Moloch is bringing out his witches. Should we alert Kek that they are trying to fight back?
Moloch is bringing out his witches. Should we alert Kek that they are trying to fight back?
we need three pairs of digits for this
>implying he doesn't know
He's well aware.
He has the situation in hand.
Isnt wicca for middle aged holistic lesbian swingers?
>sorcery vs. god of chaos
it's literally nothing
>14/88
What did Lord Kek meme by this?
Praise
well then. pack it up boys, its nothing.
witnessed
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>1778
>February 6 – American Revolutionary War: In Paris the Treaty of Alliance and the Treaty of Amity and Commerce are signed by the United States and France, signaling official French recognition of the new republic.
en.wikipedia.org
>1861
>February 8 – American Civil War: The Confederate States of America are formed, comprising the first seven break-away States.
en.wikipedia.org
>1970
>March 1 – Rhodesia severs its last tie with the United Kingdom, declaring itself a republic.
en.wikipedia.org
>1981
>March 11 – Chilean military dictator Augusto Pinochet is sworn in as President of Chile for another 8-year term.
en.wikipedia.org
14/88 lol wtf
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P R A I S E K E K
SIEG HEIL
KEK CONFIRMED FOR RISE OF HITLER'S SPIRIT
Praise Lord Kek
>1488
Praise Kek!
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>1488
Moloch will win
OH PRAISE THY MIGHTY KEK! BLESS US WITH THESE DIGITS AND SHOW US YOUR STRENGTH TO DEFEAT YOUR FOE
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You got it kek
I hope Moloch likes pee pee and poo poo. It's all he's gonna get for a while, fake Poland.
Moloch will be defeated very easily because he has no memes to power him
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FUCKING CHECKED
ok then
Shadilay
ITS LIKE KEK IS TALKING TO US OR SOMETHING FUCK MAN JUST FUCK MY SHIT ALL UP
HE'S HERE.
Yep. We've been feeding him all night.
Kek Blesses this thread!
Also, what am I thinking? Checked.
>breitbart.com
Oooooh Kek, they can't even comprehend what they're fucking with.
Its not like a bunch of woman LARPing as witches and shouting "Hocus Pocus!" was going to be able to compare with our weaponized autism anyways.
are witches just autistic women pol? have we finally met our match? am I in love? does this mean I can finally upgrade from 2D waif
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Not even any digits in this post, nothing's happening.
Seminal Runes my dude
We'll build a big, beautiful, astral wall with our seminal magic.
>Semenshapers
Fund it.
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any reply to this post ending in 7 is a prediction
>Carefully craft seminal runes with specific purpose
>Etch them into shower walls
>Empower them as frequently as possible
This kills the witch AND the succubus
>Tfw they'll attempt to weaponize succubi and thoughtforms against us
>Thus commences the Second Meme War
I fucking love this timeline.
Kek will take physical form within the year.
We will all get red-pilled pussy
The witches were fucked before they even started chanting. The more they commit to this, the more they find themselves riddled with memetic pox and sores. It'll be too late when they realize they've died for nothing, and their magic was simply feeding our own the entire time.
>1488
I feel it
Eh.. guys?
The spells will backfire since "harm none" is how the witch should go by.
The Great American Purge will take place this year, leading to a new Golden Age as communists are thrown from fleets of helicopters. Also, Warp drive so we can invade the Trappist-1 system.
Damn... maybe next year.
we go to war with china within a year, we kick their asses and america is made great again
Have the spells killed Crumpf yet? I mean, even if he did die tonight it would probably be from morbid obesity since Tumpft is a fat piece of shit I guess.
Where are these frogs, Leafbro?
The barriers of reality begin to slowly shred, making the world more mutable to our wills.
All the witches literally get memed to death.
best timeline confirmed
>4+3=7
>at 12am tonight we are going to unleash our magic
>they fucking LIVESTREAM it an hour late and they constantly fuck it up just to get attention to the Wiccan ""faith""
Sure showed us.
It will definitely happen before the end of Trumps second term.
KEK HAS SPOKEN
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They livestreamed this shit? No wonder they fucking failed, the stupid cunts.
PRAISE!
nice digits
Meme magic is scientifically proven to exist
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In memes, we shall find victory. In Kek's name, let none survive.
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>Off by one
Oh well. Don't want to get greedy.
we have
M E M E T I C
S Y N C H R O N I C I T Y
Digits and Kek sterilizes these witches so that they can't create any more offsprings
Digits and they're sterilized by death.
>88
>1488
They have pissed off Kek
>1488
YES! PRAISE KEK!!!!
cast counter protective shield spell on trump
how to:
1. consume bag of dorritos
2. drink a mountain dew in one swig
3.dont belch, hold it for later
4. turn on battletoads, beat first level without dying, turn off console immediately
5 post a pepe meme
praise kek and belch
And yet, their power is no match for meme magic
>1488
Situations under control
>fat women larping Harry Potter think they're comparable to Meme Wizards
Tweet them that you are suing them because of their spells something bad happened to you.
praise kek!
GET IN HERE BROTHERS
Is this the official car of kekers?
this one makes me feel at peace with myself
It's a simple frog, content with life and the turning of the world.
14 mother fucking 88
it will backfire on them because kek will hold up a mirror and bounce all the voodoo right back in their ugly hairy crabby witch cunts
Praise be
Kek speaks to me. He says Alan Greenspan has one week left.
Trips will do
>1488
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I want kek to win
>Deity that come back from wherever deities usually reside to back up its chosen candidate of chaos.
>Bunch of dirty gipsies larping and pretending they have backing of a moloch.
Gee fuck, I wonder who is going to win here.
forgot my 9
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