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WHY DIDNT YOU FAGGOTS MAKE A NEW THREAD EDITION

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4255524/Ukip-leader-Paul-Nuttall-clings-despite-Stoke-defeat.html
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/24/humiliation-jeremy-corbyn-tories-take-copeland-labour-historic/
theguardian.com/crosswords/cryptic/27129
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/nigel-farages-piers-morgan-interview-on-sex-life-near-death-experiences-trump-and-brexit_uk_58aff274e4b060480e06a9ba?ir=UK Politics&utm_hp_ref=uk-politics
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telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/23/donald-trumps-love-royal-family-may-see-united-states-join-commonwealth/
socialistparty.org.uk/articles/22495
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You lazy fuckers

First for slipping the missus the rodger on a Saturday night.

youtube.com/watch?v=FHG2oizTlpY

youtube.com/watch?v=FHG2oizTlpY

youtube.com/watch?v=FHG2oizTlpY

Piss off

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what the fuck is going on in this image

why is milkman wearing a Labour shirt

I demand answers

PROPER EDITION WITH LINKS

>Theresa May celebrates 'astounding' Copeland poll win
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39076844

>Jeremy Corbyn: 'I will not step down' over poll loss
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39075061

>Dithering while Labour burns
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4255142/Labour-HOLDS-Stoke-seat-UKIP-beaten.html

>UKIP's defiant leader Paul Nuttall clings on
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4255524/Ukip-leader-Paul-Nuttall-clings-despite-Stoke-defeat.html

>Humiliation for Jeremy Corbyn
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/24/humiliation-jeremy-corbyn-tories-take-copeland-labour-historic/

>Cryptic crossword No 27,129
theguardian.com/crosswords/cryptic/27129

>Nigel Farage's Piers Morgan Interview On Sex Life, Near-Death Experiences, Trump And Brexit
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/nigel-farages-piers-morgan-interview-on-sex-life-near-death-experiences-trump-and-brexit_uk_58aff274e4b060480e06a9ba?ir=UK Politics&utm_hp_ref=uk-politics

Hansard Committee Reports

>The process for exiting the European Union and the Government's negotiating objectives
publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201617/cmselect/cmexeu/815/81502.htm

>Brexit: the options for trade
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/72/7202.htm

>Brexit: future UK–EU security and police cooperation
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/77/7702.htm

>Brexit: UK-Irish relations
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/76/7602.htm

>European Scrutiny Committee - Wednesday 1 February 2017
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why is brit/pol/ dead

>Nigel Farage admitted he chanted English football songs about the Second World War at his German wife days before his 17-year marriage publicly collapsed

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/24/nigel-farage-admitted-chants-english-football-songs-second-world/

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original image was libdem

>Not editing out the milk

Lazy.

Suicide through electrocution?

The STATE of you faggots

FUCK OFF BIG SOUP

youtube.com/watch?v=GcMd1F1acSo

LAD

Nigel admits that should we need him, he will rise

My sleep will be easy tonight lads

>communist
>in
england-history.org/2012/10/the-common-market-and-the-communist-parties-of-capitalist-europe/

YKTD left

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THERE WERE TEN GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR

anyone got that lib dem surge image?

>commies
>pro-eu
This is the level of political knowledge that you're dealing with in shit/pol/

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There are a few out there desu

>you will never have an absolutely moral nuclear family because you're a faggot

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anycunt up itt like slipping the old lady the d?

>when?

on a saturday night.

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so today scottish labour announce that they will NOT campaign against independence alongside scottish conservatives in the next referendum.

this is what the fracturing of a great power looks like

itshappening.gif

this is a very british image, every time i see this image i think to myself "anglo blood", and im right, because there it is clear as day

why are there so many

1) fat people
2) people who cant dress themselves
3) people with stupid haircuts
4) people with awful skin
5) middle aged women completely devoid of looks

in the UK?

and indeed in Ireland while we are at it

For the last lad in the thread asking about why i dont question the apointing of university degree fuckwits.

With these book educated university degree fuckwits dont think for one minute that im a
Sup Forums rage poster(see pic below) i often tell em like it is.
The reason for it is basically the liberal spearheaded abolition of the meritocracy.

No longer do we have a system of true equality where people work and prove themselves from the bottom way up to the top!

Instead we have an idoctic and elite weighted system in which only someone has to have a piece of paper from univeristy to get a postion.
However when it comes into practice they are compelty useless and in dire need of practical experince!

I mean who would you trust to design the mechanical services of a building.
1) A spotty faced teen fresh out of uni who has a degree.
Or
2)A fully qualified tradesman who has been instaling mechanical services for 20-30 years of his life for 5 days a week straight!

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Could save the union desu, if it keeps McTernan away from the official "No" campaign. (Which at least one pro-independence site is spreading rumours about.)

good lads

>communists
>supporting the EU
What?

Tried to steal copper from an electric box, hand is welded to the casing (which is grounded) from electrocution.

brutal

that's fucking labour for you m8

BRING BACK JAHANS POSTING

youtube.com/watch?v=4jUgi6KlAOk&feature=youtu.be

BBC kek

So are you all ready for Murrica to join the Commonwealth?

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/23/donald-trumps-love-royal-family-may-see-united-states-join-commonwealth/

3) the Polish guy who will do it for the cheapest price

>labour
>communists
Ah yes because commies love private ownership

OH MUH GAWD TEH DAILEE MAYUL

Hi lads!

