Would you vote for Yngwie Malmsteen were he to run for president?
>shunned socialist Sweden
>is the archetype of American ambition
>literally the greatest guitarist on earth
>made his own way
>never compromised his vision
>soldiered on through addiction and an ever changing musical landscape
>literally Trump as an neo classical 80s guitar virtuoso
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can he suck his own dick?
I randomly met him at store and got his autograph. He's pretty down to earth. He is a race mixer though (hispanic)
Idk is that a worthwhile trait? If so youre probably a degenerate faggot, or a edgelord.
Ritchie Blackmore is the best guitarist of all time
There are worse things
I just asked a question and you go all name calling.
Fuck you and fuck him, I'd vote against him just to spite you.
Rainbow were awesome he cant hold a candle to Uli Jon Roth or Yngwie.
So edgelord then.
not for a NatSoc like me
skip to 3:30 for the greatest guitar solo of all time
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Yngwie also brought metal to the iron curtain
this guy is a faggot
Too sloppy. Michael schenker wrecks Ritchie Blackmore. And isnt a poncey little twat
Fastest guitarist =/= best
He's technically fantastic, but goddamn I hate that kind of music
Blackmore is the best guitar composer, he's progressed his craft through the so many levels. YM and others are 1 dimensional. Ritchie Blackmore has done neo classical, jazz, pop, metal, folk. Even YM knows RB has better feel and compositions
YM is more technical but not a better musician than RB
He's not the fastest, when clocked in notes per second. But he is the greatest alive.
there are thousands of guitarists better than this dude
Not my favorite guitarist, but he did influence a lot that I do like.
le fast guitar man who cant make a good song o save his live xD
This. Ritchie Blackmore is great and was onboard with the neoclassical guitar virtuoso way before Yngwie.
That's not Joe Satriani
Blackmore cant touch Schenkers vibrato or note choice.
>Greatest alive
I disagree but can see why people like him
>nobody remembers when he freaked out on a plane
Wrong, Malmsteen is the second coming of Paganini.
If thats all you think hes capable of then youve never heard anything beyond a passing solo or two.
s-Schen who?! literal nobody,
Ritchie Blackmore is the greatest of all time by most if not all measures (range of styles, sales, total songs, band members, imitators)
Look at who RB had as his band mates
top vocalists
top drummer
top bassist
top keyboardist
Is Malmsteen an autist? Making the same albums over and over seems like a sign. He has literally only used the Harmonic Minor scale his whole life.
That's not how you spell Jimi Hendrix.
JH is garbage pushed by jews
lmao ok dude
no that's bob dylan
Yeah, and that fag can't even solo.
He a bitch.
>He a bitch.
are you young or just a negro
he has 2 shit albums and it's complete trash as far as music composition is concerned. vocals is shit, drums and bass generic. He is a jew invention
the only one that sounds like a jew here is you, lmao
here is your hero borrowing from hendrix
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also he has three albums. as far as composition they are pretty amazing. the whole axis bold as love album is filled with amazing compositions.
enjoy your bubble though
KRAKATAU IS GOAT
Jeff Beck
>mitch mitchell
>generic drummer
Holy hell m8 develope some sense
>no capitalization or punctuation
Are you?
you're talking to a guy who seems 12 or either takes this whole lol pol thing way too serious for his own god
pretty much, ironically, the definition of a jew shill
Greatest of all times is either Mark Knopfler or Eric Clapton on an artistical level. Now if autistically throwing solos very fast at the point it sounds like screeching swings your boat k but any literal who autist swede can play very fast and be very technical. Mark Knopfler plays with his fingers and literally delivers honey for ears. Most pleasent guitar sounds ever made. The rest can fuck off. Guitar is not an olympic sport.
>greatest guitarist on earth
Oh fuck off. Seriously. Any guitarist worth an actual shit would weep reading that fucking sentence. He is the definition of a hack.
I don't fault Ritchie going full Renaissance Fair music. Have you seen his wife Candice?
Guy is enjoying his sunset years.
ive seen him live
dude was in his own world prolly shitfaced drunk and flying on coke or something
pretty good show though, i was like 10ft away from him and ended up with like 7 picks
Will he unleash the fucking fury?
I have a friend who is completely obsessed with this guy and would suck your dick just for it having been in the same room as the man
Fuck yes.
Also, Dave Mustaine for Vice Pres. He's been singing songs about how corrupt the government is since forever.
Mark Knopfler is excellent. Clapton is all right, but he is also literally the most overrated guitarist of all time. Hendrix killed him after he went on stage to jam with Cream. From all accounts Clapton was never the same after that. And you can tell; after Cream he pretty much just stopped playing guitar. He can only do one thing. Playing with two jazz guys like Jack Bruce and Ginger Baker forced him to develop something new in his guitar playing. Unfortunately it didn't last.
Buddy Guy, Albert Collins, Albert King, Hubert Sumlin . . . now those are original greats. Clapton copped that style and got away with it.
I've always thought of Clapton's biggest influence being making Bob Marley famous in America and introducing us to reggae in general
also clapton can't play rhythm lol
yup, and making cocaine a cool thing.
the biggest Cream hit Sunshine of your Love, Jack Bruce wrote that after seeing Hendrix perform live in a burst of inspiration - his own words
>greatest guitarist on earth
>literally the greatest guitarist on earth
Has to be bait. He isn't even worth 0.1 bucketheads. So many hundreds of guitarists on a similar level of skill as yngiwe, all he has is speed, and awful sounding tone. Any guitarist in the heavier metals (death/prog death/death core/melodic death/etc.) is comparable to yngwie.
