ITALY IS A MESS

What are we supposed to do to make it great again?

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"We" are not Italian.

Install a new pope, call for a crusade against the Turks.

Vote Salvini

"We" are not American.

"We" are not Irish.

Burger posts and IQ immediatley drops by 30 pts.

Get rid of religion, because this always harms a country.

Ban religion.

Make sure your population is secular.

Favor a global economy.

Profit a lot.

More jobs and more money.

Smettere di accettare negri e zingari.

"We" are not Swedish.

Get Mussolini to fix the south once and for all.
Get rid of the romanians, moroccans, and blacks damaging your country.
Get rid of the chinese destroying your local economy.

Grow a pair. Every Italian act like Italy is the worst thing on the planet and just do what the Germans and French tell them. Italy is one of the strongest countries in the world. Act like it.

Do you realize Italy is a laic country?

This man could make Italia great again: youtube.com/watch?v=1SaxWx2cgqM

ONLY HIM.

Except that it's not. Anything the Pope says is a "moral obligation" for the government more than anything we as voters might want.
Also, Italy should have never existed as a unified country. Italy is a cuck-nation and a masonic invention.

Italy is the worst country to ever exist.

Except it isn't.

Having crosses in schools as a mandatory rule

>inb4 Lautsi vs Italy

Do you realize that allowing religion to be practiced is stupid?

This is why religion needs to be banned, it serves as a barrier for human progress and causes more division like cultures and and traditions

No fucking way, is that real?

What are the problems with it?

Yes, they also lost to ETHIOPIA .

More refugees, they will pay our pensions.

I heard the Oy Vey from here

shouldn't you be busy getting BTFO by rice eating chinks or chopping ff your dick to please your jew overlords?
assaulting a well defended position can lead to that

I knew the Italians did very poorly, but not THAT bad. That's even more embarrassing than Australia's fucking Emu war.

Religion is not the problem; the Vatican is the problem. We should force the Pope and his court to travel more, he should do a never-ending tour of the third world since he loves it so much.

>well defended position
>9 frenchies run out of ammo and then surrender after inflicting 800 casualties

you lost to vietnam and never got it back
also

they dont work so theres that.

Want me to go help?

>losing to an army 10 times the size of yours with vastly better logistic support and better tech(provided by Russians)
whoah who would've thought

I don't know, most good people already left.

vietnam was a french colony, it was never ours to begin with

>2 goatfuckers inflict almost 3000 casualties with 2 civilian transport vehicles

>implying Murica couldn't if it really wanted to

m o n a r c h y

Wise man

Can a non-white, non-Asian country even be saved?

Paolo please

Mind your own business, McDuffin

A lot of the sources of pride for your country comes from the legacy of accomplishments of your ancestors. Admittedly, you have a lot in that department WORTH being proud of. You've established systems of government, you have downright beautiful art and architecture, and have produced many of the greatest plays,operas (duh), and literature.
I want you to know I respect your previous cultural achievements.
However,for your new chapter in the 21st century you need something new to reinvent yourselves. If we're being honest, I don't think high tech computers is the answer, as other countries are too far ahead. Relying on cultural achievements won't work as you've been way too much of a powerhouse in the past. Your artists would have a difficult time living up to the expectations that their predecessors have left and many will become discouraged.
You make very nice high end cars, but that's not very sustainable for an economy to be based on.
I'd say your best bet is to get a military going again. Beat the shit out of Turkey or someone else and expand territory.

Ethiopia was no-one's colony, but still was armed and supported by the Russian empire
After the first defeat we then took it while it was being supported by Germany and Japan

>15 mudslimes
>we kill 360,000 mudslimes in retaliation

>losing to african spearmen with about 40 russian artillery pieces

Who give a shit? France got BLACKED, they aren't europeans anymore.

>implying mudslimes care about mudslimes

are you a decent right party?

