>mfw my cousin I only see every boxing day actually took my invitation for a cuppa seriously and wants to come round >mfw my flat is like a Clive Barker vision of NEET hell >mfw want to be friendly and accommodating because my cousins are good folks and I don't see them enough
what do? arrange to meet up in a pub or cafe? that makes it sound like a date which is just creepy
Liam Hill
>realize
if you're British you spell it realise, fuck American spellcheckers
Cameron Robinson
How does brit/pol/ view Northern Ireland?
Luis Scott
>Going to a restaurant with family is creepy because it's like a date. Jesus, Britain, take 'er down a notch. People do that literally all the time, it is completely normal, and I'm actually a little concerned for you that you think that is strange.
Ian Hill
She your cousin a she?
Jayden Thompson
I'm drunk you tallywacker. That means I'm entitled to do whatever I want, I worked bloody hard for this breakdown!
Liam Baker
*Is
Wyatt Baker
Have you bongs finished filling out your paperwork to join the US?
Liam Brown
tell me about those tits, why are they so big?
William Walker
Saw this on fb today. Is this what you wanted?
Jace Flores
Needs to start reproducing more and settling more protestants in the Republic
Matthew Morales
We're an awkward race of people, sue us. And yes, in this case my cousin is a super hot grill who I wouldn't even bother approaching otherwise. We haven't really interacted since she childminded me when I was 12 and I got her to watch Return of the Living Dead and buy me some spraypaint
Sebastian Ross
my penis demands a name
Eli Torres
>my flat is like a Clive Barker vision of NEET hell Sort it out then. Cleanliness is next to godliness
>she
Thomas Flores
Nah I think they are finished.
In fact I just stuck two bets on today because of their catastrophic defeat in Stoke ( the Brexit capital as they called it) its going to be further used as ammunition to justify a second referendum and also at the very least remain in the single market.
I've no doubt that if there is a second referendum that it will be a concrete remain decision.
Christian Murphy
Its you cucks that are joining the Commonwealth
Ethan Edwards
I've been working on it, taking a couple of bags down to the bottle bank every day and cleaning surfaces as I go. You don't know how gross it got though, it was literally 'channel 4 documentary' disgusting for a while there
Elijah Campbell
>mfw my flat is like a Clive Barker vision of NEET hell
With or without the gay BDSM?
Lucas Evans
Joining the commonwealth doesn't make America cucks! It just means that they love us very much and would like our hand in marriage. and that's okay.
Oliver Torres
No. It's not so much the poles we're against.
Jacob Moore
>a second referendum and also at the very least remain in the single market. : ) good luck with that
Jaxson Cooper
Sauce?
Cameron Gray
>mfw the gay club scenes in Sacrament
wew lad that was very very gay
Luke Brooks
Holy fuck, sauce
And sacue everywhere might I add
Eli Brooks
Seriously feel like running under the nearest truck the passes by on the road.
Lucas Gray
>we are the girl This is why we lost the empire
Tyler Adams
>3:09AM Will be waiting a few hours senpai
Andrew Cooper
I was watching a very sad documentary today called The Last Dukes. Basically it was about the decline of British nobility and hereditary titles.
Kinda sad how many men were married off to American heiresses simply to have enough money to keep the lights on in their family homes.
No love there either. The Dukes only wanted the money and the heiresses only wanted to play royalty.
Isaiah Ramirez
we're not the girl, user not unless you want us to be
Ethan Cook
Hugh will survive is shtf
Ayden Collins
You'd have done it by now if you were going to do it. You're trapped in here with us forever
Leo Williams
if*
Julian Collins
i still use theatre and not theater like our spell check says. it used to accept classic words too but now it doesn't for some reason
Jace Lee
it's all so tiresome
Charles Sanders
You're right, I'll just resort back to punching and cutting my self.
Adrian Sanchez
maybe you should try to slip her the roger
Brandon Hughes
Jenna Coleman
Joshua Rivera
can fellow brit posters please tell me why they are up til past three in the morning?
