Brit/pol/ - Not Dead Yet edition

>Tories overturn Labour majority to win Copeland byelection
theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/24/tories-overturn-labour-majority-to-win-copeland-byelection

>Stoke Central by-election declaration: Labour hold
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39074028

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fuck anglos

sort yourself out, canada

I JUST keep letting me down
letting me down
letting me down

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That was one hell of a night.

Really, what went wrong with that country. Australia is based as fuck and Canada's the cuck capital of the world

Where are you?

Are y'all ready for a tolerant and truly global britain?

Made me think.

i'd like to move to canada, if there were no canadians

the best one

In the 'Prussian survivors' bit, maybe in the Ron Paul section

Foot was thrice the man Corbyn is. Principled, well educated and oddly patriotic

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DON'T BE AFRAID!
youtube.com/watch?v=s9KTU6TvKF4

I've never liked this graph because it doesn't distinguish between nationalists and globalists. I'm in the top left but I'm not a fucking commie

it'll be ok user

lmao'ing at your life, wannabe frenchman

I hope so. I truly hope that the zeitgeist has changed. If it hasn't, then I see no future for western civilisation

Pretty wild night lads.

Good night.

Very nice. Made me a tad emotional tbqhwy

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Was a good night.

No

If repeating digit Corbyn massacres the entire royal family.

youtu.be/EeoYX_OUwY8

If repeating digit Corbyn massacres himself

Does Paul Nuttall even exist?
>Does his family know he's in Stoke?

Literally me on Saturday night.

guess Nuttall couldn't do it on a cold night in Stoke

Dude even has his own channel on youtube and teaches you how to dance like you don't give a fuck.

>Good for you bro. I'll see you out there on Saturday.

Comment of the evening.

>Sad for Ranieri too, Leicester are pricks. Hope they get relegated now.

Star striker he is.

Nuttall was better than Alan Shearer back in the day. Dodgy Knees.

nice

meant for

Michael Foot: smart, patriotic
Corbyn: dumb, self-hating cuck

Thatcher: not a Blairite, hated the EU
May: Blairite, loves the EU

kek

is she really a blarite? from her tone, it feels like she is competent technocrat, who can sense the tide and wiggle some things?

its worth having the tories take us out because even if they don't actually do anything about real border control at least the capability will then be there for a real party to do something about it

better we atleast delay total european federalisation rather than try to fight our way out later

she doesn't love or hate the EU, she's an ideologically ephemeral populist who'll do what she thinks works best electorally, which isn't that bad at the moment

She'll pretend to do what works best electorally. She won't really make a serious effort to cut immigration because she doesn't need to - she can get votes just saying some vaguely anti--immigrant things

>hated the EU
Only really just before she was couped by her own party. She still signed the single european act, for example.

The Corbyn > Foot comparison (made dismissively) is annoying though. But for the efforts of Michael Foot, Labour would almost certainly have lost power earlier than they eventually did. (1979), they were governing without a majority and he was leader of the house of commons at the time. (Indeed at one point he wanted to push the repeal of the devolution bill until after the 1979 election, which may have killed the confidence vote, but by that point everyone knew they were fucked so they didn't bother.)

essentially a bureaucrat who can read the atmosphere. quintessentially english, i must say.

Good night Brit/pol/.

It's been terrible.

>Most of the original 432 episodes of Dixon of Dock Green are still missing due both to the show being broadcast live in the early days and the BBC's policy of wiping videotape for re-use. Only 32 episodes still exist in full and extracts exist for a further 19.
>the BBC's policy of wiping videotape for re-use

Yeah, watch how she got the leadership.

Did fuck all, let her rivals capitulate and was voted in on "Stability."

The British electorate aren't ready for big change now - Brexit is more than enough.

They just now want someone to steer the ship and May will offer them that bland, boring stable reassurance.

Idiots.

well, with Trump now, she has to conform to him, so you should be worried a bit less. granted, if you can just remove pakis, that would be excellent tho.

>immortal technique
>a literal fucking communist
>right wing
I'm too old for these memes

>Reality Check verdict: Malmo, along with other urban centres in Sweden, has one of the highest levels of reported rapes in proportion to population in the EU, mainly due to the strictness of Swedish laws and how rape is recorded in the country.
BBC is just 100% propaganda now.

When do we get rid of the BBC?

Can someone please explain the "mines a big mac, ha-ha" meme.
I just dont get it.

>tfw having 2 cups of whole milk again
>tfw fatfags who do not understand the concept of nutrition will get mad at this

She won the leadership by bullying leadsom to quit. Andrea might have actually beat her, being an actual conservative.

I ain't going anywhere.

>KEK

BBC Question Time, Nige and Will Self. Nige laying down the law on tax and HQs. Self pipes up with snobbish derision.

youtu.be/5j7aau03h-g

>I get you bro.

Oh please, Andrea was lightweight and would have divided the party.

Gove's leadership bid is my all-time favourite Tory Regicide.

>skimmed

youtube.com/watch?v=Oac_O5u3Dnc

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This is partially true though.

He's right though. There's nothing snobbish about pointing out that all the jobs created will be shit.
But we'll be told to be greatful for "Mine's a big mac" because if you don't shut the fuck up and accept the shit-tier contract we'll just get the machine to do it.

At times like this I'm just glad to be alive with all this tech. and crazy fucked up people.

