Brit/pol/ - Local politics edition

>Only three out of ten Stoke residents who voted Labour in 2015 told focus group they would definitely do so again this week
theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/22/labour-is-clapped-out-banger-on-bricks-according-to-stoke-focus-group

>Did Tom Watson do a dab dance move in the Commons? Footage shows Labour deputy leader nodding suspiciously at PMQs
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4249362/Did-Tom-Watson-dab-dance-Commons.html

>Brexit talks could get 'gory, bitter and twisted', former ambassador warns
theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/22/brexit-talks-could-get-gory-bitter-and-twisted-sir-ivan-rogers

>Lamont: Remainers' 'duty' not to undermine Brexit talks
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39038115

>UK economy picks up in late 2016 but signs of Brexit hit appear
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-economy-idUKKBN1610WI

>France's Macron meets PM May in London, vows to stand up for EU
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-france-election-macron-idUKKBN1601HF

>Retreat on rate rises as Philip Hammond considers extra funding for independent shops and small companies
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/21/retreat-rate-rises-philip-hammond-considers-extra-funding-independent/

>Hansard Committee Reports
>The process for exiting the European Union and the Government's negotiating objectives
publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201617/cmselect/cmexeu/815/81502.htm

>Brexit: the options for trade
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/72/7202.htm

>Brexit: future UK–EU security and police cooperation
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/77/7702.htm

>Brexit: UK-Irish relations
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/76/7602.htm

>European Scrutiny Committee - Wednesday 1 February 2017
parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/0d6145fa-5329-426d-8300-8eda8f215184

>Thread poll on Stoke
strawpoll.me/12400692

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>The anger and apathy behind the Stoke byelection
youtube.com/watch?v=cGis5Wf8_eQ

>Special edition of Newsnight from Stoke
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b08gdltm/newsnight-stoke-byelection-special

H E A T H

cocoa desu

Nut-all hahaha

Designated, how would you rank the postwar PMs?

I S A N O N C E

Who /yorkshirepudswithhoney/ here

youtube.com/watch?v=Gzn-heiwOPQ

Can't bust the nutt

what a piece of shit trash is politics... a fucking joke and a plague to the oppressed and a pleasure for the wealthy... an opportunity for the rich to fuck the poor.
when is user gonna put together some material for a meme world order?
pls no garbage, wholesome memes only thx

Nuttall will win.

Screencap this.

youtube.com/watch?v=yuKECOeVE3M

What do people think of masculine gays?

Urgh, Stoke seems like a proper grim place. Imagine having talk to people like that on a daily basis and live there.

dogshit waifu

He's literally the worst choice Laour could have made for Stoke, he openly called all leave voters a bunch of racists and said a load of other insulting shit on Twitter

Bit gay m8.

Nuttall's going to win.

theyre fine since they can act like one of the lads, but then you imagine them having sex and feel disgusted. At least feminine gays will attempt to look attractive

It's always a treat seeing them gurning behind the SSN reporters on transfer deadline day.

Asuka is the Manchester United of waifus

Afternoon to you too.

>crypto-gays

The problem people have with gays is not that they are effeminate, it is the activities that they engage in, which are the same, effeminate or masculine.

>Stoke
>70% leave area, one of the highest nationally
>working class as hell
>pick twatty blairite remainer
The absolute STATE of labour

Nut tall

not mah party. not mah politics. not mah choice.
user party when? political movement how?
get you some leader who can handle this shit ffs
you guys cant sort it out at this rate... just feeding the plants

Liverpool >>>>>>>>>>>>> Man U
Nutall agrees.

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>but then you imagine them having sex and feel disgusted
I feel the same about straight sex desu

we don't need libertarianism at the moment

more than anything we need a bit of social conservatism, the world needs to stop and catch it's breath

This. Sticking your dick up another geezer's poopenschaft makes you an untrustworthy vector for disease.

I would make a joke but I know nothing of football desu

rei > asuka

>Can't scuttle the Nuttal

I don't mind gays if they're normal blokes who just get up to faggy stuff in private. Don't like gay marriage and don't want gayness getting promoted to children though

what?

Nut tall Nuttall

Any other podcasts from joe rogan worth watching?

What if they have a long term bf and are safe about it?

ALEX JONES

Ive recently started watching them alot over the past month. Theres 2 Louis Theroux ones pretty good. Most of them are enjoyable to have on in the background

>you imagine them having sex
Not regularly.

I mean it is pretty minging, but I don't see the problem if it's done in private and we don't have to hear about it. It's not like they can change their sexuality

jordan peterson one is good, bit of a rehash of all his ideas though so give it a miss if you're familiar with him

Plenty of towns are grim or more grim than that now. It only took about 20 years.

you allright best ally?

>Can't rebuttal the Nuttall

youtube.com/watch?v=_XjaV-SaZUc

>Tory voted UKIP
>Bloke tactically voting for labour to keep "racist" ukip out

How's the battlefield looking in Stoke and Copeland lads?

lets discuss policies.
so far only the greens have any impressive plans for renewable/sustainable futures.

labour and tories are just corrupt politicians, one's name means "the working people" and the other "the ruling class"
both are shit.

lib dems btfo... no one will take them seriously unless they get some reworking

frankly i like green best. but still far from perfect.

i like the colour green

Doing fine, still mad about the normieball match last night though

Stoke is 50/50 Ukip or Labour, Copeland is going to the Tories

Greens want unlimited immigration. They are willing to destroy our own environment. They are frauds.

>My entire family are scum and alcoholics from Devon
What do I do?
Do I just move away and change my name?

Yes.

