Brit/pol/ - Punished Nuttall Edition

>Only three out of ten Stoke residents who voted Labour in 2015 told focus group they would definitely do so again this week
theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/22/labour-is-clapped-out-banger-on-bricks-according-to-stoke-focus-group

>Net migration to UK falls by 49,000
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39062436

>Brexit: EU backs Dublin on open Northern Ireland border
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39068545

>Scottish government believes it can call, win new independence vote
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-scotland-idUKKBN1621I5

>With right approach, UK can boost Commonwealth trade post Brexit
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-commonwealth-idUKKBN1621UJ

>Could storm Doris blow UKIP to victory in Stoke Central by-election… and topple Labour?
rt.com/uk/378418-stoke-election-storm-doris/

>MP in tears as he urges justice for cousin murdered by the IRA and end to 'witchhunt' of troops
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/23/mp-tears-urges-justice-cousin-murdered-ira-andend-witchhunt/

Hansard Committee Reports
>The process for exiting the European Union and the Government's negotiating objectives
publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201617/cmselect/cmexeu/815/81502.htm

>Brexit: the options for trade
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/72/7202.htm

>Brexit: future UK–EU security and police cooperation
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/77/7702.htm

>Brexit: UK-Irish relations
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/76/7602.htm

>European Scrutiny Committee - Wednesday 1 February 2017
parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/0d6145fa-5329-426d-8300-8eda8f215184

Meanwhile...

First for Copeland is best

UKIP BTFO!!!!!!!!

THAT DAMAGE CONTROL

UKIP WILL WIN

UKIP's internal structure is an absolute shambles. It was created back when they were an irrelevant party staffed by whatever local nutters could be coerced through the door, and nobody can change it now because these slack-jawed retards would have to vote themselves out of power. We lucked out with Farage, who is a one-man charisma fountain and doesn't need party support to get his message across. With him gone we're seeing them revert to their pitiful default.

nth for Irish women are better.

Aisling Bea and Evanna Lynch are both god tier.

No meme responses lads:

Should Nuttall resign?

Who should take over? (if you can even name anyone at this point)

>This Tory cuck
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>media already framing this as "there's no point to UKIP anymore post-referendum"

Kill me

First for moving to St Helena with its huge mort.

UKIP have lost.

...

>Go to afterwork drinks
>Get wankered and start accidently talking politics
>Start talking about future of humanity with current population growth projections with my boss after a drink or 5
>He states that aids was a failed attempt to reduce the population of Africa

Damn why are white saffies so based

Fuck me mate, it's hardly looking good is it.

Should add that he's lost weight and looks much younger

I'll keep posting this til I die, UKIP is controlled opposition, ever wonder why they always manage to make enough fuck ups to never get real power but not too many so they can stay relevant?

No, the only other decent potential leader was Woolfe and they fought him out of the party

Now THAT is a JUST face

>ex-stockbroker millionaire made a meme party
>quit on the spot after he actually "succeeded"
>joined Fox News

...

Because UKIP voters don't care unless their single issue is catered to?

>showing the Stoke GE result

Fuckers almost gave me a heart attack.

Aisling Bea
Evanna Lynch

How can the Anglo woman compete?

>matt "cucklord" hancock

>post yfw Labour loses both elections tonight

CARA

Corbyn's fully luxury automatic space communism awaits

Farage was so damn selfish, stepping down as leader instead of steering them into parliament.

>People literally thing UKIP won't take Stoke

I'll buy you all a pint if they lose.

...

Evanna Lynch is a fucking downer nowadays.

>thinking UKIP would ever win
>people actually bet real money on Nuttall

wew
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wew lad
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show them to me

Doesn't matter. USA used the Taliban as controlled opposition, look how that turned out. You just need to keep pushing to the right, don't let UKIP fall for the centrist meme.

The real redpill tonight is wanting labour to win both so Corbyn can continue destroying them

How will Sup Forums Cope with this?

...

Can anyone compete with are Keeley?

>tfw no qt denim clad potato faced gf

NANANANA HO

Post yfw 10,000 postal votes come in for Nuttall

wtf I love Corbyn now

Good try.

Find me a bad picture of her.

JUST

Farage was the only leader with energy

I reckon JRE could have summoned up some energy but it wouldn't have been guaranteed
Either way Nuttal is a slaphead cuckold who can't check his own website

>Mandelson seen speeding away from counting centre moments before results announced

Why is it so annoying to be told to do something obvious/ that you were going to do

FUCK

>I'll buy you all a pint if they lose.

you'll show your willy lad when UKIP lose

Corbyn winning Copeland by a landslide but losing Stoke just so is the best option IMO

I will never marry her and disappoint her in every way

>3pm

I'm gonna spend the next week reminding /brit/pol that one of you cunts owes me a pint.

...

...

could be true but more of a blackpill

Find me a good one, potatonigger.

THIS. DIGITS CONFIRM

>JRE

who?

...

>go this extreme
>STILL lose a seat you've held for 70 years

>Corbyn winning Copeland by a landslide

>Antinuclear man winning Copeland by a landslide

GUYS.....

Do you think she likes her feet massaged?

> a fucking downer

She makes me hump the air when I look at pics.

Good, GOOD. Only breed with Celtic women, Anglo, no more Anglo-Saxons.

I'm pretty confident in my dick lad.

Good thing I only browse /brit/pol on QThursdays

>"communities"
Worst word of 2017.

Joe rogan experience

Seems like Lab are holding on, which is shit

Good Night

Mine's a big mac

Like so many victims of Hillsborough.

I'm taking my anger out on fallen celebrities

I hope. Damn.

Got any more pasty Irish girls like last thread?

delet this

>Copeland
>We ran a great campaign

Okay. How do you become an MP? I am pretty sure at least 80% of us here could do it. These fucking Labour MPs are morons.

You better be the Hyacinth poster

DEAD

FUCKING

BABIES

Chinless fuck

Jhon Reese Evans, he was sort of a meme candidate but he could have appealed to wider audience
>inb4 huurr durr a donkey raped my horse heuiheuheuheu

She's a 6/10, what's your point? That you've got low standards?

made me look

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>VOTE LABOUR OR YOUR BABY DIES
BASED NEW POLITICS

Link me nigger

I live in Stoke and every time I went to the city centre (Hanley) it was full of UKIP ppl and every one was agreeing with them. I call shenanigans if he loses by a significant margin

Labour lass is look depressed. :(

link or fake

Fucking love how much JUST occurs during a by-election

Where can I watch the stoke result

Stop abusing element inspector you shyster

Noice

>posting in 3 brit/pol/ threads, 2 This Week threads and shilling on /r/ukpolitics at the same time

> 2/10
> elbows too pointy

Seriously, post a bad pic.

You know, I almost feel guilty my shitposting last thread caused foot fags and Anglos with Irish fetishes to emerge.
>almost.

It's official, UKIP are dead.

Which party do we meme for now?

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS MP

>ALWAYS HELD IT
>NOT SAFE
PICK ONE

Paki postal votes at 103% turnout

Patrick Burns
@PatrickBurnsBBC

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