Thomas Gray
Because who needs daylight.
Jace Myers
Well time will tell but the bookies have dropped the odds from 10/1 to 5/1 on a second referendum happening before 2019. My heart wants me to be wrong but head is telling me I'm going to be right.
Anyway, hypothetically speaking, how does Brit/pol/ think a second referendum go?
Bonus question, if was a remain vote, how long before civil war?
Samuel Young
Are you open to suggestions as to how you could stop self-harming or are you basically happy to keep on at it?
Jonathan Cook
Alcohol has fucked my sleeping pattern
Logan Howard
I know I shouldn't, I know how bad it is, I'll just see if I can make an appointment with my GP (lol) and tell him/her about it.
Joshua Harris
I'd stick my dick in that.
Gabriel Roberts
of course, we could just both be girls
sitting on the porch on my laptop on Sup Forums and looking at the stars is maximum comfy
Jason Peterson
Watching hentai n rubbing my Johnson
James Nguyen
Are you open to suggestions as to how you could fuck your cousin?
Jaxon Powell
Obviously you should see a GP and start crawling up the ladder to what little help you'll get from the NHS. But in the meantime you should be putting those impulses into something else unless you want to end up scarred all over desu
Eli Watson
>putting those impulses into something else Suggestions?
Jackson Reyes
Obviously you should go on rsd and start sucking up all the information about what little help you can get from the pros. But in the meantime you should have a wank and think it over unless you want incest babies desu.
Cameron Miller
I said literally nothing even remotely sexual, any incest fantasies you got from that are purely your own
Grayson Barnes
>in this case my cousin is a super hot grill who I wouldn't even bother trying to bang otherwise
Easton Mitchell
Did an install Gentoo
John Bailey
We didn't kill Cadbury's--we improved it. Now it tastes more like Hershey's.
Jordan Martinez
Find something with rigid structure. Maths or poetry or music theory, anything along those lines. Something you can progress at with no ambiguity, just getting better at it from one day to the next. It'll distract you.
Angel Lopez
Nth for abolish the executive and direct parliamentary rule
Justin Morgan
It's totally legal you know.
Samuel Thompson
Thread demands sauce first business after.
Logan Campbell
Real SLOW hours
Lincoln Flores
>literally saying how I wouldn't even if she was a random
lrn2read
Jace Wilson
What about video games?
Kayden Ward
Jenna Coleman is the girly
Ian Jones
You don't have to hide away ur true feelings. you're anonymous bro, its ok
Benjamin Green
>mfw I've done a Meme Merchant
at least I didn't try to fuck my nan and I'm still anonymous
Nathan Ward
I'm in love. Why aren't real women like this?
Joshua Fisher
No it can't be she has pancake tits.
Angel White
Her bra is lifting and cradling, trust, i recognise that nose anywhere
Andrew Roberts
Phwoar she is a lovely crumpet. Shame she's been BLACKED tho
Eli Johnson
...
Colton Powell
WHAT
Christian Reyes
Guys, how do I stop being mental and going off the wall and making posts like this ?
How do you guys feel about Farage being pretty much an American citizen now?
Noah Nelson
Yes it bloody well is, fucking dragging you English cunts into building an empire kicking and screaming we did
Benjamin Nelson
Fuck Poles who refuse to talk English and shout in that gibberish though
Parker Scott
>London
Probably a paki said it to her
Hunter Ramirez
He's still a proud and true Brit. He's building alliances with the Yanks and there's nothing bad about that, especially with all the shit the lefties are throwing.
Well, yeah, of course. Not just poles, every bloody foreigner.
Bentley Johnson
I appreciate the work he did in getting us a referendum, but as a man he's basically just a PR stunt on legs now. I wish he'd retire but he's addicted to photo opportunities and it's quite sad to watch.
Aaron Peterson
>Scotland talking shit about building an empire >Goes bankrupt after one colony (Darien scheme) Wew lad
James Sanders
Just been looking up Wii U instead of offing my self. Any have any experience?