>run cancelled at my Army pre-selection due to a bit of wind

It's like they're trying to pussify the armed forces as much as possible or something.

>the absolute state of the "racist ukip" man
Every time

You mean the same Green Party that wants to destroy the Green Belt in order to build more houses?

thow off the shackles of oppression fellow comrades!
freedom is ahead of us if we burn the bodies of the traitors

yees, because they want the rich to get richer and the poor to get poorer???
talking bout unlimited... there is not an infinite number of immigrants you know...
stop funding wars and sponsor education in other countries. they will stay put and help the economy. good plan?

>It's not like they can change their sexuality

German report about the Stoke by-election, calling UKIP & Nuttall "Rechtspopulisten"

youtube.com/watch?v=JZ6mIK7-upE

The Greens want unlimited immigration, does that look very sustainable to you?

Rei is the Liverpool of waifus

Oh do fuck off you clueless naive cunt

>2-0
JUST

So in order to stop 6 billion third worlders moving to our country we need to pay for their education systems?

Kys shill.

some impressive policies..
some as foolish as any other party, or worse

you'd think they were under the thumb or something, eh?

political/corporate state lads, for lyf!

let's talk about immigration then. more solutions than to dump them here desu, just no one talks about it.

don't make me mad :p i sperg when i'm mad

no you twat, we sponsor, invvest, fund, and get a return. like business. but charity too.

wtf i love rei now

A difficult question that I'm not entirely qualified to answer.

Give me a bit to think.

b-but he's not a Corbynite! Corbyn btfo! #SavingLabour

youtube.com/watch?v=NfhAdpSv7_E

youtube.com/watch?v=6Xp8KstuM_A

This fucking infuriates me. Just imagine those cunts in combat, they'll be lying on the ground dying in the middle of Mosul from runner's itch in 20 degree weather.

>lmao the only way to stop immigrants is to throw money at their countries

This argument is moronic and it needs to go away.

p.s. lol good one, 6 billion, ofc, that's the situation and you've presented it in a clear manner. you should go into mathematics or statistics or something :p LOL

immigrants are the problem. the problem is a world in chaos, strife, turmoil, violence, corruption

>pre-selectio
You're a civilian still then, that's why it's cancelled

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The return we get is they don't come to our country? Much cheaper to close the borders and deport.

We have no obligation to any nation but our own.

who is not willing to spend money will not make money.
enjoy investing in your dick, i'm sure it'll profit you in the future...

She's just like Liverpool FC - cheap, over-rated and full of black dicks

I know, but it still seems a bit pointless.

>enjoy investing in your dick

What

seriously considering not letting you join my super 1337 party...
think about your attitude to the needy... would christ approve? onwards ye christian soldiers... after you finish ransacking and raping all the countries, turning them into third world hell holes, sponsor and fund arms and drugs trade, amongst other things, then we'll be back orf to blight fer a cuppa tea, ay, lads?

Why do Brits like garbage like this:
while the GOAT comedy:
goes almost unnoticed?

Will Jeremy Vine have the diagrams out tonight?

Well that's me BTFO.

Does your mum know you're using the computer without supervision?

That middle class southern slag with the upward inflection.

Just fuck off. She knows fuck all about the Midlands or the North and needs to just neck herself.

Greens at the last election advocating mass spending on absolutely everything. Like Corbyn saying he'll magick 500 billion out of thin air, people aren't so daft to believe that kind of talk in significant numbers.

Greens, Tories, Labour, Lib Dem are all anti-English fundamentally as they all back multiculturalism and bashing the white man, certainly against working class people by support of mass immigration alone.

>why should i care about anyone elses genitals?
>i only care about my own genitals
>happiness for all!

What was Telles thinking, that jungle monkey? We still defended pretty well apart from the goals which were stupid mistakes

I don't think he does his magic graphs on by election nights unfortunately

do you want to talk about immigration? or a solution?

yes, greens are appalling. still at least they have semblance of interest in envirommental issues n such...

the absolute STATE of your arguments, what the fuck mate

JESUS CHRIST YOU WOULD NOT BE HERE IF IT WASN'T FOR ME YOU CUNT

you lot are so ungrateful it is uncanny... seriously considering going elsewhere to create my new world...

Well, it's not exactly whipping money out of nowhere - they seem to think they'll get away with completely disassembling the armed forces and all potential defense capabilities, and piss the money on brown people instead.

>support mass immigration
>we need to turn Britain into a nationwide urban centre to accommodate this
>but we care about the environment

Yes.... I see... ... .

Never mind, didn't even click the first pic. Thought it was Only fools and horses. Which is utter shit.

Unrelated, but read How to be a Conservative by Scruton if you haven't already.

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this is you guys
>hey you know that global economy?
>sure
>you know how its funded through blood and theft and rape?
>ofc im white bro lol
>right, well i was thinking, what if we tried to keep all the money
>and...?
>....not share with the needy? withhold from our own citizens so huge corps can get paid?
>nearly there mate
>we should... we should exclude the working class from the political system so it becomes unfeasible for anyone to have a say in their own life unless they are priveleged!
>UR HIRED

Can confirm. Scruton is brilliant. "Fools, Frauds & Firebrands" is also excellent.

no. we need to create a working populace out of a ragtag band of immigrants.
you would watch them die. i would watch them work. for their own countries, even...

just needs a bit of help, otherwise they'll end up on our doorsteps, again and again, with no other option, recourse or anyone to help them.
not that they're getting help LOL

>still at least they have semblance of interest in envirommental issues
>importing in infinite brown people to feel better about themselves, and proposing to build infinite houses to put these people in
They don't give a fuck about real environmental issues, just vegan bollocks and inconsequential legislation