I know that much, figured it was suicide. Steeling copper while its live, nigger logic.

>Ran out of coke to drink with my rum
>Drinking it straight
Feeling Devilish, lads.

All of it or just the 13 original colony's?

Y'alright m8!

>labour
>communist
Even Corbyn is only a socialist (and even that's debatable in policy terms, given the total incoherence of labour party policy at the moment.)
And even socialists.... socialistparty.org.uk/articles/22495

The EU is actually rooted in Liberal technocracy more than anything else. It's run fundamentally on the idea of taking power away from politicians and giving it to technocrats. It appeals to neoliberal, Blairite types far more than socialists - even outright USSR-loving tankies want everything under *political* control.
(Indeed I vaguely remember hearing a purge of engineers in the USSR on suspicion they were trying to get all technocratish. True or not, it'd be a fitting note.)

youtube.com/watch?v=ta-Z_psXODw

yo ho ho

Oi lads. Was #CorbynMustGo anything to do with us?

doesn't matter senpai

if SLab back away from this, they're giving the unionist spotlight to ruth davidson and the tories, who are just going to push soft-no and soft-yes people away from voting No

>tfw you won't be a twentysomething normie with London flatshare and a job in the city and a basic bitch girlfriend you met at a m8s birthday drinks in a cool new bar and the next day you were hungover watching T4 and you go to gigs and ring Radio 1 to get a shoutout in the car when you're driving up the motorway for a festival.

Is he talking about his dad? The state of this guy

I'm fine thanks. What about yourself, Autismo?

This is so rude.

Barring the two most read British publications of the mainstream left and right.

It won't make the rest of the British press anymore favourable as a whole.

Turnout in stoke was 38%, what the fuck were they doing up there? Why didn't they vote?

Fucking Northerners

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> Stoke
> North

Pick one.

I love rum so much tbqh, smfh I wish I was a pirate.

Arent the daily male right wongers?

I don't think Ruth Davidson for a strong opposition would ally herself with the Tories. That'd be a bad move. Scotland still hates the Tories, after all.

>tfw you'll never run a little cafe or have a gf who has a dick.

Hi Rimmer, ,ate!

I'm not doing too bad myself, thanks. How's the tripfagging going? Getting many (you)'s?

the sun has set on the british empire, thats why

Anyone got the video where he loses it? Where he's all like "Get rid of the fucking niggers!"?

Aye.

thank mapleniggers for Leave result
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/24/exclusive-tiny-canadian-company-helped-swing-brexit-vote-leave/

>tfw you read about the golden age of piracy expecting to be disappointed but it actually was that epic

Scotland forever

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JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI

>flag
>head of state
Oh I am laffing

Fucking hell i thought it was up near Newcastle for some reason.

Tbh anything outside of Wales or the West Country doesn't interest me.

Cymru am Byth Niggaaaa

>who would you trust to design the mechanical services of a building
>design

>a fully qualified tradesman who has been instaling mechanical services for 20-30 years of his life for 5 days a week straight
>install

You do realise that designing and installing are two different jobs, right? I'll take the spotty-faced teen, who presumably has a degree in mechanical engineering and would know where to start, unlike the installation guy.

slipping your missus the rodger left, right, and centre

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"muh strong opposition"

SCon pretty much a cult of personality that orbits her. Personally I hope Theresa May gets as involved in the referendum as possible

Scotish Tories need to focous on Ruth Davidson, place themselves as a unionist party, attack SNPs retarded taxes on the middle class in the north east along ith other shit they have done etc, pander to nationalists by waving a scotish flag a bit too... remember as leave voters we would be pissed during the EU campaign when remain politicans/london fags waved eu flags and what not...

Scotish Tories are doing very well atm, looking forward to the elections.

Reminder that Smith and Autismo are just Rimmer and Preusse's puppet battlebots that they wheel out on an evening for a punch-up
God no

What time is it there inmate?

if the netherlands is my dad, what would the brits be? abusive step-dad/uncle?

>not the jolly roger

Pull your socks up lad

This story about South Africa on ITV news

Is this the thing about the old couple being tortured?

Glad to hear it.. Its alright to be honest, I like how you dont need to register an account like on faggit and can just get an EZ tripcode and post away... plus I can talk to people like I know them... Yeah I'm getting more you(s) than normal, e.g. from speaking with you and Rimmer. All of this conversation should be good for me, as opposed to hiding behind anonimity! Feels good, man!

They just showed a story on the news about black robbers torturing a white farmer and killing his wife. Why do you still live there?

Scotland was where both 18th century liberalism and 20th century socialism made their debuts in britain, no way that they can in without shifting so far left to the centre that they're not tories any longer

The SNP have also kinda kicked into damage control mode in the NE with their tax relief scheme (which ironically local council tories have voted to reject)

Now redundant.

Getting my degree and other qualifications then jumping ship. I don't care about this place. A part of me wants to see it burn and make Venezuela look like a gentle ear rubbing

>"Stay and fight for your land!" (I know you're not saying this)

People who say that don't realize they're asking me to give CPR to a corpse.

If it makes you feel better I saw a post on Reddit when some probably labour voting faggot said Coventry was a northern city. See pic related, my geography skills are on point, i'm not autistic by the way.

Yes, I cannot understand why white people still live there

Fuck off autist

I'm not but ok.