>be me
>find big bootyed brazillian chick and get into relationship
>seems cool at first.
>gets real clingy quick
>has tattoos she regrets..sign of bad decision making
>turns out to be crazy and wants me to ditch my career to move to brazil with her
>finds out today shes has a n count of 3 (all in ltrs)
>is now born again christian
>nope.dbms
>gone full no contact
Well pol? Did i done goof by throwing her away?
>>finds out today shes has a n count of 3 (all in ltrs)
whats an N count, nigger count?
how many cocks shes had
How do you measure nigs in ltrs?
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What's the conversion rate for a cock to ltr nowadays?
3 litters? How can kiwis even compete?
shes a fking brazilian what u expect
answers pls op
MODS
Well, i wouldn't go to Brazil if it was a vacation and i wouldn't move to Brazil if she was a beauty princess virgin.
Women are a renewable resource.
Also brazilians are notoriously high maintenance. They think with their sexual organs.
get fucked randall
Explain yourself Seamus
There will always be more women. They are not something to worry over or conserve. There are lots of brazilains here in Ireland and their relationships are a source of amusement. High drama at all times.
Do you really want a woman screaming and crying every time you leave the house because she is so sure that means you are cheating? Even though she would cheat herself and would totally take you back.
Life is too short.
Holy fuck O'Flannegan you just described her to a T. Especially the parts about screaming and crying.
Fuck is there anyone left then?
Stay away from mud bloods, meditaranians and teenagers and you will be fine.
Get yourself a nice abo girl sicne you are hellbent on the racemixing
>3
Multiply by 3 for the actual number.
>she's brazilian
Better multiply by 10.
Rich coming from you Sven, I think I hear abul raping your sister
mein neger
If it ain't white it ain't right. Be truthful to yourself and reject women that aren't appropriate partners.
Fml
Brazilians ARE niggers
No that is the sound of your sister getting beaked. Pic related
>n count
>measured in litres
oh...haha.....>.>
Nice ad Abdul. Deny it all you want but I hope you enjoy the face your country is on the fast track to turning to state enforced Sharia law