extending the borders of Europe to include most of North Africa too!
Schulz has declared that ethnic Europeans must make way for their new arrivals and his Special Police Force made up of former Refugees and their kin are busy enforcing the implantation of these millions of invaders straight into the centre of every village, town and city in Eastern Europe. No neighbourhood or street has gone untouched. White Europeans are now outnumbered 3.1 in their own countries - they are vassal slaves to their new masters in Berlin.
There are millions dead. Schulz and the Greater European Union have set their eyes on Old Albion. They are trying to destroy us on our ancient island fortress once more. They won't stop sending parachute refugees to machine gun us, and they won't stop sending boats of suicide bombers to blow us up on our streets.
Not even Trump was able to stop the meteoric rise of Overlord Schulz. Nor the Bogdanoffs. Everything is lost. Please, Sup Forums, you have to let me into your universe - the one where everything is right.
>blown over bin >twig stuck under wiper blade >crisp packet by front door
Jason Cruz
Nothing yet.The norf is safe desu
Ethan Ross
Sign keeps blowing away so I have to talk to more people than usual.
Horrific.
Evan Ramirez
N....no
Carson Johnson
Should of placed bet on UKIP winning now at 2/1 odds instead of 1/1.
Feels bad
Benjamin Gutierrez
Just voted Labour was the one we wanted in right?
Christian Sanchez
>Copeland >Turnout is hard to judge at this stage, but it could make all the difference to who wins and who loses.
>Rumours are rife that the Conservatives think they will take the seat by 4,000 votes.....but we'll have to wait and see.
RIP Corbyn
Kevin Campbell
Heard some proper loud wind last night, must have been 40-odd decibels, fucking brickin' it for about 20 minutes I was. Reckon I might have to go in for counselling to calm myself down.
Kayden Lopez
>Labour Good >Im just Kidding GCHQ dont arrest me, its just satire :^)
Austin Russell
Don't do that to me ever again
Julian Scott
>ten portions of fruit and veg a day
Who are these people kidding
Jonathan Morgan
There are towns and cities this rundown and derelict throughout this once green and pleasant land
Connor Ward
Britain's weird like that, there are pockets of places that are eastern european tier
>looking for literally any coverage on the by-elections, rewinding sky and bbc >forgot about purdah rules
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jayden Adams
>Sup Forums currently has an AMA thread with some bandwagoning e-celeb
When are accounts and upvotes coming?
Levi Diaz
Living in the South East you don't realise how bad things really are
Brandon Fisher
Ran out of weed desu
Daniel Clark
Brutalism was a mistake.
Leo White
Who? Where?
Michael Edwards
Ayy
Anthony Gutierrez
>tfw another Tory qt if she wins
Colton Price
>that >qt she looks dead on the inside
Kevin White
>4/10 generic middle-aged woman >cute Get some standards son
Mason Wright
>South east You better not be saying that you live in London
Jacob Gomez
What's stoke on trent like? I'm moving up there to study at the Uni.
John Robinson
...
Jose Stewart
fucking scousers. Corbyn could take a shit in the middle of anfield and they'd still vote Labour
Jaxon Moore
How old are you smiffy? Shithole
Nathaniel Lee
manlet khan.
Jaxon Peterson
>*closes hospital*
Jackson Torres
The home counties : )
Jack Sanchez
>when your village has folklore about strong winds being created by the Witches that live in the nearby forest summoning a portal to the other world.
John Clark
Ran out of weed over a year ago
Kevin Peterson
Sometimes you can tell a woman has experienced a miscarriage just by looking at her
This is one of those times
Ian Perry
Sorry I cant expose that information Mr Anonumous, sir.
Jonathan Williams
Which one :^)
/INVICTA/ here
Jaxson Perez
>the little piggy's brick house got blown down
It was all a lie
Colton Parker
Here is a smaller version lad, unless you like that version.
Charles Bailey
Jews win again
Muzzies BTFO
Easton Howard
>unironic cartmanposting Around 13 then
John Murphy
>that posh cunt representing labour the utter fucking state
Jeremiah Robinson
I've been asleep since 7am - what did I miss?
Daniel Johnson
Bit of wind
James Foster
>posting a screencap of yourself
Chase Richardson
The Nutt's been cracked
Ryan Evans
??
Michael Hughes
>he doesn't what to use the trident missile system, what if people come over here and start blowing shit up, pour em a cup of tea Genuine kek
Ayden Bailey
...
Brody Gray
I'm sorry. He's dead
Connor Baker
Sort your sleep schedule out for fucks sake.
Jacob Richardson
The best one(Hertfordshire)
Alexander Rivera
Went for a run in the vain hope that someone I know saw me exercising outside in the storm and considers me committed to something
Jeremiah Edwards
Spot on Mohamed
Kayden Garcia
Kek I live in Copeland
Easton Adams
Barbara will win
Blake Morgan
the skylight blew open while i was having a bath. it made a loud noise that startled me.
Jaxson Walker
Just voted Tory in Copeland lads
David Russell
>Brit-Pepe-Orange-Ed Thanks lad I've saved it but do like the big versions, any progress on the comic?
Isaiah Bennett
DIGITS FOR UKIP
Jason Brown
How's Stoke lads? Tell me what I want to hear
Hunter Adams
>Skylight in the bathroom
Gavin Gonzalez
kys
Connor Thompson
Purdah rules means there's no reporting until the polls close so fuck knows
Jason Hill
...
Liam Walker
Hi Juve!
Nathan Watson
You've made a terrible mistake.
Nolan Jackson
Stokie reporting in. It's absolutely shit. The houses are shit. The jobs are shit. The council is a big fat shit in your morning cereal.
Ayden Hall
Nutall's reign begins NOW
Jacob Phillips
How far did you run?
Xavier Rodriguez
it prevents damp
Charles Reed
Does ARE NUTT have it in the bag, lads?
Julian Reed
>shoes aren't leopard print heels
Do all girls from Stoke have massive tits? Why is this?
Isaiah Roberts
I hate you all. I will get my revenge for my fellow.
Lincoln Phillips
I don't know how to feel about it
Voted Tory last time but I feel guilty about cutting people's benefits.
But I want unemployment to go down as much as possible as well and no Muslim ray guns
What should I do?
Logan Gutierrez
9 miles.
I think he'll do well. I don't know if he'll win but no one cares about Muh Illsbrah and people in Stoke hate the EU, along with being disillusioned with Labour.
Austin Thompson
>if you support liverpool thats a great reason to vote against ukip!
Hudson Butler
WTF i love communism now!!
Sebastian Diaz
Makes me genuinely sad, why aren't the government trying to attract businesses and jobs to the area? Why haven't they rebuilt that shithole estate?
Jack Campbell
No not really, got side tracked with another one. I was trying and fix Meme Merchants one, since it is always lumped in with mine. But it has almost an Agatha Christie-esk Murder on the Nile vibe now, gone off track.
Jackson Harris
Why? UKIP Weren't going to win here, it keeps Labour out
Nathaniel Evans
Praise Kek
Justin Robinson
They aren't perfect but vote UKIP
Henry Anderson
Never thought I would see my home city on Sup Forums
Fuck that shithole and everyone in it.
Colton Harris
Also quints
Ayden Richardson
Didn't make it but that is a gr8 idea someone should edit that in
