Things Britbongs can't have

Things Britbongs can't have.

Canadians really should be banned. I didn't think it was possible, but the posts are actually getting worse.

Nor do they want.

>Go be a wannabe Ameritard elsewhere, Leafy boy

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but i can. i dont understand why people fall for this so easy

Exlain me this. Are they scared about all knifes or what? Is it some mental disorder?

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This is just a meme carried on based on like 10 cases. u do not get arrested for having a butter knife on you

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They're banning Nandos pretty soon. They won't be having anymore of this as it is illegal.

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The olympics games are pozzed out. Just look at that logo itself is saying "Z I O N".

Dumb goyim is dumb.

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Nice, taking the Trump approach. Why be an actual president when you can just try to ban free press like a little bitch

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we can own those?
honestly
what?

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Free speech.

I don't think the folding stock is legal.

If the government finds out, you win

no more cheeky lads

>Faggot prime ministers

leg it

Long story short every one on this rainy island is violent and stopping people carrying weapons limits lethal incidents

a British future

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i mean I thought automatic small arms weapons were illegal

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QUICK

YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO NAME 5 THINGS THAT AREN'T BANNED IN BRITAIN

BONUS HARD MODE ROUND:

NAME 5 ATTRACTIVE BRITISH PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS

GO

How is he banning free press? They still retain the right to research and publish stories to the public if they want. Trump also has a right to not spoon feed these retards in press conferences as well.

my sides holy shit. Daddy giving the little boy a spanking.

kek

High capacity magazine

Superior Med Genes

Emma Watson
Kate Beckinsale
Elizabeth Hurley
Victoria Beckham
David Beckham

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I would prefer to live in Britain 1000x more then in canacucks....You guys suck...

It opens up to allow penetrating flat surfaces.

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Dangerous weapon is disguised as harmless spoon.

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Unlocked doors.

Things that aren't banned? Good dental insu... oh..nvm

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Basically this: Not everybody in Britain is a mollycoddled softie (we have our fair share of murderers and rapists and violent criminals too), but boy, does our country have an obsession with "health and safety"

It's fucking absurd sometimes

Actually it's absurd all the time

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This is what you have stupid

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>scorpion
Just get an uzi. My dad has one pre 2000 ban in semi auto.

>This is what you had stupid

President>mayor

kek

>mfw we are allowed to have as many Shotguns including semi-auto/pretty much any variation
>Air guns over 8.1 J are somehow banned along with the majority of other firearms

Really makes you think.

Dignity?

Get fucked yanks

Okay not even I knew that fucking idiot took a photo with some topless broad, holy fuck.

America please annex us.

I actually like vegemite on crumpets.

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>USA stat includes Detroit, Chicago, St Louis, etc.
>UK stat excludes N Ireland

That's a sit graphic there brother.

>excluding Northern Ireland

That's like leaving out Detroit and Chicago you nigger.

underrated post

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can you trace out the "zion" for me?

cant see it

Are you one of those retards I've heard so much about?`

Even if Northern Ireland was included it would be nowhere near the same % of gun violence to the USA. America has a problem and you fail to recognise it.

>It's just the gangs
>He was just mentally ill
>Just a lone wolf gunman

Enjoy being shot whilst taking introduction to feminist theory at one of the hundreds of completely trash universities you have.

A for realism

I'm not saying it would be close. I'm just saying that poster is a lying cunt posting intentionally misleading images.

lol, implying this ain't the Wild Wild West and the greatest place on earth.

I always figure an aussie would understand but not the case since your government false flagged Port Arthur and y'all became a bunch of cock sucking pussy faggots.

no one in norn has guns la

>police literally breaking into houses
get a warrant you fat fucks

They're breaking into your house for your own safety though.

I can make autistic pics of myself holding up my 1911 and sport II with the caption fuck islam. checkmate.

The Quran
Political Correctness
Hijabs
Tea
Tea again

Nigel Farage
Nigel Farage
Nigel Farage
Nigel Farage
Nigel Farage

what about total murders? Also why not include northern ireland? care to compare violent crimes?

hmm, a muslim wants to live with other mudslimes, never would have thought

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Shaking this mans hand...