Sad!
Literally who desu
correct.
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this is one of the worst versions of red house i've ever heard
I really wish that he would never touch an acoustic guitar.
I'll second that. Satriani is what Yngwie wants to be when he grows up.
Satriani sucks. I'll take Holdsworth any day.
>s-Schen who?! literal nobody
Yeah, neither Michael nor Rudolph Schenker have made any significant contributions to music. Your obliviousness is hilarious!
Buckethead 2020.
This. Satriani is the biggest phony there ever was.
Schenker still destroys Ritchie Blackmore
>literally the greatest guitarist on earth
no
yeah she is a qt
her voice is actually really good. She's no Dio but does her role very well.
Yourr either retarded, or a troll. Congrats.
this is fuckin gay man
please, Satanriani is as good as the rest of shred guitarist without as much ego and gay glam shit.
I love Loudness, cant argue with that. What do you think of Soldier of Fortune?
His band in general was pretty fucking gay
and that's what was so fun
Based
>mfw there are people in this thread who haven't been bucketpilled
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Buckethead is unarguably the greatest guitarist alive. He has mastered more styles and techniques than most of the other "great" guitarists can even do, let alone have mastered.
I'll never understand what people see in this boring bald shitto
Yfw you will never be a aryan guitar icon.
I almost brought up Ritchie Blackmore while talking to him. (I think he hates the comparison)
>without as much ego and gay glam shit
I couldn't give less of a fuck about his image or attitude because his playing is all that matters and, unfortunately, it's boring as fuck.
Have some more Holdsworth.
I thought this kicked ass, I'm not sure what or who to compare it to but it's better than Hendrix's own boring as shit meme blues version.
>s-Schen who?! literal nobody,
(you)
Yngwie is a shit guitarist. Alls he knows how to do is pure classical arpeggios. He doesnt know how to uses speed or finese like guitarists like Eddie Van Halen or Michael Schenker. Without the arpeggios rock style of playing is just noise, just run-of-the-mill guitar leads that anyone can do. He insults people like the great blues men and Jimi Hendrix despite the fact that he is just a hack doodley ooodly metal head himself. He thinks he is a musical genius for using things like modes despite the fact that you can play his modal progressions just using regular minor chords. So if you try and translate his deluded sense of greatness to politics you end up with just another blowhard who thinks he is the shit but doesnt actually know anything.
Fuck off Lars. Yngwie is not even your real name, your real name is Lars Johan Yngve Lannerbäck
That's salty
Welp, time to listen to Rising Force on repeat for like 5 hours again.
Dgwie Hefersteen
>s-Schen who?! literal nobody,
Michael Schenker did some of the most classic songs of all time with UFO like Doctor Doctor, Lights Out, Rock Bottom, many more
Yngwie litterally did nothing but tons of shit albums that never got airplay and are just pretentious metal trash that no one listens to
fuck you Yngwie, youre a nobody, you always will be a nobody
On technical skills only it's Guthrie Govan.
On influence it's objectively Hendrix.
Rofl, top bait. Man what a fucking douche, someone remove the guitar from his hands
I'm a Ritchie Blackmore goat
Dio-era Rainbow is literally my favorite thing right now. Love Blackmore.
nobody cares about your stupid, bland, out of touch musical taste Ynqwie
>literally the greatest guitarist on earth
HIGHLY DEBATABLE
>if only he didn't look gay.
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He's an incredible show-man and an incredible player. Shows what hard work and dedication can accomplish, and does embody the American dream. He never would have made it had he stayed in jantesverige.
However, he's not the greatest guitarist ever, because while it's impressive it's just a bunch of arpeggios from hell. Musically neo-classical metal has hardly anything to do with classical music, none of the depth of form or counterpoint is there. Playing fast arpeggios is essentially a more detailed version of strumming a sequence of chords. Some one like Greg Howe might not be as fast but shreds more musically than Malmsteen.
I still like him though.
my top Rainbow songs
Gates of Babylon
Eyes of Fire
catch the rainbow live
Ariel (stranger in us all album)
Stargazer
Tarot Woman (but it always makes me depressed for some reason)
Lady of the Lake (similar to Gates of Babylon)
Maybe next Time
Difficult to Cure (live)
Tearin' out my heart
I prefer Joe lynn turner era
you have to listen to the live version of Mistreated, Greensleeves and Catch the Rainbow of this concert
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My top 10
1. Stargazer
2. Catch the Rainbow (On Stage)
3. Gates of Babylon
4. Man on the Silver Mountain
5. Sixteenth Century Greensleeves
6. Run with the Wolf
7. Tarot Woman
8. Kill the King
9. A Light in the Black
10. Rainbow Eyes
impressive, very similar tastes, my favorite song of all time by anyone is Child in Time
Nice. Child in Time sits high on my list of Deep Purple songs. Of course it does.
the Dio years of Black Sabbath were also my favorite BS. Mob Rules, Heaven and Hell and Dehumanizer albums have some great songs on them (I'm sure you're familiar with them)
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