Hi, POL

Hi, \POL\
Now that altright is a dead meme, it is time to become that cool youth pastor we all know and love.
I'm talking about the new hip and accepting way to be traditional and radical at the same time!
Join the Coolservatives!
*skateboard not included

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Fuck out of her nigger.

Now, now, young man.
Let's rap about Christ. Did you know he died for your sins, yo?

PBF is the best

Fuck Protestants.

OP have you heard of a rap group called DC Talk? I was gifted one of their albums when I was baptized

The messiah was controlled opposition for the globalist, shekel loving, Shlomo negress.

I already have a skateboard... Never thought about becoming a pastor, but I despise people. Wouldn't work.

I love mankind. Hate people.

When you're a coolservative, all you'll need is love and a neon green skateboard.
Fellow young people?

No, but if they have that Christian swagger, I'm down like Jagger.

Okay. I'll build a church/skatepark. It will be very cool in the eyes of the Lord.

Most radical, my fellow Christian dude.

The messiah literally whipped rabbis you nigger.

It actually helps me, because I wanted to build a temple of my land, but didn't know exactly what philosophy to pursue in its construction.

Thanks for the thread.

I'll call it...

The Union of Church and Skate

1. k

2. cool

3. pic related

No, thank you for being a rad coolservative, fellow \POL\dude. Jesus

CNN FAKE NEWS

Now, now, let us cool it with the antisemitism, my cool dude.

Or the Joining. It's a work in progress. I will use some divination later to discern the Lord's commandment.

The middle east should be nuked until nothing can live there

nofx beat ya to it

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>separation
no you'll find I'm doing the opposite.

The Consolidation of Church and Skate! Got it!

THESE FUCKING BANDS ALL SOUND THE SAME

i know, but i mean the pun.

>all sound the same

yeh welcome to pop punk