Degeneracy

What is the most degenerate thing you've ever done?
>I live streamed myself humping a couch for half an hour straight onto a Facebook group of 16k members
>Mfw that stream got 2.3k views
>Mfw I'm now famous in that group and everyone there knows me as the couch man
>Mfw I promised to do it again and now I'll go for an entire hour without breaks.

>tfw I was in that group watching you
How's it going couch man

did you get paid?

...why?

Maybe you should consider going to a psychotherapist? You might have some issues you need to talk to a professional with..

Just sayin'..

Holy fuck sup bro
Also my 3d alt got locked because Facebook thinks I got hacked and now I can't get in.

Of course not
Why not?
It's just a meme bro. I'm healthy. I think.

Psychotherapy? They'll tell you the couch is natural and healthy, but they'll pump you full of pills for coming here.

This

kEk stay cucked my man
I kid keep up the good work

ASK YOURSELF
IS THIS POLITICS?

I jerked off to gay porn once. I don't even know why to be honest, I'm straight. I think I just did it for shits and giggles.

>did drugs when I was younger
>fucked a couple of married women
>lied to my parents on multiple occasions

I'm a piece of shit

This is like barging into an /r9k/ thread and yelling at them for not discussing robotics.

>be me
>fell for the boipucci jew
>2nd time ive had sex
>first time with a "female"
>go to "her" house
>"she" sucks pretty good
>knew her from school
>i can feel my dick sliding through "her" esophagus
>fuck "her" ass
>strangle "her" while doing it
>cum on "her" tits
>find Sup Forums literally days later
>never speak to "her" again
feels bad man

feminine penis and balls don't touch

I like rimming girls and smoke weed pretty much every day other than that i'm not too bad tbhfam

I fucked an African prostitute

right but my balls touched "hers",and its still a male estrogen injections or not.

I once had consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Sup Forums is pretty much the new Sup Forums now, take it for what it's worth although i do miss the old days.

How do I not fall for this degeneracy? It tempts me but I don't want to sink this low

You're going to hell.

When I was younger I sucked my own dick every night.

Got fucked in the ass by a black crack dealer.

Not even joking.

Sort of kind of inbred a little.

wow, racist much

That's not even that degenerate that's just impressive

check the last post on the second sticky
now fuck off

Nothing beyond masturbating to degenerate porn. I've never done hard drugs. I've never had even remotely "kinky" sex. I've never broken any laws beyond minor traffic violations and pirating shit on the internet. All of my degenerate impulses are contained in fantasies and internet porn. If I could just kick the porn jew I would be living the purest life a man could live.

Smoked meth and had sex with a girl in a relationship. Fucked up my ex-girlfriend's marriage by seducing her. Fucked a girl a friend of mine had a thing for when he probably liked her more.Honestly, if I had to list it all out I realize I've been a huge piece of shit for a long time.

You are, or you did?

Did.

Chad detected

Heh, tell me it was at least the opposite gender. I hope this wasn't forced on (in?) you.

Inbred, it would have to be opposite gender. I was of age so wasn't forced.

Oh there's plenty of ways to force somebody who is of age and the same gender. PM me your address and I'll show you!

Your balls touched HIS. You fucked another man. Tell it like it is. Accept it and move on.

Did you know it was a trap going into it or did you actually get trapped? If the former is true you're a faggot.

gook moot refuses to do anything about Sup Forums being 100% porn, so Sup Forumstards have come here for better or worse

Fucked a married women for 2 months while her husband thought she was going to work an extra day a week. He took the days off to take care of their son. Beautiful women, terrible wife.
Fucked a newly separated from her husband 51 year old woman, who has a son my age off at college, in her house in the middle of her divorce, lived there part time for 2 months while her still-husband paid the payments and i fucked his now seperated wife.
Fucked a transgender girl who was smoking hot, and small. Twice.
Fucked a 16 year old girl (I'm 24) while her boyfriend and parents were calling her worried where she was. Came in her mouth and she came home to him and her senpai.
Tried to fuck my buddies mom, grabbed her ass hard once and she laughed it off, but didn't go past that.
At 20 I offended and left a conservative Christian white girl for not wanting to have sex fairly soon because she was a virgin, could have been my waifu and had my kids by now.

Pawned my grandmothers wedding ring for heroin then helped her look for it

Been to 3 dominatrixes (or something like that)

Kinda got the feels for one but then it got real fucked up...

Life is fucked up like that, don't ever give evil women money guys, it never ever ends well, ever

was addicted to drugs for about 8 years including opiates for about 2 years. did lots of criminal degeneracy and fucked lots of whores. got clean in my early twenties and turned my life around. people i'm associated with these days wouldnt believe me if i told them the truth about things ive done.

>At 20 I offended and left a conservative Christian white girl for not wanting to have sex fairly soon because she was a virgin, could have been my waifu and had my kids by now.
she is better off without you user

>Fucked three different guys three days in a row.
>Was addicted to amphetamines
>Cross dress

Agreed, kek. Ive however rapidly changed my ways since I figured out (they) push this degeneracy for a reason. Liberal parents in Ca didnt help