>Genius

>lightweight and would have divided the party

If she had the balls not to be cowed, that wouldn't be true
If it still was, all the better for UKIP, a less shit party.

>tfw mine was too many big macs

It's not fucking true, as evidenced by the fact that nobody who makes this claim cites the supposedly harsh laws.

There are no rape laws in Sweden that are unusual. In fact, until recently the absence of classification of certain types of rape was the unusual part.

For a designated leftist, I sort of expected you to attack the job and not the worker. Just shows you're petit-bourgeoisie

No, I agree with him.

Capitalism will eat itself. The alternative doesn't have to be communism or any ism.

We can surely collectively think of something better. We will. It will emerge from us. Fuck knows what it will be but it won't be shit.

Or maybe

>Comrade Corbyn, the most unfavourable Labour leader ever is in charge of the party
>Stoke-on-Trent voted 70% to Leave during the Brexit referendum
>Gareth Snell, the Labour MP for Stoke despised Brexit and called it a steaming pile of shit
>The leader of UKIP himself, Paul Nuttal, goes to contest the Stoke by-election
>He doesn't even come close to unseating the Labour MP

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
HOW WILL BRITBONGS EVER RECOVER?

She'd be good for UKIP, Aye.

You forgot that Nuttall is a retarded lying prick

wtf i hate politicians lying through their teeth now

lots of studios back in the day had that policy. They just didn't think there was much of a market for daytime shows, and tape was relatively expensive

>Fight!!

elaborate. I don't know much about Nuttall or UKIP but I was hoping they could unseat the fucking reds in their heartland

bbc.com/news/magazine-19592372
>"So, for instance, when a woman comes to the police and she says my husband or my fiance raped me almost every day during the last year, the police have to record each of these events, which might be more than 300 events. In many other countries it would just be one record - one victim, one type of crime, one record."

It's not really attacking the worker in any meaningful way. The job is shit, it's simply true. That's why there's any stigma attatched to the cliché-phrases of the fast-food industry as a whole. We know it's shitty, derisive work. Everyone knows it - but if you say it in the wrong circumstances suddenly you're the bad guy.
(That said, if it was to be taken as an attack I prefer open hostility to this risible idea that you should accept a boot to the face if it's wrapped up in respectable terminology.)

desu to be petit-bourg I'd basically have to be a small business owner. Relation to capital and all that. You can be a cunt without being a bourg, and I'm almost certainly a cunt.

Aye, i understand that, I see why but I must also emphasise:

>Idiots.

That is an investment you have made as a production company; Destroying it is absolutely retarded.

>unseat the fucking reds
How will alt lite keks ever recover?

L A B O U R S U R G E

>Botswana has the highest rate of recorded attacks - 92.9 per 100,000 people - but a total of 63 countries don't submit any statistics, including South Africa, where a survey three years ago showed that one in four men questioned admitted to rape.

Nuttall lied throughout the campaign. Said he used to be a pro footballer, said he has a PhD, said he was at the Hillsborough disaster. Also he couldn't name the six towns that make up Stoke

And he was the best UKIP had to offer?

Yes.

(You)kippers unequivocally BTFO

Who the fuck is this wanker on BBC1 atm?

Is he a yank? I can't pin his accent down what the shit

No. During the night on This Week they had BASED Kurten on. He should be leader, he's half wog which will help the UKIP cause.

That dude always sounds like someone down under on coke.

why isnt roger helmer leader of ukip desu lads

Who wants to join my Revolutionary National Socialist Traditionalist Localist Environmentalist Workers' Party?

Too violent

we need more right wing environmentalism

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Good morning

You're all useless cunts to a man.

>Stoke voted overwhelmingly to leave
>vote candidate who hates brexit in and who comes from the party of mass immigration and utter contempt for the working classes like them

Are people from stoke inbred?

The British people as a whole are retarded and deserve to be displaced.

are nhs

told you all yesterday UKIP wouldn't win, but what else do we expect in a constituency very similar to Liverpool in attitude politically. They will vote Labour until their faces turn purple. Im in the same boat in the North West

ONLY 24 HOURS TO SAVE THE NHS

What are you on about?

Oh look, the UKIP support abandoned UKIP to go back to Conservatives.

Maybe it's because UKIP are turning into a socialist left-wing party under Nuttal throwing pity tokens towards the working class while a big chunk of UKIP's support were libertarians and conservatives.

thesun.co.uk/archives/politics/665530/nigel-farage-im-the-only-politician-keeping-the-flame-of-thatcherism-alive/

>Farage: “I mean, Thatcher’s Conservative party talked about success and social
advancement."

theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/07/paul-nuttalls-nukip-vision-beer-swilling-is-an-image-of-the-past

>(Nuttall) said if the party was to succeed in his goal of taking a significant “double-digit” number of seats in 2020, it had to improve its image and shift its focus. “The Ukip core vote has changed over the past decade. It has gone from being a southern-based party which gets its votes from a bank of ex-Conservative voters. Now we are targeting working class communities.”

>Nuttall said Ukip would be turning in a new direction and “Nukip” would aim to “give a fair deal for working class people, people who have been left behind”. Details of the rebranding exercise will be revealed at the party’s spring conference this month.

The absolute STATE of Paul Nuttall.

Can't wait for UKIP to disintegrate tbqh.