Blast radius
Blast radius
(((Wellerstein)))
Cairo, make it a ground bomb so the fallout covers North Africa and hopefully creates a no go.zone
Get a few birds stoned at once with this one
The Tsar Bomba was only 50MT
Berlin.
>Where do you drop it?
Right in front of my PC. Who's addicted to Sup Forums now?!11
They made ones with calculated yields of 100mt, didn't test them though
Syrup niggers not welcome
Alright, doesn't seem like anyone wanted to participate in your dumb thread anyway.
The black cube - Right as they're all doing their maypole dance
Wots a ground bomb, user?
Also minus points for unleashing a mutant North African refugee zombie rapist hoarde on Europe.
LEAFS OFF MY THREAD REEEEEEE
>Wots a ground bomb, user?
kek, gladly.
Mecca probaly. Muslims will go to apeshit
Yeah they changed it from 100mt to 50mt..
When you see the video of it you can see why lol. It was allready overkill.
Right on my fucking head, after that i will watch all the earth shit show from heaven, drinking fine beers with my angels homies.
Maybe even going on pol once in a while to shitpost with a canadian VPN.
They'll all spin around in confusion unsure which direction to pray
Canada
You have to be more specific you raging sperg. The bomb doesn't take out the whole of Canada.
Also you need to consider radiation damage to the US
The center of the South Pole
>Melted ice will rise sea levels
>Surviving ice will break off into giant icebergs the size of a small country
>Unleash a million year-old super virus
>Awaken a giant ancient Russian hypno squid
>Mutate penguins into terrfying super-penguins
>Anger the Nazis
In between Toronto and Ottawa taking out both
Make Canada a functioning nation again
See That would take out the shitposting too because all leaf shitposters cine from this region
Sorry to tell you but the yield of Tsar Bomba was 57MT. So the largest nuke ever tested was 57MT, not your supposed 100MT.
It was designed for 100MT though they replaced the last fission stage with lead instead of uranium-238.
I would problably have dropped it in Mecca as you would have. Though I would have false-flagged it to blame the jews(assuming that if I have the power to get my hands on a 57MT nuke then false-flagging is ezpz).
Never forget your true enemies, lads.
They did make 100MT ones subsequently though I think? Although didn't test it. Something like that.
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Do I win for most casualties?
Cheers for nuking me lad.
So you'd kill 20 million people. 15 million or so of them white British. And over 10 million who live in Tory constituencies.
Nice work spastic
You lose for treason.
nowhere because there is no Tsar Bomba, it is a meme. There is no "atomic" weapons.
Leafland
gg
Somewhere in middle between Langley (most blood on hands since WWII, supporting coups worldwide, supporting ISIS, drug trade, weapon trade, human trafficking) and Comet,
and if it's really the Tsar, it would graze it all the way to a devilish Capitol...
You honest people of America would surely find a better place and better people to rule you...
Dont' know about that. I recon the Tsar Bomba was more of a publicity stunt to make the world fear the USSR(well, all nukes are aggression detterants on a military level really). The shockwave alone could be FELT two times passing the atmosphere of the entire earth and measured three times, if I remember correctly.
Quite the scary shit, yo. Not really any more need to go any further than that.
But make no mistake, the Tsar Bomba was originally designed for a yield of 100MT.
OP's anus, it would be big enough to self contain the blast so no one else get hurt.