Resurrect Mussolini

Kick immigrants, kill mafia on sight. No prison, they treat is as if it were their own home and can get everything they want.

wrong, they had top notch Russian rifles
less Quran, more history books

>80–100,000 with firearms
>about 40 russian artillery pieces

>russian
>top notch

>top notch
>russian

Kick out refugees.
Kick out mudslimes.
Kick out chinese.
Kick out moroccans.
Kick out africans.
Kick out sicilians.
Kick out napolitans.
Kick out slavs.
Kick out the mafia.
Invest more in the police.
Kick out more than half of the 600 politicians that only suck out money.
Fucking get political awareness throughout the country.
Elect someone who knows at least one useful thing about politics.

>inb4 kraut
Pizza in disguise here, senpaitachi.

POO

I remotely voted No in the last referendum.

burger calling you Italian in 1...2...3....

>Kick out napolitans
best part

spicy meme, but it was for the time, compared to our tech at least

What is the most popular rifle nowadays? Hmmmmm.

NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!

>popular rifle
>top notch

>*they will take our gibs from young to and and leave less of the social budget for our people

>Kick out refugees.
>Kick out mudslimes.
>Kick out chinese.
>Kick out moroccans.
>Kick out africans.
>Kick out sicilians.
>Kick out napolitans.
>Kick out slavs.
>Kick out the mafia.

Don't worry, they're all fleeing in germany lulz

>rugged and reliable weapon
>also inaccurate as fuck

Yea, it became popular coz its worse than american m16 :^)

>Kick out more than half of the 600 politicians that only suck out money.
good that you voted against this then...

vote conservative mainstream/moderate government

Kill all the gypsies and African niggers. Was my number one issue in any of the cities in Italy. Assisi, it was what I wanted Italy to be. I had high hopes for all smaller cities but Pisa was nigger town too.

Resurect a Roman emperor.

Most popular rife or cheapest sack of shit an insurgency can afford?

>russia cucks believe this as law
maybe thats why they will lose the next great war

Or because it was easy to use, simple, and cheap

>good that you voted against this then
oh you kraut, you don't even know what you're talking about

you know what to do

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Pops is a fag

>be kraut
>talk about something you you don't know about and be smug about it

Well, aren't you a walking and talking stereotype, kraut-kun

You know why soviet tanks were superior to german ones? Coz u retards thought that way "hurrr lets put more armor on that tank durrr bigger weapon" and eventually they :
1. Lacked mobility
2. Were pretty expensive
3. And been taking too much to produce

While soviet tanks were simple, effective, cheap, easy to produce. That s why u lost and thats why russian weapon >>>>>>>>>>>>>> german weapon. Get over it already, loser, two world wars should ve teach you something.

Also leo2 is a disaster.

You did. Deny it all you want.

So, hol up, Ital Ital lost against TWO African countries? Abessinien and Ethiopia?

It's alright, Hassan. Don't cry. I'll get you a lahmacun later to calm you down, ok?

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Invade vatican.
Get the burger.

We got that ahmed

>le Turk meme
You were ARABED long before it was cool, shitskin

>be denmark
>declare neutrality
>get invaded by krauts anyway

>calling me a shitskin
>Implying i didn't foresee that

Boy, i am more arysch than you will ever be.

Also, sicily are arabs and they don't count as italians.

Your statements are autistic. Kraut yourself to death, Achmed.

>take almost no casualities
>didn't betray allies
>wasn't a massive burden and had to be babysit by the krauts

voting yes in that referendum could actually give enough power to the majority coalition to do whatever they wanted, also decuplicate their own salary.
>one ain't be this retarded easily

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please don't vote m5s

>again

it hasn't been great in over 2000 years, with a brief break for starting the Renaissance

>Ital Ital
>Aryan
>b-b-but Sicily is not Ital!!! REEEE

>Turkish education

>Ital Ital non fighting skills

>take almost no casualities
"i surrend krauts, just fuck my sister but leave us alive"
krauts: "k"
>didn't betray allies
we won 1 world war at least so who cares lol
>wasn't a massive burden and had to be babysit by the krauts
actually the most important ally until Mussolini got cucked

Not white, we'll never be great

Fuck you, Prancesco. You'll always get cucked because no girl would find you good enough to keep around.

>voting no at the referendum
>olaf think it implies voting for the most retarded party ever

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