Be me

be me
>stationed in this sand hole.
>why would someone live somewhere that gets to 120 degrees Fahrenheit?
>their internet is a blast from 1990's.
>there is no impending threat, not sure why I'm even here.
>sites are blocked... cant go to Sup Forums but can go to Sup Forums
>gg

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you find any gold there?

no sir, no gold, just sand. want some sand? we got sand. we could use some of ur water tho.

I'm in Straya mate, we got plenty of sand and fuck all water unfortunately. What even happens in Kuwait now that Saddam isn't around to buttfuck them?

literally not a god damn thing.
no news, no alerts, not a thing happens in this place.

hear gasoline is around $.10 a galon

What do you even do with your days? It sounds like a sandy prison.

is there at least something to do? movie theater?

What is the local food like?

i watch "air picture" from possible threat areas in the region

as in drone footage or sat images? Why is America even still there?

Have you gotten any sandnigger pussy/boypussy?

havent had it. been stuck on base. the food is 6/10
little theater with shitty movies, the blockbuster movies are so packed and play like 1x a week.

300+people lined up to see john wick 2.

no and no and no and no
as in radar, have access to all that shit but nothing is even going on.

Do they let you do anything fun there? Race Hummvees, start an illegal camel racing league, slowly build a tolerance to scorpion venom then get the world record for most scorpion stings in a minute?

nope none of the above. its horrific... i trade penny stocks for fun lmfao

Have you seen much footage about Iranian drones? What do you think of the threat they pose? I am wondering if those RQ-170 copies were legit.

idk exactly what info i can tell you about this, but i can say isis is crafty when attaching things that are harmful to shitty drones

>be 15
>have terrible acne
>my name is Kyle
>dad calls me Kuwait for like 3 years

Thank God it cleared up.

kek

ISIS drones are basically under barrel grenade launchers attached to copters or radio planes: workshop tier, while Iran one's are serious business. They might sink a ship with those.

I was deployed there in 1997-1998

it was ok. I still have my bonnie cap that I wear when I work in the woods behind my house.

do yourself a favor and buy an Iranian rug from the marketplace and fed-ex it home. You will be glad you did.

Also, anything, fucking anything you buy there, fed-ex that shit home. DO NOT try to fly home with it, the customs fuckers will seize it all.

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I was in Dubai and Sup Forums wasn't blocked but Sup Forums was too. No idea why they think Sup Forums is any better than Sup Forums.

Also look up "Middle Eastern dictators," on google I got pictures of Netanyahu.

Have you placed that rug on the floor or wall?

neither. I didnt get one, but my buddy did. He fed-exed it home. It is on the floor in his "man cave". At the fed ex shop on base, they had tall triangular boxes specifically for shipping rolled up rugs, despite being told we werent allowed to ship home Iranian rugs. It was all done with a wink and a nudge, so in case you were caught, they could say they told you so.

I regret not shipping one home.

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b is basically porn tier, makes sense.

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This store looks pretty decent.