Tell me about Alex! Why does he wear the mask?

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Gonna guess sleep apnea?

wtf, what happened?

Why the fuck are American conservatives always wracked with health issues? Liberals get the mental issues, conservatives get the physical ones.

He's inhaling Lee Ann McTit's farts.

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Is he getting ready to fake his death again????

Leftists have loads of health issues. Rampant alcoholism, drug abuse, and STDs.

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It's the new super lung cleanse

If you pulled it off would he die?

Redpill overdose

It's for sleep apnea because he's a fat fuck.

Where is this from???

he probably just wears it to sleep in case the toxic chemicals spread in their air by plane trails seep through his walls

Blue collar work

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Actually Alex is fit as fuck (thanks to Infowars Test, a high quality American made product) and he's way too smart (thanks to Brain Force , a high quality American made product) to fall for the fat meme.

Because he's fat.

Because he's a big guy.

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THe other end is attached to his balls and socks.